DUST Search - Introducing the Duct Tape Wrapper Gun!

Goon ReGnUM wrote:

Cat Merc wrote:

The Minmatar science team has gave up on trying to figure out how to make their stuff shoot better, faster, stronger.
They decided to go back to their roots, to technology they know well and trust.

Introducing, the Duct Tape Wrapper Gun!
The gun doesn't seem that impressive, its made out of rusty metal and duct tape.
Its magazine is a roll of duct tape, and it has to be replaced after each shot.

However, this weapon takes the duct tape magazine, unwraps it in 0.002 seconds using advanced micro warping technology shenanigans, and then wraps it around the target in the same time!

Testing was successful, here is some footage of a test conducted months ago in a secret lab on a Caldari soldier.
Test footage

Also, I agreed to have this gun be tested on me after it was proven non fatal.
Here is the footage

As you can see, the tests were extremely successful, and Minmatar command would see the weapon deploy into action within a Terran year.

Glad to see PRO's photo shop skils are on par with their Gun game. At least they stay consistent. Big smile

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Cat Merc Planetary Response Organisation Test Friends Please Ignore 333	Posted - 2013.04.01 17:04:00 - [1] - Quote The Minmatar science team has gave up on trying to figure out how to make their stuff shoot better, faster, stronger. They decided to go back to their roots, to technology they know well and trust. Introducing, the Duct Tape Wrapper Gun! The gun doesn't seem that impressive, its made out of rusty metal and duct tape. Its magazine is a roll of duct tape, and it has to be replaced after each shot. However, this weapon takes the duct tape magazine, unwraps it in 0.002 seconds using advanced micro warping technology shenanigans, and then wraps it around the target in the same time! Testing was successful, here is some footage of a test conducted months ago in a secret lab on a Caldari soldier. Test footage Also, I agreed to have this gun be tested on me after it was proven non fatal. Here is the footage As you can see, the test were extremely successful, and Minmatar command would see these weapons deploy within a Terran year.
Goon ReGnUM Immobile Infantry 2	Posted - 2013.04.01 17:17:00 - [2] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: The Minmatar science team has gave up on trying to figure out how to make their stuff shoot better, faster, stronger. They decided to go back to their roots, to technology they know well and trust. Introducing, the Duct Tape Wrapper Gun! The gun doesn't seem that impressive, its made out of rusty metal and duct tape. Its magazine is a roll of duct tape, and it has to be replaced after each shot. However, this weapon takes the duct tape magazine, unwraps it in 0.002 seconds using advanced micro warping technology shenanigans, and then wraps it around the target in the same time! Testing was successful, here is some footage of a test conducted months ago in a secret lab on a Caldari soldier. Test footage Also, I agreed to have this gun be tested on me after it was proven non fatal. Here is the footage As you can see, the tests were extremely successful, and Minmatar command would see the weapon deploy into action within a Terran year. Glad to see PRO's photo shop skils are on par with their Gun game. At least they stay consistent.
Cat Merc Planetary Response Organisation Test Friends Please Ignore 336	Posted - 2013.04.01 17:18:00 - [3] - Quote Goon ReGnUM wrote: Cat Merc wrote: The Minmatar science team has gave up on trying to figure out how to make their stuff shoot better, faster, stronger. They decided to go back to their roots, to technology they know well and trust. Introducing, the Duct Tape Wrapper Gun! The gun doesn't seem that impressive, its made out of rusty metal and duct tape. Its magazine is a roll of duct tape, and it has to be replaced after each shot. However, this weapon takes the duct tape magazine, unwraps it in 0.002 seconds using advanced micro warping technology shenanigans, and then wraps it around the target in the same time! Testing was successful, here is some footage of a test conducted months ago in a secret lab on a Caldari soldier. Test footage Also, I agreed to have this gun be tested on me after it was proven non fatal. Here is the footage As you can see, the tests were extremely successful, and Minmatar command would see the weapon deploy into action within a Terran year. Glad to see PRO's photo shop skils are on par with their Gun game. At least they stay consistent. That's paint, and it was done in 30 seconds :)
Cat Merc Planetary Response Organisation Test Friends Please Ignore 342	Posted - 2013.04.01 17:59:00 - [4] - Quote Here is a test on whiny children. Test footage Sadly, most of the duct tape missed as the micro warp manipulator was made to shape the duct tape into an adult figure or a kitten figure. (They're afraid that I would rebel for some reason) Minmatar scientists are trying to put an AI to control the shape of the wrapper, however they are having trouble duct taping the AI chip on the gun and making it work.
Coleman Gray RED COLONIAL MARINES Covert Intervention 148	Posted - 2013.04.01 18:16:00 - [5] - Quote Duct tape a shotgun to a forge gun, thats mimnatar tech
Cat Merc Planetary Response Organisation Test Friends Please Ignore 350	Posted - 2013.04.01 18:21:00 - [6] - Quote Coleman Gray wrote: Duct tape a shotgun to a forge gun, thats mimnatar tech O_O See how many problems duct tape fixes? Now Forge gun users won't be useless in CQC battles!
Coleman Gray RED COLONIAL MARINES Covert Intervention 149	Posted - 2013.04.01 18:26:00 - [7] - Quote Only a useless forge gunner is useless in CQC, not hard to swap to an smg...or to hit a closer target :P
Cat Merc Planetary Response Organisation Test Friends Please Ignore 350	Posted - 2013.04.01 18:27:00 - [8] - Quote Coleman Gray wrote: Only a useless forge gunner is useless in CQC, not hard to swap to an smg...or to hit a closer target :P I meant useful as in kill someone, not tickle him. An SMG is a good finisher weapon, but an AR will do much better.
Coleman Gray RED COLONIAL MARINES Covert Intervention 149	Posted - 2013.04.01 18:29:00 - [9] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Coleman Gray wrote: Only a useless forge gunner is useless in CQC, not hard to swap to an smg...or to hit a closer target :P I meant useful as in kill someone, not tickle him. An SMG is a good finisher weapon, but an AR will do much better. Duct tape an AR to a forge gun :D or better yet, LR to FG, give it a laser sight :P
Cat Merc Planetary Response Organisation Test Friends Please Ignore 353	Posted - 2013.04.01 18:33:00 - [10] - Quote Coleman Gray wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Coleman Gray wrote: Only a useless forge gunner is useless in CQC, not hard to swap to an smg...or to hit a closer target :P I meant useful as in kill someone, not tickle him. An SMG is a good finisher weapon, but an AR will do much better. Duct tape an AR to a forge gun :D or better yet, LR to FG, give it a laser sight :P Duct tape, makes everything modular!

Mithridates VI Circle of Huskarl Minmatar Republic 555	Posted - 2013.04.01 18:36:00 - [11] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Coleman Gray wrote: Only a useless forge gunner is useless in CQC, not hard to swap to an smg...or to hit a closer target :P I meant useful as in kill someone, not tickle him. An SMG is a good finisher weapon, but an AR will do much better. Wut? Have I been fighting bad assaults? My SMG noms AR in CQC.
Cat Merc Planetary Response Organisation Test Friends Please Ignore 353	Posted - 2013.04.01 18:37:00 - [12] - Quote Mithridates VI wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Coleman Gray wrote: Only a useless forge gunner is useless in CQC, not hard to swap to an smg...or to hit a closer target :P I meant useful as in kill someone, not tickle him. An SMG is a good finisher weapon, but an AR will do much better. Wut? Have I been fighting bad assaults? My SMG noms AR in CQC. Yes you have.


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