I think there should be a limit; for example, the last post when the thread goes to page 2 is the winning one. Otherwise this might go on forever.

Winning! (for now...)

It just hit me...

This is a thread-killing contest, isn't it?

Hm... If there wouldn't be a 2nd page limit, this would be a closed loop, because the goal would have to be broken by you posting new ones.

I thought it was the first post on page 4? Oh well.

Last post on page 4? How many posts are there per page?
Edit: 20

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUx2

Sorry, but both of you are losing ATM.

And Inifinite, there are several replies for you in the RPG thread.

ORLY?

4/20 comments on pg.4

Meh

But if the world ends won't it take the mob with it? Meh

gbghg, I think this is considered cheating. Therefore, I hereby propose a rule of no double-posting.

Otherwise I can just slap 35 or so posts here and get to the end of sixth page. That is, if sixth page is our next goal.

J Dilla's Donuts

damnit, i never see this ending

ceudo's to the OP for spawning a threadnought from the abyss

You have learnt well young one.

Oh seven tribes of Minmatar, we are doomed! OP broke the rules and is on the verge of becoming OP! (See what I did here?)

no

No you're not

winning

Winning

Me (btw whoever posts below this is a scrub of a forum warrior who will inevitably try to come up with some witty attempt at getting back at me or attempt to create a paradox, and to you i say this "42")

well I like trains

screw ducks NARWHALS

Denied

ha! first to highjack with a bacon post, i win!

bacon: by chuck norris

Bydo.

I win. End of discussion. Now bow down before me, my awesomeness knows no limits. (The Bydo are an exception though)

Starhawk + Warhawk > Chuck whoever.

Bydo > Bacon.

Bacon is epic, but the Bydo defeated the Space Time Continuum rule.

Prepare the sacrificial vat...

The heretic above me, of course.

Ah, but did you not post above?

Who is desecrating the sacred name of Bacon?

Denied

?? ME ??

And I win.

What are we winning lol

You realize a GM can come in here and instantly win....

But I co-founded the bacon cult so meh to you

Hey! Wait...

How about an ultimate compromise: GREEN EGGS AND BACON??? How about that, huh?

Psst... Hey!

*Whispers* You know that was the 9th page, right?

Bah, now I see the silliness of my comment. My apologies, sir.

Victory is mine!

Chuck Norris of course

Chuck Norris probably roundhouse-kicked himself for being unknown to you. My bacon even jumped on the plate.

bow chicka bow wow.

Denied!

No one wins this game.

I don't know if you know this or not, but I actually spend 9 hours a day on the forums. I am going to win this thing eventually.

InB4endofknockknockjoke

well that stopped the joke in its tracks

you can't reply to your own joke

This is the only thread I have posted in for a while...

No, check the last post on previous page.

ok after a Long day of yard work I'm back on the computer

I say no to both of your statements.

Umm.. you should post everywhere. Especially in places othe then this thread. This thread is my thread.

Since the world was turning

We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it

Always someone with the combo breaker.

whoever likes this post admits to being inbred and ***** goats.

Maybe my first post here will be the last post :P

yay i win the likathon

lol

invaded by whats?

The winner will be a moderator closing the topic due to wanting to win.

CCP lock it I won

Thread Locked.

GM: Please refrain from posting anymore on this thread. Thanks and regards.

My scout avatar(Don't actually like scout :P) Has won!

nope

I denied all victory you guys have,victory

As the man who first used denied in this thread, I have this to say to you all


































































Bacon

You ate Bacon?! Good job, How does 100.000.000.000 sound?

it's not real

Warlord took it from me...

I'm an Artificer with an MD. A lot of people can touch me. BUT!

I also have a kitten. Untouchable. :o

Heavy with a HMG? I'm a Blueberry with a LAV! I can touch everyone!

BBOOMMM

The Bydo Empire, less formally known as the Bydo and sometimes mistranslated as Baido, is an organization in the R-Type Series that serves as the game's antagonist. The Bydo are biological man-made weapons, originally created to propel the Humans to universal domination. However, this plan backfired and the creations began attacking their creators. The Bydo are rumored to be the reason the Space Corps was founded. Nearly every mission drives home the point that the Bydo are pure, ultimate evil.

History,
The Bydo was a weapon created by Humans in 2501 AD to be used against Humanity's enemies (probably the Other Civilization introduced in R-Type Tactics II). Ironically, the project was abandoned after the Bydo went rampant in the Solar System. They were transported into another dimension with a special weapon, (presumably a wormhole generator) where they continued to evolve and wander aimlessly. Somehow, the Bydo found a way back into the Humans' dimension (though in the 22nd Century) and again attempted to destroy them. R-Type Final starts in the 26th Century (or the 22nd Century) again, though by now humanity has had five hundred (or twenty) years of conflict.

Bydo Genetics,
The Bydo's DNA structure is the same DNA structure as the Humans because in stage 2.2, from an excerpt of "The Bydo Body" states that "The DNA of a Bydo has the same double helix structure of a Human". Despite being a weapon, the Bydo were starting to become more like their creators as evidenced in Delta.

The Bydo can be defined as a wave form, though it possesses a physical mass with self-replicating DNA. It spreads quickly and easily, overtaking whatever space it can. It's said that the Bydo can interfere and consume even human thought.

Spacecraft,
The Bydo can convert any matter, organic or non-organic, into their own. They can construct mobile weapons platforms, and Warships from the size of a fighter, to frigates, destroyers, to massive battleships and dreadnoughts. They even create special organic weapons fused with machinery, like the Dobkeratops, and organic fighter craft. It is unknown if their warships are composed entirely of machine or are symbiotic with Bydo flesh, but the Bydo are entirely capable of converting entire planets, or destroying them. Since the Bydo can take over craft used by humanity, it's also assumed that their technology is sufficient to hack through military codes, perhaps controlled by a large biomechanical supercomputer.

List of Bydo Organisms,
Allene
Asteroid Taran
Aqua Taran
Audrey
Ayden
Bakas
Baldur
Barakus
Bat
Battalion
Bellmite
Bink
Birashins Bulb
Birashins Root
Birashins Shoot
Birashins Sprout
Blaster
Blender
Boguard
Boldo
Breams
Bronco
Bug
Bydo (Core)
Bydo Tree
Cancer
Cannon
Cattepigard
Cheetah
Chimass
Clint
Collector
Compiler
Contrite
Corvette
Course Crab
Crack
Crawlgar
Creature 666
Cytron
Dagya
Daris
Dobkeratops
Dogra
Dokan
Dop
Duster
Eve
Fast
Fine Motion
Gains
Geela
Geld
Genneim
Genon
Gironika
Glaise
Glam
Gomander
Gouger
Gridlock
Guaneem
Guard Ray
Guntak
Gydocker
Harsh
Hatch
Illuminator
Inexsis
Kayberos
Keet
Keet Colonian
Lady
Manth
Marine Keet
McCarron Class
Meltcraft
Mid
Mikun
Moritz-G
Nasreil
Necrosaur
Negus O Shim
Newt
Nomemayer
Nulaylaf
Oberos
Ollie
Osborne
Outslay
Ovum
P-Staff
Pata-Pata
Phantom Cell
Photon Dorney
POW Armor
Prisoner
Pursuer
Ralma
Recojunator
Recycler
Revo
Rios
Sand Taran
Scant
Shell
Shutom
Simakranger
Slither
Slugia
Sonar
Strabalt
Surge
Tabrok
Taran Colony
Trojan
U-Launch
Wargs
Warship
Wick
Wight
Win
Xelf-16
York
Yorkgorn
Yorkmingo
Yorkon
Zoydo
I love R-type what can I say?

Yea, but I'm still gonna win this, I may be bad at Dust 514,

But I am PRO at Dust 514ums.

ooh!

can i play?

Forge gun to the knee... Need I say more?

Standard breach, to make sure you laydown

on a public match

In his 1988 book Mind Children, computer scientist and futurist Hans Moravec generalizes Moore's law to make predictions about the future of artificial life. Moore's law describes an exponential growth pattern in the complexity of integrated semiconductor circuits. Moravec extends this to include technologies from long before the integrated circuit to future forms of technology. Moravec outlines a timeline and a scenario in which robots will evolve into a new series of artificial species, starting around 2030-2040. In Robot: Mere Machine to Transcendent Mind, published in 1998, Moravec further considers the implications of evolving robot intelligence, generalizing Moore's law to technologies predating the integrated circuit, and also plotting the exponentially increasing computational power of the brains of animals in evolutionary history. Extrapolating these trends, he speculates about a coming "mind fire" of rapidly expanding super intelligence similar to the explosion of intelligence predicted by Vinge.
The mathematician Vernor Vinge popularized his ideas about exponentially accelerating technological change in the SF novel Marooned in Realtime, set in a world of rapidly accelerating progress leading to the emergence of more and more sophisticated technologies separated by shorter and shorter time intervals, until a point beyond human comprehension is reached. His subsequent Hugo award-winning 1992 novel A Fire Upon the Deep starts with an imaginative description of the evolution of a super intelligence passing through exponentially accelerating developmental stages ending in a transcendent, almost omnipotent power unfathomable by mere humans. His already mentioned influential 1993 paper on the technological singularity compactly summarizes the basic ideas.

Do I have to post it again for you?

Please don't spam. I suggest you edit it down to two of three lines maximum.

What the hack did you just hacking say about me, you defective clone? IGÇÖll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Caldari Navy, and IGÇÖve been involved in numerous secret raids on Caldari Prime, and I have over 3000 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and IGÇÖm the top sniper in the entire planetary army forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the hack out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this cluster, mark my hacking words. You think you can get away with saying that dirt to me over the GalNet? Think again, no-brain. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the region and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. YouGÇÖre clone dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven thousand ways, and thatGÇÖs just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ishukone Experimental Weapons Lab and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable informorph off the face of the galaxy, you little dirt. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little GÇ£cleverGÇ¥ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your flapping tongue. But you couldnGÇÖt, you didnGÇÖt, and now youGÇÖre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shoot fury all over you and you will drown in it. YouGÇÖre dead, kiddo.

You are now very tired... very tired... as you fall asleep... you can feel you are being taken control by an unknown force... it feels good and relaxing... yes... let it control you... now...

Its only 11:30 here...

did not win but thank you for your time

winning again

Lack of bacon, next question please.

Because nothing else could taste like it.

The battle has ended.


Winning Results
Winner: SIRAJKNIGHT
Reward: Nothing.


Winner Comment: " This was a long battle. I have been the last person to post....the battle is finally over. WE can now rest
in peace. Thank you for playing"



Thread Locked.

well do I post here and revive the SH version of this? lol

anyways, get me talking about DSes and everyone would leave this thread and I would win so go ahead and say something about them being OP and I`ll start my rant

lmao, yes, even advanced FG's work extremly well.....

and winning again, cause bacon

lol, overkill much?

win

to hard to answer

BECAUSE I WON

oh yes I am

Not any more.

Not anymore.

Not anymore.

I was saying how as soon as I say I'm winning you well post and I won't be winning.

if you hit me and you can't move easy target for me

k

Can't think of anything random to post atm

EDIT: hmmm.. maybe this...

The Donkey-Headed Adversary of Humanity opens the book
The Donkey-Headed Adversary of Humanity opens the discussion
I am the adversary and must remain the adversary
I am not yours to embrace
I am not yours to invoke
The Donkey-Headed Adversary of Humanity sleeps in the hall
Watches for signs of our imminent demise in the scratchings on the wall
The Donkey-Headed Adversary of Humanity sleeps in the park
Listens for sounds of our eminent decay in the singing of a solitary lark
Mankind is a plague
Breathing hell into every corner of the rotting earth
Even now in this our finest hour I feel the hate of every stone, tree & flower
Even now we fall under the long shadow of the donkey's ears
Even now we listen for the slow grinding of the donkey's teeth
Lalala we weep in the din of the stomping of the donkey's black hoof
Lalala we weep for the slow coming of our doom (Dance)
Mankind is a plague
Breathing hell into every corner of the rotting earth
Even now in this our finest hour I feel the hate of every stone, tree & flower
Eaters of the soil take us into the ground
Death by worm
Eaters of the air drive us from the blue
Death by sparrow
Eaters of the sea take us into the green
Death by eel
Eaters of the scraps take in our beds
Death by dog
Eaters of the soil take us into the ground
Death by sand
Eaters of the air drive us from the sky
Death by flower
Eaters of the green take us into the sea
Death by water
Eaters of the scraps take us in out beds
Death by stone
Death by silence
Death by sorrow
The Donkey-Headed Adversary of Humanity closes the book
The Donkey-Headed Adversary of Humanity closes the discussion

It shall live on my masters.

lol, the bacon will protect me

If he has bacon then I'll be there

Yeah, we don't see each other much since the LRA faceplanted and died. And I'm good, sPent ages building up a small fortune before wasting it on stupid stuff, like airborne saga's and super fast vipers. How are you?

**** grey skull

BEHOLD THE POWER OF BACON!!!!!!!

they fixed it

look forward to fighting over planets with y'all

Yay i'm still winning

I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves! everybodys nerves! everybodys nerves!

I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves! And this is how it goes...

don't he's a **** when it comes to likes. always wants more and more

Why and what?

Im the last one to post right now at this very second ...

WHAT DO I WIN!?

KEEP THEM SPACESHIP SAFE

SPACESHIP SPACE SAFE SHIP KEEP THEM SAFE SAFE

SHIP THE SPACESHIP HOPE DEMPSEY IS EN SAFE ROUTE FOR MUNICH 15040 AND SHAPE TRAVELLING AT POINT NINE OF C SHIP WE ARE ALL COMFORTABLE SHAPE WE ARE ALL SPACE SAFE SHAPE SPACESHIP SAFE SHIP SAFESHIPSAFE SHAPE SAFESHIPSHAPE

SAFE

SAFE

SAFE

SHIP

SHIP

SHIP

SHIP

SHAPE

SAFE

SHIP

SHIP

SAFE

Did you guys miss me

whats the special event??

Unfortunately you can't close your own thread. So I'm still winning.

Start a new thread if you want story time.

Looks like we have a Special event! Everyone write a story and post it best one wins.

What do I have to do?:Write a story.

How do I win?: The story that has the most likes wins.

What do I win?:Classified[quote=General John Ripper]whats the special event??

Ahaahha, your avatar is messing with me, I'm use to the other one.

map wasn't that gr8
only interesting thing was a bridge

did i win the story contest yet?

So I won?

Who be a gun slinger over here? Who loves the Scrambler pistol?

my PS3 is broken. i forfeit this competition as i can no longer play dust.

hope to see you guys AND this thread one day again


o7

you will never win!!!!

never!!!!

I "LAV" you. <3

Fear me

Why?

Sorry I haven't been online much.

Been at rehab for a bacon addiction.

Just a quick note: This thread didn't win the challenge, because one of the conditions was to get at least half of views. ;)

What defeat?
what is cronos?

Still winning?

I have von

am I allowed to win yet or am I still perm banned from winning?

There is no winning this threadGäó

Unless a mod locks it of course.

Losing

Do you have a channel?

On dust

On dust

I like it

I'm am being hunted

Not when there coming

Thats good, more time for me to get away