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Coleman Gray
Coalition Of Goverments
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Posted - 2013.03.02 20:56:00 -
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Seems many Mercs are coming down with a nasty case of "Can't Do Sh*t", Symptoms include Crouching in a corner of the MCC crying, full body paralysis soon followed by rage inducing miasma being produced by their bodies that infects other Mercs who are with them.
CCP, please let me shoot them in the head to end their misery, could even reward a mercy kill WP reward |
zeek1227 zeek1227
Blitzkrieg Co.
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Posted - 2013.03.02 20:59:00 -
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to tell if someone near you is effected check for
swollen K/D ratio
unexplained gain of sp with little to no wp change
low w/l ratio |
Coleman Gray
Coalition Of Goverments
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Posted - 2013.03.02 21:03:00 -
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zeek1227 zeek1227 wrote:to tell if someone near you is effected check for
swollen K/D ratio
unexplained gain of sp with little to no wp change
low w/l ratio
Open head surgeory maybe the only cure, no time to wait for a logibro, pass me a nova knife |
zeek1227 zeek1227
Blitzkrieg Co.
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Posted - 2013.03.02 21:06:00 -
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Coleman Gray wrote:zeek1227 zeek1227 wrote:to tell if someone near you is effected check for
swollen K/D ratio
unexplained gain of sp with little to no wp change
low w/l ratio Open head surgeory maybe the only cure, no time to wait for a logibro, pass me a nova knife
lol
getting sick of mcc campers
i actually read a post earlier claiming ccp was catering towards these players
apparently (obviously not true) the glitch where your kills and what not arent recorded was intentionally implemented to discourage players from playing and to just farm sp without worrying about w/l because it wouldnt record
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Coleman Gray
Coalition Of Goverments
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Posted - 2013.03.02 21:10:00 -
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zeek1227 zeek1227 wrote:Coleman Gray wrote:zeek1227 zeek1227 wrote:to tell if someone near you is effected check for
swollen K/D ratio
unexplained gain of sp with little to no wp change
low w/l ratio Open head surgeory maybe the only cure, no time to wait for a logibro, pass me a nova knife lol getting sick of mcc campers i actually read a post earlier claiming ccp was catering towards these players apparently (obviously not true) the glitch where your kills and what not arent recorded was intentionally implemented to discourage players from playing and to just farm sp without worrying about w/l because it wouldnt record
Perhaps their trying to create a new role as the MCC's glory hole |
Sobriety Denied
Universal Allies Inc.
462
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Posted - 2013.03.02 21:15:00 -
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there was a huge fight between the blues in an MCC yesterday it was hilarious, there were fatalies,, needless to say we probly lost that match |
Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.03.02 21:19:00 -
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Coleman Gray wrote:zeek1227 zeek1227 wrote:to tell if someone near you is effected check for
swollen K/D ratio
unexplained gain of sp with little to no wp change
low w/l ratio Open head surgeory maybe the only cure, no time to wait for a logibro, pass me a nova knife
Sorry, only a skilled surgeon can handle this with finesse and subtlety.
*throws the knife at the blueberry's head*.
See, just like that. |
Coleman Gray
Coalition Of Goverments
61
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Posted - 2013.03.02 21:21:00 -
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Maken Tosch wrote:Coleman Gray wrote:zeek1227 zeek1227 wrote:to tell if someone near you is effected check for
swollen K/D ratio
unexplained gain of sp with little to no wp change
low w/l ratio Open head surgeory maybe the only cure, no time to wait for a logibro, pass me a nova knife Sorry, only a skilled surgeon can handle this with finesse and subtlety. *throws the knife at the blueberry's head*. See, just like that.
That could have been messy, good job we have skilled doctors on hand |
zeek1227 zeek1227
Blitzkrieg Co.
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Posted - 2013.03.02 22:30:00 -
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Coleman Gray wrote:Maken Tosch wrote:Coleman Gray wrote:zeek1227 zeek1227 wrote:to tell if someone near you is effected check for
swollen K/D ratio
unexplained gain of sp with little to no wp change
low w/l ratio Open head surgeory maybe the only cure, no time to wait for a logibro, pass me a nova knife Sorry, only a skilled surgeon can handle this with finesse and subtlety. *throws the knife at the blueberry's head*. See, just like that. That could have been messy, good job we have skilled doctors on hand
i prefer it messy |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
445
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Posted - 2013.03.02 22:42:00 -
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zeek1227 zeek1227 wrote:Coleman Gray wrote:Maken Tosch wrote:Coleman Gray wrote:zeek1227 zeek1227 wrote:to tell if someone near you is effected check for
swollen K/D ratio
unexplained gain of sp with little to no wp change
low w/l ratio Open head surgeory maybe the only cure, no time to wait for a logibro, pass me a nova knife Sorry, only a skilled surgeon can handle this with finesse and subtlety. *throws the knife at the blueberry's head*. See, just like that. That could have been messy, good job we have skilled doctors on hand i prefer it messy
*sigh* I'll go get the mop. |
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Rasatsu
Much Crying Old Experts
460
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Posted - 2013.03.02 23:15:00 -
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Tried to over-cook a grenade right next to one of them? |
IRuby Heart
DIOS EX.
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Posted - 2013.03.02 23:21:00 -
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lol this thread is Awesome
Likes for everybody!! |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
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Posted - 2013.03.03 00:02:00 -
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Maken Tosch wrote:Coleman Gray wrote:
Open head surgeory maybe the only cure, no time to wait for a logibro, pass me a nova knife
Sorry, only a skilled surgeon can handle this with finesse and subtlety. *throws the knife at the blueberry's head*. See, just like that.
Um, are you sure this disease affects only clones and not the consciousnesses?
Coleman Gray wrote:
Perhaps their trying to create a new role as the MCC's glory hole
I heard they are training a special type of Commanders for when we get our hands on MCC control panels. The not-doing-sh@t-Commanders. |
Technical-Support
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2013.03.03 00:03:00 -
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i remember when we used to be able to fire missiles up into the MCC. |
leafblades
Fraternity of St. Venefice
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.03.03 00:07:00 -
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Rasatsu wrote:Tried to over-cook a grenade right next to one of them?
I heard this works but if FF is not on, i dont understand how or why it would work... |
Knight SoIaire
Better Hide R Die
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Posted - 2013.03.03 00:58:00 -
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This surgery talk is so funny
Please continue this thread! |
phakk
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
11
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Posted - 2013.03.03 01:12:00 -
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Unfortunately, any combat medic will tell you the same thing. You can raise the dead. You can regenerate armor. You cannot however heal 1) Stupid, 2) Incompetence, 3) Cowardice, or 4) Selfishness.
Maybe the dev's could give us a new squad command. " Tar and feather! " ... if a particularly cowardly individual has that placed on them enough times in a given period, their dropsuit model changes to reflect that for say... oh, a week.
Get it twice, and you get a yellow streak down the back of your dropsuit for a month ;)
May not be as motivating as say... a pillow case containing a bar of soap.. but it's better than nothing. |
Full Metal Kitten
Sinq Laison Gendarmes
Gallente Federation
172
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Posted - 2013.03.03 01:32:00 -
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It's implied above, but just to be clear, you can stand next to an AFK farmer and blow yourself up with a locus grenade that never leaves your hand - and take him out with you. If he's truly AFK he will be kicked for idle activity unless he spawns back in.
Or, people can quit raging about it and just play. CCP will fix it someday. Soon TM. Speaking of which, I LOL'ed when I saw a weapon advertisement on the vid screen in Merc quarters that said Soon TM next to it.  |
Lightning XII
The Southern Legion
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Posted - 2013.03.03 02:14:00 -
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yea i see some blueberry do nothing and then i get slaughtered. one of my follow got pissed cuz he in sniper sitting at home sniping at nothing. he had O/O until i killed him with my LAV, whoops. |
Coleman Gray
Coalition Of Goverments
67
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Posted - 2013.03.03 06:21:00 -
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Knight SoIaire wrote:This surgery talk is so funny Please continue this thread!
glad we can amuse ya, we're all cold blooded killers but doesnt mean we can't have fun doing it |
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ladwar
Dead Six Initiative
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Posted - 2013.03.03 06:39:00 -
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Full Metal Kitten wrote:It's implied above, but just to be clear, you can stand next to an AFK farmer and blow yourself up with a locus grenade that never leaves your hand - and take him out with you. If he's truly AFK he will be kicked for idle activity unless he spawns back in. Or, people can quit raging about it and just play. CCP will fix it someday. Soon TM. Speaking of which, I LOL'ed when I saw a weapon advertisement on the vid screen in Merc quarters that said Soon TM next to it.
this, but i wish their non-moment was recorded and lead to instanta kick from game and not to be mean to snipers..most who don't move, was based on range or hit detection on non-friendlies so they don't do a rubber band trick into the mcc's walls not to be record. as i mostly don't see them till half-way into the match and doesn't kick them before the end. |
Garrett Whetshaft
Hateful Munitions
33
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Posted - 2013.03.16 18:25:00 -
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I thought they were just Tourists. Sightseeing is not reccommended during Battle. Lol
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=64108&find=unread |
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