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General Tiberius1
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
430
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Posted - 2013.04.02 03:56:00 -
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the cult of bacon hereby announces it's presence in the forums
all heretics shall be sacrificed to the tub of boiling grease |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
992
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Posted - 2013.04.02 03:58:00 -
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This game needs more bacon |
General Tiberius1
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
430
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Posted - 2013.04.02 04:04:00 -
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and more bacon grease |
Sgt Buttscratch
G I A N T
7
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Posted - 2013.04.02 04:09:00 -
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Tho the contents of our corp meetings are top secret, I can release the fact that last weeks meeting did include a few minutes talk about bacon. |
General Tiberius1
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
431
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Posted - 2013.04.02 04:17:00 -
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Sgt Buttscratch wrote:Tho the contents of our corp meetings are top secret, I can release the fact that last weeks meeting did include a few minutes talk about bacon.
only a few minutes?!?!
you need to get y'alls priorities straight |
BLCKDG
ROYAL SQUAD
4
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Posted - 2013.04.02 06:24:00 -
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Bacon.
Microwave in the war barge. sent wafting through the coridors and past the bulkheads. leaving that delicious smell on all the fits. Mmm bacon. |
General Tiberius1
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
442
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Posted - 2013.04.02 06:32:00 -
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BLCKDG wrote:Bacon.
Microwave in the war barge. sent wafting through the coridors and past the bulkheads. leaving that delicious smell on all the fits. Mmm bacon.
well done deciple, well done |
Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
2334
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Posted - 2013.04.02 06:59:00 -
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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "Bacon".
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "B", Bacon is the only word that is referred to as "the 'B' word". It's the one magical word, which just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, deliciousness and love. "Bacon", as most words in the English language is derived from Pigs. In English, "Bacon" falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb, for example: "John Baconed Shirley"
As an intransitive verb: "Shirley Bacons"
Its meaning isn't always throwing delicious meat at people's mouths. It can be used as...
An adjective, such as "John's doing all the Bacon work",
As part of an adverb, "Shirley thinks too Bacon much",
As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is Bacon beautiful",
As a noun, "I don't give a Bacon",
As part of a word, "Abso-Bacon-lutely" or "In-Bacon-credible",
And as almost every word in a sentence, "Bacon Bacon something Bacon".
As you must realise, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "Bacon". As in these examples, describing situations such as...
Fraud:
"I got Baconed at the used car lot"
Dismay:
"Awwww Bacon it"
Trouble:
"I guess I'm really Baconed now"
Aggression:
"Don't Bacon with me buddy!"
Difficulty:
"I don't understand the Bacon question"
Inquiry:
"Who the Bacon was that?"
Dissatisfaction:
"I don't like what the Bacon is going on here"
Incompetence:
"He's Bacon-less"
Dismissal:
"How can you not like Bacon? GTFO!"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it LOUDLY and PROUDLY...
"BACON BACON BACON BACON!" |
Robert JD Niewiadomski
Edimmu Warfighters
Gallente Federation
39
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Posted - 2013.04.02 07:26:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:i nominate kinky bacon to represent the issues of bacon, and the cult of bacon
You must be very hungry... You brag about "B" everywhere  You'v made me hungry too... I am going for breakfast  |
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