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Moon Cricket Bob
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.03.27 22:25:00 -
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What the hell? You're probaby thinking why you would need to hire a potatoe. First of all, I am the ulimate counter potatoe. Notice all those unbaked heathens on the enemy team or corp? I will bake them for you. The potatoe is a new danger growing on the battlefields of dust and I am the only one thus far equiped to deal with the threat efficently.Think of me as a ninja potatoe. Bulky, yet steathly. Imagine me poised with a dollop of sour cream and the sound of my butter knife being released from my sheath ready to cut into anyone. This isn't a joke guys, if you haven't encounterd a wild potatoe yet, expect it. They will infiltrate your corporations, set their roots, grow underground. This is the nature of the potatoe. Fear the potatoe. When, and not if, the potatoe comes for your sanity, your isk, your corporation leadership I will be ready to assist. Rates are negotiable. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
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Posted - 2013.03.27 22:45:00 -
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Your a baked potato clearly... |
Harkon Vysarii
Dead Six Initiative
Daringly Inserting Large Dangerous Objects
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Posted - 2013.03.27 22:46:00 -
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All the likes go to you. The use of paradigms from all of those other Rent-a Thread is hillarious I'll hire you mate lets talk potatoes. |
Moon Cricket Bob
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.03.27 23:06:00 -
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Harkon Vysarii wrote:All the likes go to you. The use of paradigms from all of those other Rent-a Thread is hillarious I'll hire you mate lets talk potatoes.
I like that your hoping on the upcoming bandwagon. Brotatoes unite. |
The Dragon Ascendant
Destruction Initiative Enterprise
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Posted - 2013.03.28 00:05:00 -
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I find your ideas intriguing. Is there perhaps a newsletter I can subscribe to? |
Moon Cricket Bob
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.03.28 00:18:00 -
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The Dragon Ascendant wrote:I find your ideas intriguing. Is there perhaps a newsletter I can subscribe to?
Ill make one. Pro-tatoes weekly. |
Harkon Vysarii
Dead Six Initiative
Daringly Inserting Large Dangerous Objects
118
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Posted - 2013.03.28 00:48:00 -
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Moon Cricket Bob wrote:Harkon Vysarii wrote:All the likes go to you. The use of paradigms from all of those other Rent-a Thread is hillarious I'll hire you mate lets talk potatoes. I like that your hoping on the upcoming bandwagon. Brotatoes unite.
Hows about 100,000 ISK, 50 very sexy female potatoes, and all the sunshine, dirt, water, and space a potato player like you would ever need. |
Autist's Fury
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.03.28 12:14:00 -
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I endorse this product and/or service |
Severance Pay
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.03.28 13:42:00 -
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I will take a thousand! I will refit my forge gun as potato cannon. Do you really need them back in the same condition? |
Moon Cricket Bob
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.03.28 18:43:00 -
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Severance Pay wrote:I will take a thousand! I will refit my forge gun as potato cannon. Do you really need them back in the same condition?
Thousand taters? Big order there sev. Only 100 isk for you bro. |
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Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
1148
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Posted - 2013.03.29 21:57:00 -
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But can you take down a twice-baked potato such as myself?
I THINK NOT! |
Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
1148
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Posted - 2013.03.29 21:57:00 -
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double post. forums are glitchy today |
Otavio Martins
The Sound Of Freedom
Renegade Alliance
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Posted - 2013.03.30 00:59:00 -
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POTATOES FTW!!! |
Spunty
Dead Six Initiative
Daringly Inserting Large Dangerous Objects
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Posted - 2013.04.05 07:33:00 -
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My brother potato, I will gladly hire you so we may bake, mash, and fry those wild heathen potatoes. |
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