Is being useful at last! I love to have blue right next to me when sniper decides to down him. Because if I have the injector and the sniper is worth his salt we will get a good thing going on (at least one pickup for me and two kills for him, sometimes more). I also like to have good cover nearby for when the deal expires, but that's a different story altogether...

He recycles his own farts.

We all try to sit furthest away from him on the drop ship.

I like finding red line snipers and getting in front of their scope.... HELLOOOO!!!

he keeps trying to pick his nose through his face shield.

standing next to me in my dropship
dropship that ON FIRE and heding toward the ground..
I jump out
He does'nt
I lose more point by "killing him" then I did flying..
I trow my controler
shotdown my Ps3 and go Play Eve to try to relax..

And I blow a hole through his midsection and into the enemy who was about to do us both!

I have a Blueberry standing next to me and

I farm lots of points from him/her, because my Repair Tool is very friendly.

I have a blueberry standing next to me and "he touched me inappropriately".

I have a blueberry standing next to me and he gets sniped, then proceeding to scream at me over team chat to revive him while my feet get peppered with sniper shots.

He has a death-wish. I take my sidearm-only Dragonfly to do some backdoor entry on the reds, if you know what I mean, and half of the time one of the blues sticks to me. This is not bad in itself, but then on first sight of reds he opens fire. Never mind they can not be down by him (dmg and range too low), he will "call dibs" by shooting at them. In two seconds we've got a squad of reds turned on us and my blue dies without a kill. I just run back and around again, hoping he learned his lesson. So one of the blues did this to me 3 times in a row and he died without kills every time. I don't get this "hey reds, look at me!" mentality.

Wants to shield me with his body! Also I cook grenades often and 1 in 10 I get killed by a blue bouncing my gift back at me with his back. I've actually stopped doing this in CQC, unless no blues in vicinity.

Wants to deny entry with his body! Also shooting at the corner and getting back to hide -- nope, somebody parked their clone there and is not moving. You are suddenly getting executed by a firing squad, backed to a wall made by blues.

Wants to shield me with his body again! I stopped using MD because of this too -- blue will only see some smoke & not learn anything.

Wants to learn combat piloting/driving. Stealing my vehicles. Yeah, it's a possibility as soon as you call anything in and I'm OK with this. If they make a good use out if it -- cool. But if you take my DS to crash & burn immediately, or run away with my LAV and get yourself killed in 10 seconds, then I only think "Hi! I'm Orenji Jiji and this is Jackass".


Is being useful at last! I love to have blue right next to me when sniper decides to down him. Because if I have the injector and the sniper is worth his salt we will get a good thing going on (at least one pickup for me and two kills for him, sometimes more). I also like to have good cover nearby for when the deal expires, but that's a different story altogether...

...they don't realize their heavy is making the profile dampeners on my scout suit worthless.
At least I can outrun the dumbass

I was stomping a pub match with my sagaris once, a blue dot crouched next to my tank for cover, the. An enemy rail tank pegged the blue not with his main gun. The blue dot just dicintigrated