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Soldier of Mawat
Amat Al'Mawat Militia
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Posted - 2013.03.28 03:12:00 -
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Share your stories about the funny or ridiculous ways you've destroyed tanks! In an ambush once I jumped on top of an enemy tank, and I guess the guy panic or something because he drove himself into the redline. I jumped off before I died from the timer, and then after killing one of the guys that jumped the tank exploded. I didn't even have to shoot at the tank with AV |
Nemo Bluntz
Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation
35
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Posted - 2013.03.28 04:48:00 -
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Just last night I was in an ambush (the A-E map where B is in the building with the hallways, near the backdoor stairs that lead to a CRU).
Me and my brother were in a squad together, both rocking packed AV nades when a tank was sitting by an entrance shooting in. I was my logi with a nanohive, so we flank around the unassuming tank. I take my time and toss out the hive as the top gunner sees us and we go to pound town on him. My brother went down right as the tank was blowing up, but it gave us enough points for an Orbital. This was just as their team realized what we did, and I found myself running away from a squad through the hills. Gave my brother enough time to launch the strike and take them out. It was brilliant. |
Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
728
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Posted - 2013.03.28 05:05:00 -
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Sucker brought out a Sagaris but I brought out a Type II scout with Swarms and RE's to take out turrets.
I laid down six mines and watched the sucker run right over them. Wave of my hand and Poof! Sagaris gone.
That's not the good part though. The good part is that the driver found me, and being a Type II using swarms, I couldn't fight back. But my location was only accessible to him via these stairs so I laid a mine down and it became useable just as he reached the top stairs. And with a wave of my hand Poof! Flying logi to the stars!
It's pretty lame story but it is my Moose on the wall, removing a Sagaris in under a second. |
ChromeBreaker
SVER True Blood Unclaimed.
331
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Posted - 2013.03.28 10:37:00 -
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Shot a sniping tank with my FG, he panicked and drove off the mountain... easiest tank kill ever. |
Coleman Gray
RED COLONIAL MARINES Covert Intervention
134
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Posted - 2013.03.28 11:10:00 -
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a guy once called in a militia, before he jumped in it I two shotted it with my forge gun so assuming he didn't mod it just bought it as is. He then called in a second, same thing, two shotted it, he then called in a third same story. After that no one else called in a tank for the last 10 minutes of the game XD |
Severance Pay
Planetary Response Organisation Test Friends Please Ignore
56
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Posted - 2013.03.28 13:34:00 -
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I have dropship story. Shot a Myron down from really high altittude, then as people jumped out I shot them with my forge gun in mid-air. 3 of them were tightly grouped together and I got them with 1 shot of my forge gun. This was an accident, I was still shooting at the dropship, I like to doubletap dropships and I ended up fapping the plunging mercs. Sry guys, my bad.
Yesterday I was in the middle of a tank spam, and my mic died. I was cut off from my group in voice and on the ground. I setup a base in overwatch and proceeded to destroy. 2 MLT and 2 STD, the whole time my squad was utterly confused and couldn't understand why tanks were seemingly bursting into flames for no reason. All they had to do was look at the kill log, but I guess they like mystery. |
Medic 1879
The Tritan Industries
87
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Posted - 2013.03.28 14:35:00 -
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Jumping ontop of a militia tank and putting down RE hpoing they would stick to it sadly they just fell through it but thankfully the tank was stationary so I jumped off stood back and boom. Still not sure how this guy didn't notice a logi dancing on his tank either that or he thought I was trying to melee it to death.
Second best shooting at a tank till it was on no shields low armour then laughing as what turned out to be a corpmate of the driver crashes his LAV into the tank finishing it off I got no points but I like to think of ot as the guy was in such a hurry to help the tanker he finished my job for me.
When testing tanks on an alt the worst that happened to me was the standard RDV bashing tank half to death delivering it then crashing into the tank before you can move it or even get in. |
Soldier of Mawat
Amat Al'Mawat Militia
20
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Posted - 2013.03.28 15:54:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:Sucker brought out a Sagaris but I brought out a Type II scout with Swarms and RE's to take out turrets.
I laid down six mines and watched the sucker run right over them. Wave of my hand and Poof! Sagaris gone.
That's not the good part though. The good part is that the driver found me, and being a Type II using swarms, I couldn't fight back. But my location was only accessible to him via these stairs so I laid a mine down and it became useable just as he reached the top stairs. And with a wave of my hand Poof! Flying logi to the stars!
It's pretty lame story but it is my Moose on the wall, removing a Sagaris in under a second.
that's not lame, you killed the tank by yourself and then to add insult to injury you killed the driver as soon as he thought he was going to get revenge. I know I would be pretty pissed if that happened to me. |
Severance Pay
Planetary Response Organisation Test Friends Please Ignore
56
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Posted - 2013.03.28 15:56:00 -
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Medic 1879 wrote:Jumping ontop of a militia tank and putting down RE hpoing they would stick to it sadly they just fell through it but thankfully the tank was stationary so I jumped off stood back and boom. Still not sure how this guy didn't notice a logi dancing on his tank either that or he thought I was trying to melee it to death.
Second best shooting at a tank till it was on no shields low armour then laughing as what turned out to be a corpmate of the driver crashes his LAV into the tank finishing it off I got no points but I like to think of ot as the guy was in such a hurry to help the tanker he finished my job for me.
When testing tanks on an alt the worst that happened to me was the standard RDV bashing tank half to death delivering it then crashing into the tank before you can move it or even get in. I did this with breach forge gun. I jumped off of pipes in ashlands and landed on the turret. Breach has long charge times but it is fine if I am standing on the tank. Best part about breach is it has reduced splash so I was able to kill sagaris in 3 hits at point blank without dying. Best part is I took absolutely no enemy fire, they must have assumed I was friendly becausemI was standing on the tank. |
martinofski
Rebelles A Quebec Orion Empire
40
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Posted - 2013.03.28 17:43:00 -
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I remember the day we were in Manus peak in a skirmish. We were trying to detroy a tank which was what looked to be a really good shield thank which was faster than a LAV for a good 5-10 minutes. At one point, I said to myself "screw this" I am getting my scout/shotgun and will go get the B objective in solo, since most red are attacking A.
Arriving a B, hidding behind the supply depot, looking for ennemy around, when the damn tank parked right on the other side of the supply depot, switched to the Forge gun. went right next to him, throw my 3 packed AV grenades. He started backing up, I moved right in front of him, and took a forge gun shot. He started blasting me, but my second shot was coming...and the tanks exploded just before I died. looked at the killfeed to notice it was the guy currently sitting 2nd in the kill leaderboard. I smiled because I had a militia forge gun. |
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Marlow Hartwyck
Gunslingers Corporation. GmbH
8
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Posted - 2013.03.29 04:04:00 -
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During a Skirmish at Manus Peak someone called in a militia tank while we were in the process of taking Objective A. At the time I was running my Logi that used Flux and it was an armor tank so I couldn't really do anything, so I decide to run at it and jump on the tank while he's shooting at someone off to the side. I somehow make it on the tank and then on top of the main turret. So I'm just standing on the turret while he's spinning around and shooting people. I do a little herp-a-derp dance on top and start shooting at his infantry support that showed up to take back A.
They bag me after I kill one of them. I then spawn back on A in my AV fit and somehow I'm able to not only spawn without getting killed, but I go to flank the tank and I drop all my AV nades on him and he blows up in a shower of flames and smoke and then I get killed by his infantry. But by then it was already too late and without their tank the blueberries repel the capture and we hold out to win. |
Specter RND
Ahrendee Mercenaries Legacy Rising
60
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Posted - 2013.03.29 06:07:00 -
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Meh, screw your stories I got footage of this ****.
Heres one, LAV Jumping on top of a tank and unloading my forge in his turret. From about 5:25~5:46 is the killshot noted.
Dude, bro why ya have to bring out 3 tanks for one objective. Do you think this is some kind of joke coming out with that many tanks and expecting them not to die? 1:30~2:12 is the kill range for this one.
Why ya gotta drop THIS MANY TANKS FOR A PUB MATCH YOU FOOLS. GOD THIS WAS GLORIOUS Just watch as much as ya want for this one. I got voice for this one so just listen to my stupidity if you wish. (All the emphasis~) |
Deskalkulos Ildigan
CrimeWave Syndicate
118
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Posted - 2013.03.29 19:16:00 -
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My story is a long and recurring one, that can be described in three words: "Damn, too late". It is astounding how often i miss my chance to kill a tank only by some seconds. . . |
Oha Yo
Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS.
7
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Posted - 2013.03.30 08:22:00 -
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I once killed a tank with a couple of rounds of shotgun. well, okay, finished it, after heavy grenade rampage. and he came for me to revenge his fellow tanker who also went down just before that. I hear this was fun to look at. |
Infine Sentinel
Better Hide R Die
3
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Posted - 2013.03.30 14:30:00 -
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I was hiding by the rocks blow me a enemy had called down a tank I jumped down too too kill him but I ended up landing on the RDV and then it crashed on him |
Thor Odinson42
PXRXO HOLDINGS
41
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Posted - 2013.03.30 15:04:00 -
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Severance Pay wrote:I have dropship story. Shot a Myron down from really high altittude, then as people jumped out I shot them with my forge gun in mid-air. 3 of them were tightly grouped together and I got them with 1 shot of my forge gun. This was an accident, I was still shooting at the dropship, I like to doubletap dropships and I ended up fapping the plunging mercs. Sry guys, my bad.
Yesterday I was in the middle of a tank spam, and my mic died. I was cut off from my group in voice and on the ground. I setup a base in overwatch and proceeded to destroy. 2 MLT and 2 STD, the whole time my squad was utterly confused and couldn't understand why tanks were seemingly bursting into flames for no reason. All they had to do was look at the kill log, but I guess they like mystery.
These stories bring me great joy.
MOAR!!! |
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