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Cat Merc
Planetary Response Organisation Test Friends Please Ignore
20
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Posted - 2013.03.12 10:00:00 -
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It was actually amusing instead of ****. Also makes threads full of swearing look like the on who made it really really loves kittens. Also, I'm a cat. |
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ChribbaX
Otherworld Enterprises Dust Control Otherworld Empire Productions
184
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Posted - 2013.03.12 10:04:00 -
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meow. |
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Vyzion Eyri
The Legion Academy
271
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Posted - 2013.03.12 10:07:00 -
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Breaking News!
Cat Merc's secret identity is revealed! |

Your Absolut End
SVER True Blood Unclaimed.
18
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Posted - 2013.03.12 10:12:00 -
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Hey mate, I just came back from the Internetz and brought you THIS and THIS |

Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
1955
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Posted - 2013.03.12 10:16:00 -
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This idea is kitten amazing.
+1.
My girlfriend is also a cat. You're not her secret alter-ego, are you? |

Rasatsu
Much Crying Old Experts
496
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Posted - 2013.03.12 10:19:00 -
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I love talking about felines, sadly I had to stop since everyone thought I was swearing. ;/ |

Harkon Vysarii
Dead Six Initiative
31
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Posted - 2013.03.12 10:22:00 -
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I ARE EMPEROR OF CAT KIND AND THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THREAD ON THE CITADEL |

Your Absolut End
SVER True Blood Unclaimed.
20
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Posted - 2013.03.12 10:31:00 -
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Hey I just hackord in the CCP monitoring cameras, and found out devs are on vacation, but there are cute little kittens running over the keaboards, so next built comes up soon. |

Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
1956
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Posted - 2013.03.12 11:03:00 -
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Your Absolut End wrote:Hey I just hackord in the CCP monitoring cameras, and found out devs are on vacation, but there are cute little kittens running over the keaboards, so next built comes up soon. Your Absolut End wrote:keaboards Best. Parrot. EVER. |

Cat Merc
Planetary Response Organisation Test Friends Please Ignore
21
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Posted - 2013.03.12 11:38:00 -
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Harkon Vysarii wrote:I ARE EMPEROR OF CAT KIND AND THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THREAD ON THE CITADEL Commander Kitten? Is that you? And yes the first name of my Shepard was kitten. Would be hilarious if characters would say your first name instead of Shepard.
Oh hi there Chribba. Wait, are you the real one? |
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KalOfTheRathi
CowTek
211
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Posted - 2013.03.12 12:23:00 -
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I use Kitten personally instead of many, many swear words and spectacular insults to the alleged abilities of those targeted.
My favorites are:
Kitten Breath where Kitten can be substituted with Any Curse word from a language of your choice.
Kitten Excrement and Kitten Excrement Scrapings are clear without having to break it down for the slower moving targets.
Kitten Squeezings is intended to show disgust with abilities, intelligence, personal hygiene, finesse or forum spew.
Feel free to use as you see fit or expand as desired. No attribution required. |

Vaerana Myshtana
Bojo's School of the Trades
364
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Posted - 2013.03.12 12:32:00 -
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What the kitten?
Are you people seriously kitten suggesting that we kitten censor the kitten forums again?!
This is just kitten amazing. Nobody can can take a kitten joke anymore and everybody kitten QQs about kitten everything!
Edit: Seriously? You guys are kitten that fast?! |

bunnywink
Improvise.
11
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Posted - 2013.03.12 13:24:00 -
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This is a pawsitively purrfect idea and it needs to be implemented right meow! |
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GM Grave
Game Masters C C P Alliance
69

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Posted - 2013.03.12 13:33:00 -
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I do miss the kitten filter, then again I also miss the elevator music that used to play in the war room during one internal build, as there's nothing quite like going to war to the tune of, doo de do do do do dee do do dooooo. |
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Panther Alpha
WarRavens
101
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Posted - 2013.03.12 13:34:00 -
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What the meow you cating about ?  |

Don Von Hulio
UnReaL.
125
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Posted - 2013.03.12 13:39:00 -
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GM Grave wrote:I do miss the kitten filter, then again I also miss the elevator music that used to play in the war room during one internal build, as there's nothing quite like going to war to the tune of, doo de do do do do dee do do dooooo.
This must be brought back at once..... Also, make the AI lady say passive aggressive things, in the style of GlaDos.
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Olaf the Gutless
DUST University Ivy League
11
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Posted - 2013.03.12 13:40:00 -
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My belly needs rubbed.
*lays on his back with the PS3 controller firmly in his hands* |

Reav Hannari
Red Rock Outriders Red Rock Consortium
331
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Posted - 2013.03.12 13:41:00 -
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GM Grave wrote:I do miss the kitten filter, then again I also miss the elevator music that used to play in the war room during one internal build, as there's nothing quite like going to war to the tune of, doo de do do do do dee do do dooooo.
This needs to happen again.
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Reav Hannari
Red Rock Outriders Red Rock Consortium
331
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Posted - 2013.03.12 13:42:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:It was actually amusing instead of ****. Also makes threads full of swearing look like the one who made it really really loves kittens. Also, I'm a cat.
I use manual kitten replacement. |

Primarch2
Kirkinen Risk Control Caldari State
62
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Posted - 2013.03.12 13:43:00 -
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**** |
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Full Metal Kitten
Sinq Laison Gendarmes Gallente Federation
221
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Posted - 2013.03.12 13:47:00 -
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I approve of this thread for obvious reasons. +1 |

Gauder Berwyck
Deadly Blue Dots RISE of LEGION
222
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Posted - 2013.03.12 13:48:00 -
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We need the muzak back! |
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ChribbaX
Otherworld Enterprises Dust Control Otherworld Empire Productions
187
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Posted - 2013.03.12 13:49:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Harkon Vysarii wrote:I ARE EMPEROR OF CAT KIND AND THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THREAD ON THE CITADEL Commander Kitten? Is that you? And yes the first name of my Shepard was kitten. Would be hilarious if characters would say your first name instead of Shepard. Oh hi there Chribba. Wait, are you the real one? I'm REALly high on Veldspar! |
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Full Metal Kitten
Sinq Laison Gendarmes Gallente Federation
221
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Posted - 2013.03.12 13:55:00 -
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ChribbaX wrote:I'm REALly high on Veldspar! Yep, that confirms it.  |

First Prophet
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc. Zombie Ninja Space Bears
44
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Posted - 2013.03.12 15:10:00 -
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GM Grave wrote:I do miss the kitten filter, then again I also miss the elevator music that used to play in the war room during one internal build, as there's nothing quite like going to war to the tune of, doo de do do do do dee do do dooooo. YOU MUST DO EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER TO BRING THAT TO THE PUBLIC BUILD.
It's for the good of humanity! |
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GM Grave
Game Masters C C P Alliance
74

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Posted - 2013.03.12 15:21:00 -
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Well without the suicide advisory we may need to employ a janitor in the war room, and New Eden janitors are a cranky bunch after being repeatedly locked away in cargo holds and containers by capsuleers over the years. |
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Gauder Berwyck
Deadly Blue Dots RISE of LEGION
222
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Posted - 2013.03.12 15:23:00 -
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GM Grave wrote:Well without the suicide advisory we may need to employ a janitor in the war room, and New Eden janitors are a cranky bunch after being repeatedly locked away in cargo holds and containers by capsuleers over the years.
I'll pay his wages, how much ISK per day? |

Gunner Nightingale
Internal Error. Negative-Feedback
333
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Posted - 2013.03.12 15:30:00 -
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Is the cargo hold only accesible by the tram system because then that would explain a lot. |
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GM Grave
Game Masters C C P Alliance
75

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Posted - 2013.03.12 15:30:00 -
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Gauder Berwyck wrote: I'll pay his wages, how much ISK per day?
Janitor/Butler services would require AUR, and monkey butlers consume AUR at twice the rate.
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Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
1961
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Posted - 2013.03.12 15:31:00 -
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You're welcome to hire me as a Janitor.
I'm willing to be paid in AUR if that's more convenient... |
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Herper Derp
DUST University Ivy League
18
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Posted - 2013.03.12 15:35:00 -
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GM Grave wrote:I do miss the kitten filter, then again I also miss the elevator music that used to play in the war room during one internal build, as there's nothing quite like going to war to the tune of, doo de do do do do dee do do dooooo.
This. We need 'Girl From Ipanema' being played softly on the saxamaphone, piped into our quarters. |

Gauder Berwyck
Deadly Blue Dots RISE of LEGION
222
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Posted - 2013.03.12 15:36:00 -
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Monkey butlers or Garret..... oh, the choice!  |

Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
1961
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Posted - 2013.03.12 15:37:00 -
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Gauder Berwyck wrote:Monkey butlers or Garret..... oh, the choice!  That's a double "t" thank you very much. |

Hagintora
Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation
113
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Posted - 2013.03.12 15:38:00 -
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Herper Derp wrote:GM Grave wrote:I do miss the kitten filter, then again I also miss the elevator music that used to play in the war room during one internal build, as there's nothing quite like going to war to the tune of, doo de do do do do dee do do dooooo. This. We need 'Girl From Ipanema' being played softly on the saxamaphone, piped into our quarters.
A few minutes listening to that would definately make me want to kill something, just not neccessarily in game.  |

Gauder Berwyck
Deadly Blue Dots RISE of LEGION
222
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Posted - 2013.03.12 15:39:00 -
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Garrett Blacknova wrote:Gauder Berwyck wrote:Monkey butlers or Garret..... oh, the choice!  That's a double "t" thank you very much.
Fixed :p |

Gunner Nightingale
Internal Error. Negative-Feedback
333
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Posted - 2013.03.12 15:41:00 -
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Hagintora wrote:Herper Derp wrote:GM Grave wrote:I do miss the kitten filter, then again I also miss the elevator music that used to play in the war room during one internal build, as there's nothing quite like going to war to the tune of, doo de do do do do dee do do dooooo. This. We need 'Girl From Ipanema' being played softly on the saxamaphone, piped into our quarters. A few minutes listening to that would definately make me want to kill something, just not neccessarily in game. 
I will absolutely find a way to commit suicide in a public place if i have to hear the song on a loop |

2-Ton Twenty-One
Imperfects Negative-Feedback
272
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Posted - 2013.03.12 16:36:00 -
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Vyzion Eyri wrote:Breaking News! Cat Merc's secret identity is revealed!
WHY!!! why did i watch that? the whole thing..... I hate you so much right now..... |

gbghg
L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising
613
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Posted - 2013.03.12 16:46:00 -
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2-Ton Twenty-One wrote:Vyzion Eyri wrote:Breaking News! Cat Merc's secret identity is revealed! WHY!!! why did i watch that? the whole thing..... I hate you so much right now..... well that's 2 minutes of my life I'm not getting back |

Iron Wolf Saber
BetaMax. CRONOS.
3076
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Posted - 2013.03.12 16:51:00 -
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You have got to be kitten me right meow. |

Cosorvin
DUST University Ivy League
53
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Posted - 2013.03.12 17:00:00 -
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I don't know any of you or this kitten sensoring. Their for you must all be executed by kittens. |
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Canari Elphus
Pro Hic Immortalis
45
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Posted - 2013.03.12 17:17:00 -
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Seriously, you dont know how many fans you would have if you changed the Warbardge music every week to another piece of 'easy listening' music.
Also, I would gladly pay AUR to have a monkey butler running around my MQ. (better yet, a tiki bar with monkey servers with bowties) |

Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
1979
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Posted - 2013.03.12 17:23:00 -
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They need to hire this guy if i don't get the job. |

Cat Merc
Planetary Response Organisation Test Friends Please Ignore
29
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Posted - 2013.03.12 18:59:00 -
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ChribbaX wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Harkon Vysarii wrote:I ARE EMPEROR OF CAT KIND AND THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THREAD ON THE CITADEL Commander Kitten? Is that you? And yes the first name of my Shepard was kitten. Would be hilarious if characters would say your first name instead of Shepard. Oh hi there Chribba. Wait, are you the real one? I'm REALly high on Veldspar! Hmm... Answer quickly: What is the name of your Titan in highsec? |
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ChribbaX
Otherworld Enterprises Dust Control Otherworld Empire Productions
188
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Posted - 2013.03.12 21:17:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:ChribbaX wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Harkon Vysarii wrote:I ARE EMPEROR OF CAT KIND AND THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THREAD ON THE CITADEL Commander Kitten? Is that you? And yes the first name of my Shepard was kitten. Would be hilarious if characters would say your first name instead of Shepard. Oh hi there Chribba. Wait, are you the real one? I'm REALly high on Veldspar! Hmm... Answer quickly: What is the name of your Titan in highsec? Not sure if this is quickly enough, but sadly my titans are in low-sec, I got my Dread (The Veldnaught) in Amarr (and a few other caps in another nearby high-sec).
But then, if there's any doubt I am me you could always look at my EVE bio for my listed alts 
/c |
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From Costa Rica
Grupo de Asalto Chacal CRONOS.
69
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Posted - 2013.03.13 05:53:00 -
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Bring kitten back, and as we can get our own musi in game i can listen no the girls from ipanema while in game so..... just kitten. |

Cat Merc
Planetary Response Organisation Test Friends Please Ignore
34
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Posted - 2013.03.13 12:44:00 -
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ChribbaX Not sure if this is quickly enough, but sadly my titans are in low-sec, I got my Dread (The Veldnaught) in Amarr (and a few other caps in another nearby high-sec).
But then, if there's any doubt I am me you could always look at my EVE bio for my listed alts [:) wrote:
/c
Hmm, I didn't actually know that the high sec capitals are Dreads and not Titans. Good to know. |
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