DUST Search - I have a Blueberry standing next to me and ____________________

Orenji Jiji wrote:

He has a death-wish. I take my sidearm-only Dragonfly to do some backdoor entry on the reds, if you know what I mean, and half of the time one of the blues sticks to me. This is not bad in itself, but then on first sight of reds he opens fire. Never mind they can not be down by him (dmg and range too low), he will "call dibs" by shooting at them. In two seconds we've got a squad of reds turned on us and my blue dies without a kill. I just run back and around again, hoping he learned his lesson. So one of the blues did this to me 3 times in a row and he died without kills every time. I don't get this "hey reds, look at me!" mentality.

Wants to shield me with his body! Also I cook grenades often and 1 in 10 I get killed by a blue bouncing my gift back at me with his back. I've actually stopped doing this in CQC, unless no blues in vicinity.

Wants to deny entry with his body! Also shooting at the corner and getting back to hide -- nope, somebody parked their clone there and is not moving. You are suddenly getting executed by a firing squad, backed to a wall made by blues.

Wants to shield me with his body again! I stopped using MD because of this too -- blue will only see some smoke & not learn anything.

Wants to learn combat piloting/driving. Stealing my vehicles. Yeah, it's a possibility as soon as you call anything in and I'm OK with this. If they make a good use out if it -- cool. But if you take my DS to crash & burn immediately, or run away with my LAV and get yourself killed in 10 seconds, then I only think "Hi! I'm Orenji Jiji and this is Jackass".

Is being useful at last! I love to have blue right next to me when sniper decides to down him. Because if I have the injector and the sniper is worth his salt we will get a good thing going on (at least one pickup for me and two kills for him, sometimes more). I also like to have good cover nearby for when the deal expires, but that's a different story altogether...

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Gunner Nightingale Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 403	Posted - 2013.03.27 02:28:00 - [1] - Quote Fill in the blank
Winscar Shinobi Better Hide R Die 110	Posted - 2013.03.27 02:31:00 - [2] - Quote Accursed blue dots. I'm sorry for your loss.
Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 624	Posted - 2013.03.27 02:32:00 - [3] - Quote All those perfectly cooked grenades
Zekain Kade BetaMax. CRONOS. 1085	Posted - 2013.03.27 02:33:00 - [4] - Quote I was once shooting at a heavy, and a sniper bluedot decided to walked in front of me, say hi. He was looking at me, and not the fatty that was shooting at us. needles to say, he got us both killed for his stupidity.
XeroTheBigBoss Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz 63	Posted - 2013.03.27 02:34:00 - [5] - Quote I like finding red line snipers and getting in front of their scope.... HELLOOOO!!!
Knight SoIaire Better Hide R Die 96	Posted - 2013.03.27 02:35:00 - [6] - Quote he walks infront of me while I'm shooting my LR and I magically suicide. Really, this has actually happened.
Belzeebub Santana SVER True Blood Unclaimed. 452	Posted - 2013.03.27 02:42:00 - [7] - Quote ...and he walks in front of my mass driver! At least put ff on so they learn! And this is why running around with a MD in a group is hazardous to ones health. I had a raspberry run from behind me into my field of vision run past me close enough to melee, get 15 meters in front of me and pick up a fallen teammate without ever looking in my direction,by then it was one round from my exo to kill both.
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Legacy Rising 317	Posted - 2013.03.27 02:48:00 - [8] - Quote i shrug as my HMG just keeps going and going and going and.....
Vaerana Myshtana Bojo's School of the Trades 504	Posted - 2013.03.27 02:51:00 - [9] - Quote General Tiberius1 wrote: i shrug as my HMG just keeps going and going and going and..... I want one of those 'Energizer' Heavy Machine Guns.
Sobriety Denied FIREFLY ATLANTIS ENTERPRISES UNLIMITED TACNET 509	Posted - 2013.03.27 02:51:00 - [10] - Quote i shadow him and steal his kills

General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Legacy Rising 317	Posted - 2013.03.27 02:51:00 - [11] - Quote Vaerana Myshtana wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: i shrug as my HMG just keeps going and going and going and..... I want one of those 'Energizer' Heavy Machine Guns. passive skills FTW
SCAT mania Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS. 94	Posted - 2013.03.27 02:57:00 - [12] - Quote And he gets flattened when my LAV finally drops in
mollerz s1ck3r Corp 111	Posted - 2013.03.27 03:08:00 - [13] - Quote ...And he keeps farting in his suit and bragging about it over comms. It's an enviro sealed suit you freak!
Piercing Serenity Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz 208	Posted - 2013.03.27 04:09:00 - [14] - Quote He exploded. God snuffed him for good so we wouldn't get cloned
Maken Tosch Planetary Response Organisation Test Friends Please Ignore 1796	Posted - 2013.03.27 04:12:00 - [15] - Quote mollerz wrote: ...And he keeps farting in his suit and bragging about it over comms. It's an enviro sealed suit you freak! He recycles his own farts.
rebecca watson Krusual Covert Operators Minmatar Republic 46	Posted - 2013.03.27 04:13:00 - [16] - Quote on one hand, I've noticed that when you're in CQC and you get killed by your own MD blast, it doesn't seem to hurt the red dot? (i've noticed this several times where they were very low in armor, and I feel like the blast should have clearly hit them....) On the other hand, I'm glad I at least deprived them of a kill?
aden slayer ZionTCD Legacy Rising 415	Posted - 2013.03.27 04:15:00 - [17] - Quote Two words. Live. Bait.
Syther Shadows The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar 51	Posted - 2013.03.27 04:16:00 - [18] - Quote i was the lucky one who did not get shot in the head
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Legacy Rising 320	Posted - 2013.03.27 04:20:00 - [19] - Quote aden slayer wrote: Two words. Live. Bait. OOOH! i like that one
TheBluBerry Deep Space Republic 2	Posted - 2013.03.27 04:22:00 - [20] - Quote STOP HATING ON THE BLUEBERRIES or else I shall bring down an army of blues on top of you

Exmaple Core Greatness Achieved Through Training 159	Posted - 2013.03.27 04:27:00 - [21] - Quote TheBluBerry wrote: STOP HATING ON THE BLUEBERRIES or else I shall bring down an army of blues on top of you Then their red berries!
DJINN JUR Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 0	Posted - 2013.03.27 05:22:00 - [22] - Quote I was sniping on the 3 point map with the big mountain top, I was just doing my own thing when this other sniper comes up and calls an LAV, I turn around (because I thought a red dot was trying to run me over) and see that the blue dot is trying to ghost car me. I move out of the way and snipe in a different position, but they aren't satisfied, they then try to hit me again, fail, and then start standing in front of me while shooting me with a SMG, I had no idea who this blue dot was, all I know is that when I got in the next skirmish and I was against them, I sent them a couple head shots and an in game "You mad bro?", needless to say, they quit the battle
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Legacy Rising 323	Posted - 2013.03.27 05:30:00 - [23] - Quote TheBluBerry wrote: STOP HATING ON THE BLUEBERRIES or else I shall bring down an army of blues on top of you good, more bait
TheBluBerry Deep Space Republic 2	Posted - 2013.03.27 05:49:00 - [24] - Quote General Tiberius1 wrote: TheBluBerry wrote: STOP HATING ON THE BLUEBERRIES or else I shall bring down an army of blues on top of you good, more bait I think we'll stick to trolling instead
Rifter7 Improvise. 139	Posted - 2013.03.27 06:40:00 - [25] - Quote he gives not one funk about the tank shooting at his general direction.
TheBluBerry Deep Space Republic 3	Posted - 2013.03.27 06:52:00 - [26] - Quote Rifter7 wrote: he gives not one funk about the tank shooting at his general direction. thats how we roll
Orenji Jiji Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS. 24	Posted - 2013.03.27 07:08:00 - [27] - Quote He has a death-wish. I take my sidearm-only Dragonfly to do some backdoor entry on the reds, if you know what I mean, and half of the time one of the blues sticks to me. This is not bad in itself, but then on first sight of reds he opens fire. Never mind they can not be down by him (dmg and range too low), he will "call dibs" by shooting at them. In two seconds we've got a squad of reds turned on us and my blue dies without a kill. I just run back and around again, hoping he learned his lesson. So one of the blues did this to me 3 times in a row and he died without kills every time. I don't get this "hey reds, look at me!" mentality. Wants to shield me with his body! Also I cook grenades often and 1 in 10 I get killed by a blue bouncing my gift back at me with his back. I've actually stopped doing this in CQC, unless no blues in vicinity. Wants to deny entry with his body! Also shooting at the corner and getting back to hide -- nope, somebody parked their clone there and is not moving. You are suddenly getting executed by a firing squad, backed to a wall made by blues. Wants to shield me with his body again! I stopped using MD because of this too -- blue will only see some smoke & not learn anything. Wants to learn combat piloting/driving. Stealing my vehicles. Yeah, it's a possibility as soon as you call anything in and I'm OK with this. If they make a good use out if it -- cool. But if you take my DS to crash & burn immediately, or run away with my LAV and get yourself killed in 10 seconds, then I only think "Hi! I'm Orenji Jiji and this is Jackass". Is being useful at last! I love to have blue right next to me when sniper decides to down him. Because if I have the injector and the sniper is worth his salt we will get a good thing going on (at least one pickup for me and two kills for him, sometimes more). I also like to have good cover nearby for when the deal expires, but that's a different story altogether...
Vyzion Eyri The Legion Academy 355	Posted - 2013.03.27 07:29:00 - [28] - Quote I watch him run into the objective to hack, get blown up by the remote explosives, then I proceed to take the WP.
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Legacy Rising 325	Posted - 2013.03.27 08:15:00 - [29] - Quote Vyzion Eyri wrote: I watch him run into the objective to hack, get blown up by the remote explosives, then I proceed to take the WP. i've been that blueberry too many times, as a heavy, i usually spot them, think "oh ****" and proceed to go flying because i can't back up fast enough
Slash Phage Vacuum Cleaner. LLC 1	Posted - 2013.03.27 08:53:00 - [30] - Quote Quote: I watch him run into the objective to hack, get blown up by the remote explosives, then I proceed to take the WP. Not on purpose, but what can I do about it? We all learned this the hard way

Mercian Enforcer R.I.f.t 34	Posted - 2013.03.27 09:19:00 - [31] - Quote I have a Blueberry standing next to me and i'm kinda glad because its very lonely with every other scrub in the MCC AFKing.
Mad Mav Brotherhood ofthe Commissioned 40	Posted - 2013.03.27 11:09:00 - [32] - Quote ....and he keeps trying to revive me with nanohives >_>
Soozu 5o1st 38	Posted - 2013.03.27 11:21:00 - [33] - Quote ... I think to myself, "keep trying bud, that MCC you're shooting at is bound to burst into flames any second now." Edit to say, besides being pure comedic gold, as a sniper, this explains a lot, we must have played rounds together. Orenji Jiji wrote: Is being useful at last! I love to have blue right next to me when sniper decides to down him. Because if I have the injector and the sniper is worth his salt we will get a good thing going on (at least one pickup for me and two kills for him, sometimes more). I also like to have good cover nearby for when the deal expires, but that's a different story altogether...
Baal Omniscient L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising 375	Posted - 2013.03.27 11:46:00 - [34] - Quote .... and I peed on his leg.
mollerz s1ck3r Corp 113	Posted - 2013.03.27 18:29:00 - [35] - Quote Maken Tosch wrote: mollerz wrote: ...And he keeps farting in his suit and bragging about it over comms. It's an enviro sealed suit you freak! He recycles his own farts. We all try to sit furthest away from him on the drop ship.
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Legacy Rising 332	Posted - 2013.03.27 18:32:00 - [36] - Quote mollerz wrote: Maken Tosch wrote: mollerz wrote: ...And he keeps farting in his suit and bragging about it over comms. It's an enviro sealed suit you freak! He recycles his own farts. We all try to sit furthest away from him on the drop ship. good idea, someone shoots up his suit and y'all are all in trouble
Roy Ventus Foxhound Corporation 197	Posted - 2013.03.27 18:48:00 - [37] - Quote AND SPLAT...Blue berry juice.
Nemo Bluntz Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 32	Posted - 2013.03.27 19:00:00 - [38] - Quote XeroTheBigBoss wrote: I like finding red line snipers and getting in front of their scope.... HELLOOOO!!! I do that same ****.
Judy Maat Rebelles A Quebec Orion Empire 10	Posted - 2013.03.27 19:13:00 - [39] - Quote standing next to me in my dropship dropship that ON FIRE and heding toward the ground.. I jump out He does'nt I lose more point by "killing him" then I did flying.. I trow my controler shotdown my Ps3 and go Play Eve to try to relax..
General Sideboob Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State 1	Posted - 2013.03.27 19:26:00 - [40] - Quote And I blow a hole through his midsection and into the enemy who was about to do us both!

iceyburnz Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 410	Posted - 2013.03.27 19:54:00 - [41] - Quote I have a blueberry standing next to me and "he touched me inappropriately".
Zahle Undt The Tritan Industries 52	Posted - 2013.03.27 19:56:00 - [42] - Quote he keeps trying to pick his nose through his face shield.
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Legacy Rising 332	Posted - 2013.03.27 20:00:00 - [43] - Quote Zahle Undt wrote: he keeps trying to pick his nose through his face shield. get a redberry to help him out by giving him an entry point in the face mask (exit point optional)
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Legacy Rising 332	Posted - 2013.03.27 20:01:00 - [44] - Quote Judy Maat wrote: standing next to me in my dropship dropship that ON FIRE and heding toward the ground.. I jump out He does'nt I lose more point by "killing him" then I did flying.. I trow my controler shotdown my Ps3 and go Play Eve to try to relax.. if that isn't a paradox, i don't know what is
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Legacy Rising 332	Posted - 2013.03.27 20:02:00 - [45] - Quote General Sideboob wrote: And I blow a hole through his midsection and into the enemy who was about to do us both! love your name know, i have to ask, who's sideboob is it?!?!
Garrett Blacknova Codex Troopers 2168	Posted - 2013.03.27 20:46:00 - [46] - Quote Quote: I have a Blueberry standing next to me and I farm lots of points from him/her, because my Repair Tool is very friendly.
EnIgMa99 Imperfects Negative-Feedback 247	Posted - 2013.03.27 20:47:00 - [47] - Quote you turn to the outside of a corner see too many dudes then runback into to the corner with an inch of life only to be pushed back outside of the corner so you can die and the blueberry attempt to get a kill but then subsequently dies shortly thereafter casue he is using a swarm launcher. >.<
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Legacy Rising 333	Posted - 2013.03.27 20:47:00 - [48] - Quote Garrett Blacknova wrote: Quote: I have a Blueberry standing next to me and I farm lots of points from him/her, because my Repair Tool is very friendly. get that thing away from me, i don't know where it's been!
EnIgMa99 Imperfects Negative-Feedback 247	Posted - 2013.03.27 20:53:00 - [49] - Quote iceyburnz wrote: I have a blueberry standing next to me and "he touched me inappropriately". Prepare your bodies
Israckcatarac Opus Arcana Orion Empire 11	Posted - 2013.03.27 22:17:00 - [50] - Quote I turn to dust as he step's in front of my forge just as I Fire.

Logi Bro ZionTCD Legacy Rising 986	Posted - 2013.03.27 22:29:00 - [51] - Quote I have a blueberry standing next to me and he gets sniped, then proceeding to scream at me over team chat to revive him while my feet get peppered with sniper shots.
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Legacy Rising 336	Posted - 2013.03.27 23:19:00 - [52] - Quote Logi Bro wrote: I have a blueberry standing next to me and he gets sniped, then proceeding to scream at me over team chat to revive him while my feet get peppered with sniper shots. "so you think you can dance?"
DJINN JUR Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 2	Posted - 2013.03.27 23:44:00 - [53] - Quote Orenji Jiji wrote: He has a death-wish. I take my sidearm-only Dragonfly to do some backdoor entry on the reds, if you know what I mean, and half of the time one of the blues sticks to me. This is not bad in itself, but then on first sight of reds he opens fire. Never mind they can not be down by him (dmg and range too low), he will "call dibs" by shooting at them. In two seconds we've got a squad of reds turned on us and my blue dies without a kill. I just run back and around again, hoping he learned his lesson. So one of the blues did this to me 3 times in a row and he died without kills every time. I don't get this "hey reds, look at me!" mentality. Wants to shield me with his body! Also I cook grenades often and 1 in 10 I get killed by a blue bouncing my gift back at me with his back. I've actually stopped doing this in CQC, unless no blues in vicinity. Wants to deny entry with his body! Also shooting at the corner and getting back to hide -- nope, somebody parked their clone there and is not moving. You are suddenly getting executed by a firing squad, backed to a wall made by blues. Wants to shield me with his body again! I stopped using MD because of this too -- blue will only see some smoke & not learn anything. Wants to learn combat piloting/driving. Stealing my vehicles. Yeah, it's a possibility as soon as you call anything in and I'm OK with this. If they make a good use out if it -- cool. But if you take my DS to crash & burn immediately, or run away with my LAV and get yourself killed in 10 seconds, then I only think "Hi! I'm Orenji Jiji and this is Jackass". Is being useful at last! I love to have blue right next to me when sniper decides to down him. Because if I have the injector and the sniper is worth his salt we will get a good thing going on (at least one pickup for me and two kills for him, sometimes more). I also like to have good cover nearby for when the deal expires, but that's a different story altogether... This made me LOL so hard
Scheneighnay McBob Bojo's School of the Trades 1141	Posted - 2013.03.28 00:00:00 - [54] - Quote ...they don't realize their heavy is making the profile dampeners on my scout suit worthless. At least I can outrun the dumbass
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Legacy Rising 337	Posted - 2013.03.28 00:02:00 - [55] - Quote Scheneighnay McBob wrote: ...they don't realize their heavy is making the profile dampeners on my scout suit worthless. At least I can outrun the dumbass why are you even near one of us?
Sev Alcatraz The Tritan Industries 200	Posted - 2013.03.28 00:23:00 - [56] - Quote I was stomping a pub match with my sagaris once, a blue dot crouched next to my tank for cover, the. An enemy rail tank pegged the blue not with his main gun. The blue dot just dicintigrated
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Legacy Rising 339	Posted - 2013.03.28 00:34:00 - [57] - Quote Sev Alcatraz wrote: I was stomping a pub match with my sagaris once, a blue dot crouched next to my tank for cover, the. An enemy rail tank pegged the blue not with his main gun. The blue dot just dicintigrated huh?
knight of 6 ZionTCD Legacy Rising 106	Posted - 2013.03.28 01:16:00 - [58] - Quote i have a blue berry standing next to me and i really wish he'd get off my tank. you wanna ride get an LAV.
BobThe843CakeMan Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group 159	Posted - 2013.03.28 01:20:00 - [59] - Quote there's a blueberry next to me and i gave him cake. an explosive cake. :D


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