Yah, but who really cares about any of those other countries anyway? As far as I am concerned there's only two countries in the world the US and every where else. So, by my logic, half of the countries of the world use the imperial system. So :P

Should use a Base 12 system... much better.

Everything American sucks. Learn the Metric system.

You learn to not need our help every 5 minutes then.

ALL OF EUROPE: "Oh no, whatever shall we do, there is another tinpot dictator at our doorstep?"

'MURICA: "Hmmm, looks like another idiot screwing with those guys I saved and am therefore responsible for."

AOE: "Oh yes sir, whatever you want sir, would you like our countries on a platter, or just in a to-go bag?"

'MURICA: "Okay, ass stomping boots... check. Democratic election framework plans... check. Good reason... eh, I'll figure it out on the way."

AOE: "oh if only there were some backbone leftover from the knights of old, left spinning in their graves due to what bureaucratic ninnies we've become, we could stop you tinpot!"

TINPOT: "Hahaha-"

*'MURICA Burst through the door, knocks TINPOT out*

AOE: "Thank you 'MURICA, you bunch of bible reading, gun toting, sociopaths. Get the hell out of here, we had this all squared away until you showed up!"

'MURICA: "Sure you did, kiddo. Call me when you need me again next week!"

*'MURRICA exit stage right*

AOE: "Thank god 'MURICA was here, but never let them know, it will go to their head. just keep with the insults."

*Curtain*

And they will never live that down. if someone is on your doorstep demanding you give everything to to them, do you entertain that notion?(appeasement)

America doesn't. We laugh in the uppity little bastard's face and slam the door, or wait until he steps just enough out of line to justify taking him down hard.

knew I should have left that line in there

the original version read the same, except for one difference

"America doesn't(current president notwithstanding)"

figured it would set off some kind of political firestorm, and it is waaay to early in the morning for that.

Because once upon a time a foot used to be a foot's length, in particular the king of england's. His thumb an Inch, his stride a yard, so on and so forth. When you got a new king however all the previous measurements had to be redone and people did not like this system at all. So the smart people who where between two kingdoms wanted to have a unit of measurement that would not change between two kings of two nations or generations.

So ledgend goes two scientist got a stick of iron, made two marks and between the two marks made 10 perfect marks and made those into perfect 10 sections of each as well. Thus a meter was born! The stick was then 'weigthed' and thus a kilogram, then the iron was smelted into a bowl and the water it contained was a liter!

I need a slow clap gif for this. Well done, sir.