Good idea though just for record You don't really win anything its just for fun.

Time to start the end.

Ahem.

The next person to post is an MCC Afker.

Ah man, I was just about to post a paradoxical loop here...

Well, I think I should leave that in secret for the time being... Maybe someone else or Vyzion himself will post another trap like that.

Damnit I was so busy playing dust I missed the chance to take victory

you either

I was only on this forum for 3 days and I figured out how too keep It alive

Go go gadget bacon

said the spider to the fly

and they don't like flys

said the spider to the fly

It just seemed to fit tbh

?

No

Knock knock.

Who's there?

A LAV.

A LAV who?

A LAV you.

(Naaawwwwwwwwww)

Reply too the knock knock joke or I well...

I could...

Knock knock

He who isn't

Taaaaake me to the taco shop.

No, check the last post on previous page.

I'm sorry?

I'm afraid that's not how it works.

So a logi a heavy and a scout walk into a bar...

and the barman says "sorry this is a bro's only establishment, hoes like you two have to leave" and promptly kicks the heavy and scout out of the bar

So, basically, you are saying that my post is correct?

obviously incorrect unless...........

16 pages? cool

this is fun

liked

want to hear a short riddle?

likeathon: like every post no matter how ridiculous. The person who posts something that gets no likes wins.

Ok I will like you.

sorry infinite, it took me a while to scroll all the way to the reply button, but here I am. Mwaahah

Warlord we meet again : )

Warlord we meet again : )

me

Fine, fine, I'll act as a GM.

This thread is now locked for the following reason: Ner'Zul Nexhawk has won the competition.

How do I play?

Winning what though?

And no it cannot be Bacon related or New Eden will be invaded by the Bydo.

Hi :D

Now if the game were to end I would win..

Death to the Bacon Overlords!

Thread Locked.

GM: Please refrain from posting anymore on this thread. Thanks and regards.

Denied.

bacon is the bacon of bacon!

bacon in the bacon of the bacon near the bacon caused the bacon to bacon up on other bacons to introuduce the ulimiate bacon

the bacon combo has been reached

COMBO

You ate Bacon?! Good job, How does 100.000.000.000 sound?

I well take it!!!

it's not real

then give it to me

sorry its gone

maybe took it

I'm a Heavy with a HMG you will not be able to touch me

Heavy with a HMG? I'm a Blueberry with a LAV! I can touch everyone!

Well you're LAV can say hello to my Forgegun

You know, the Bydo... R-Type?



"The Bydo are what the Borg want to be when they grow up" Don't remember where I read that, but It's true.
























































































































































Also... You have wasted 3 seconds of you're life scrolling down this page.

Of course not.

I know! Jeez!

Just so you know; Google is you're friend.

I actually got to play some last night, it was fun. Then got wrecked by Delta Force. That was actually fun also because I was playing Dust 514 instead of Dust 514ums.

Probably some guys your corp wrecks, I've yet to meet a Internal Error in game that didn't carry me. Which is good because I'm bad. Not Terribad, just bad. LOL.

Yea, but I'm still gonna win this, I may be bad at Dust 514,

But I am PRO at Dust 514ums.

Jus's chillin' chillin' like a villain...

Epic Win

A Hero

You better sit-up before I stand you down! XD

I don't need proto. Yes, I am indeed that deadly...

If this thread gets locked I well put up another one Now who Accepted a challenge For MY thread???

This means war

am I the last one?

cause i win if i post last, duh.


and right now mine is the last post

I have become the winner.

nope I will WIN FOREVER NOT

thank you for editing my words

I do not like this

you win

not anymore

Okay you won.

There is no trap I cannot get out of.

while you all are trying to winid like to remind you youve lost the game

To prove my point.

I was Defeat!

How do you know I was talking about myself?... YOU DON'T KNOW ME

Bam I'm winning

oh no you don't warlord, I will win this

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Keep tempting me bro, I'll post walls of text.

I have won the game.

Fixed that for you.

you won

you win fair and square

i win

Ow... That hurt!

totally not

Truly

..................

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pan frying is the best i know of, add a little butter and mmmm, perfection


(also winning again)

How do you bacon your bacon, Warlord?

i win again
















































































































































































bacon

nope, winning again

last post again, so winning

i do

bacon

what TYPE of coke?

The only problem is there is so much fail. One winner, which is me, and 37 pages of fail. Thats a big pile of fail under one winner.

BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

win cause i can do this

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not

nope, i have the posts that last the longest, therefore, i win

I am actually a robot, my name is my cereal number

Warlord won your so awesome

what! where did I say that. ( tries looking for the post)

i win! hahaha you noobs. learn to play the game.

Your skill at forum warrioring is beyond compare. Oh wait, you are not winning anymore..

I will not be denied! haha

nope, i win, cause i have BLT's

I have bacon and egg sandwich's .

Sup

bacon

A bacon sammy with impurities

-_-

what do you THINK a BLT is?!?!?

therefore, it's a tie

( GÇó_>GÇó)Gäó BLT? Is that not a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich?

I appeal to your sensibilities... Can not all of us win?

Prepare the Body and Mind for Astral Projection


1. Start in the morning. Rather than practicing astral projection at night, right before you go to sleep, start in the early morning hours when you're still drowsy. Some say that it's easier to reach the necessary state of relaxation and heightened awareness around dawn.

2. Create the right atmosphere. Astral projection requires a state of deep relaxation, so it should be performed in a part of your home where you're completely comfortable. Lie on your bed or sofa and relax your body.

- It's easier to perform astral projection alone than it is with someone else in the room. If you usually sleep with a partner, choose a room other than the bedroom to practice astral projection.

- Draw the shades or curtains and rid the room of distracting noises. Any type of interruption could disrupt the state of relaxation you need to achieve.

3. Lie down and relax. Position yourself on your back in your chosen room. Close your eyes and try to clear your mind of distracting thoughts. Concentrate on your body and how it feels. The goal is to achieve a state of complete mind and body relaxation.

- Flex your muscles and then loosen them. Start with your toes and work your way up your body, gradually making your way to your head. Make sure every muscle is completely relaxed when you are through.

- Breathe deeply and exhale completely. Don't hold tension in your chest and shoulders.

- Focus your mind on your breathing. Don't get carried away with thoughts of outside worries, and don't get preoccupied yet with the idea of your soul projecting from your body. Just let yourself sink into relaxation.


Move the Soul from the Body


1. Reach a hypnotic state. Let your body and mind approach sleep, but don't completely lose consciousness. Being at the edge of wakefulness and sleep, a hypnotic state, is necessary for astral projection to occur. Hypnotize yourself using the following method:

- Keeping your eyes closed, let your mind wander to a part of your body, such as your hand, foot or a single toe.

- Focus on the body part until you can visualize it perfectly, even with your eyes closed. Continue focusing until all other thoughts fall away.

- Use your mind to flex your body part, but do not physically move it. Visualize your toes curling and uncurling, or your fingers clenching and unclenching, until it seems as though they are physically moving.

- Broaden your focus to the rest of your body. Move your legs, your arms, and your head using only your mind. Keep your focus steady until you're able to move your whole body in your mind alone.

2. Enter a state of vibration. Many report feeling vibrations, which come in waves at different frequencies, as the soul prepares to leave the body. Don't be afraid of the vibrations, since the presence of fear might cause you to leave your meditative state; instead, succumb to the vibrations as your soul prepares to leave your body.

3. Use your mind to move your soul from your body. Imagine in your mind the room in which you are lying. Move your body in your mind to stand up. Look around yourself. Get up off the bed and walk across the room, then turn around and look at your body on the bed.

- Your OBO is successful if you feel as though you are gazing upon your body from across the room, and that your conscious self is now separate from your body.

- It takes a lot of practice to get to this point. If you have trouble completely lifting your soul from your body, try lifting just a hand or a leg at first. Keep practicing until you're able to move across the room.

4. Return to your body. Your soul always remains connected to your body with an invisible force, sometimes referred to as a "silver cord." Let the force guide your soul back to your body. Reenter your body. Move your fingers and toes - physically, not just in your mind - and let yourself regain full consciousness.


Explore the Astral Plane


1. Confirm that you are projecting your soul from your body. Once you have mastered the act of projecting your soul from your body in the same room, you will want to confirm that you were indeed in two separate planes.

- Next time you practice astral projection, don't turn around to look at your body. Instead, leave the room and walk into another room in the house.

- Examine an object in the other room, something that you had never noticed before in the physical sense. Make a mental note of its color, shape and size, paying attention to as many details as possible.

- Return to your body. Physically go into the room you previously projected yourself into. Walk to the article you examined during the astral travel. Can you confirm the details you noted when you explored the object with your mind?

2. Explore further. During subsequent astral projection sessions, go to locations that are less and less familiar to you. Each time, note details that you had never noticed before. After each session, physically verify the details. After a few trips, you will be experienced enough to travel to locations that are completely unfamiliar with the confidence that you have actually performed astral projection.

3. Always return to your body. Some say that astral projection is dangerous, especially when one gets enough practice to explore unfamiliar places. The thrill of having an OBE keeps some people out of their bodies for long periods of time, which is said to weaken the silver cord. Be sure to stay aware of your body back at home while your soul is projected elsewhere.

- The silver cord can never be broken, but it is said that your soul can be delayed from reentering your body if you spend too much energy outside of it.

What are we staring at?

me

C'mon Warlordy, play nice

NO ONE SHALL EVER WIN!

Not any more.

Not anymore.

BECAUSE I WON

oh yes I am

what were you saying

oh yes I am

what were you saying

I wouldn't use a breach I'm not an Idiot, Besides I have Proto Pistols (And officer Pistols) so yet again I would win.

I've one once. Thoug I,almost permanently once, the thread was about to disappear, on to the,second page... Then Warlord brought it back -_--ñ

RUN AWAY!!!

Warlord did on page forty - four

The Grand Poobah has Spoken! So it shall Be

No... They are Not

Where?

Yea maybe 2000th post hopefully lol! .....maybe..

i win

oops

i tried to quote something but it didnt work

Warlord why are you with the Imperfects? You're like the most sociable friendly guy on these forums, IMPS certainly don't fit your persona. Hit up DIOS EX. you belong with us

guess what else is scary.... burnt bacon!

Only losers dance.

Its ok not k

You can dance if you want

no you can't

nope, you never got my permission

Bah none of you carried on the lyrics, you should be ashamed

too busy killing things in dust and eve