DUST Search - What questions would you ask a new player

0 Try Harder wrote:

Do you like to shoot people in the face with an Assault Rifle? Go assault to get an advantage immediately, or check out the proto logi suit because it might be better depending on what you do.

Like shooting people in the face and moving quickly? Go scout.

Do you have trouble aiming, and would rather help your team with some other role and postpone getting better? Go logi.

Do you like to stab people with needles, spray them with a beam that heals some armor, have a low(er) KDR, and be loved except never defended in pub matches? Go logi

Do you like using lots of equipment? Go logi.

Like sniper rifles? Go sniper.

Like flying around in something that's been nerfed so many times it really sucks right now, and is useless in most situations, but sometimes fun? Get a dropship.

Like driving around in something with light armor, but is very fast? Go LAV

Like driving around around in something that has a really big gun, and acts kind of like a slow LAV with slightly more shield, and is a tank for ten seconds? Like driving around in something that's cool now, but will most likely be nerfed to oblivion because Slap and Caeli killed so many armor tankers that they have all gone onto forums to QQ? Go shield tank

Like driving around in something that acts like a tank, and will most likely be better than the shield tank in all situations soon? Go armor tank.

Do you like being fat? Do you like being hated by most of the game, incapable of anything more than a small jump, and having a run speed that's as fast as a snail? Go fatsuit.

Do you like blowing up tanks and LAVs? I drive a tank, and you should go do something else -.-

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Denak Kalamari Ozark Cartel White Mountain Coalition 93	Posted - 2013.03.23 22:00:00 - [1] - Quote 0 Try Harder wrote: Do you like to shoot people in the face with an Assault Rifle? Go assault to get an advantage immediately, or check out the proto logi suit because it might be better depending on what you do. Like shooting people in the face and moving quickly? Go scout. Do you have trouble aiming, and would rather help your team with some other role and postpone getting better? Go logi. Do you like to stab people with needles, spray them with a beam that heals some armor, have a low(er) KDR, and be loved except never defended in pub matches? Go logi Do you like using lots of equipment? Go logi. Like sniper rifles? Go sniper. Like flying around in something that's been nerfed so many times it really sucks right now, and is useless in most situations, but sometimes fun? Get a dropship. Like driving around in something with light armor, but is very fast? Go LAV Like driving around around in something that has a really big gun, and acts kind of like a slow LAV with slightly more shield, and is a tank for ten seconds? Like driving around in something that's cool now, but will most likely be nerfed to oblivion because Slap and Caeli killed so many armor tankers that they have all gone onto forums to QQ? Go shield tank Like driving around in something that acts like a tank, and will most likely be better than the shield tank in all situations soon? Go armor tank. Do you like being fat? Do you like being hated by most of the game, incapable of anything more than a small jump, and having a run speed that's as fast as a snail? Go fatsuit. Do you like blowing up tanks and LAVs? I drive a tank, and you should go do something else -.- You forgot one. Do you enjoy wearing two sticks in your hands that kind of look like knives and thus a weapon, only to discover that they are back-scratching devices used to relief the discomfort of all those enemy fatsuits? Like to run around aimlessly around the map, desperately trying to find enemy fatties to scratch with a device that needs to charge, but you can only walk while charging because the GodsGäó decided so? Go nova-knifer.