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Breakin Stuff
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Posted - 2013.02.26 22:40:00 -
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For those of you too lazy to listen to the podcast where Cerebral Wolf explained this in detail:
stand next to your cowardly teammates, the more the merrier.
cook grenade. do not let go.
Explode violently and take them with you.
enjoy the rage.
It takes two militia locus nades to do this, but don't worry. Most people don't react to this.
If you have an AFK bunny do the same! if they don't respawn manually they get booted from the match, and lose the ability to farm their SP! it's kinda like a variant of the votekick system.
I highly encourage people to enjoy this unless CCP declares it an exploit and bans it or if they patch this out.
Of course... it may be an intended feature and they had an office betting pool on how long it would take us to find it...
Tinfoil hats for everyone!
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Breakin Stuff
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Posted - 2013.02.26 22:49:00 -
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Utsuru Kaiju wrote:This brings me much shame. As a sniper that fights from extreme distances including the redline occasionally this slightly upsets me.
Only slightly.
You know there are some of us out there that are actually pretty decent at what we do. Don't paint us all with the same brush.
I personally only do this when my team gets redlined. Then all bets are off. So if my team drops their ARs, their HMGs, their mass drivers and start kill farming from the redline because they lost already?
I will motivate you. Or I will destroy your fits.
You'd be surprised at how quickly many pubmatches turned back into a fight after it became clear that hiding wasn't safe either.
Oh. and Your Name Here. I'd suicide gank him for a klondike bar. |
Breakin Stuff
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Posted - 2013.02.26 22:51:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:Tinfoil hats for everyone!
Ahhhh, just in time for Proto AUR suits...
proto AUR heavy suits! Now it costs real money for them to be worthless! WOOHOO! |
Breakin Stuff
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Posted - 2013.02.26 23:15:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Doesn't that only kill you? I believe the exploit for crushing your own teammate with an LAV is still valid.
absolutely not. when it works (and it does, you have to do it right) you kill a blueberry. you get -50 warpoints as a penalty.
I have tested this probably ten times, always when redlined with snipers coming out of the woodworks, and occasionally because I see something expensive in the hands of someone on my team, get jealous and have an uncontrollable urge to scream "IF I CAN'T HAVE THAT NO ONE CAN!!!!!"
But yeah you can kill blueberries.
For best result if they are standing be standing. if they are kneeling pop a squat, drool on yourself, smear your cheeto dust from your fingers on your shirt and watch the fun as a blueberry ragdolls.
it takes two militia locus nades to kill a blueberry in a militia or standard fit. |
Breakin Stuff
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Posted - 2013.02.26 23:16:00 -
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Lance 2ballzStrong wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:Tinfoil hats for everyone!
Ahhhh, just in time for Proto AUR suits... proto AUR heavy suits! Now it costs real money for them to be worthless! WOOHOO! who the hell is gonna be dumb enough to afk in proto gear 
You would be shocked at the number of people in EVE who move PLEX in rookie ships. |
Breakin Stuff
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Posted - 2013.02.27 08:16:00 -
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Sloth9230 wrote:I don't redline snipe, but this sounds pointless and stupid. AFKers is one thing, but killing your own snipers just cause you don't like the way they're playing? WOW.
it's New Eden tradition.
Punishing people for playing in a fashion you object to.
Don't worry folks, i always start my squad charging like lemmings to slay the other team and cap objectives.
It's only when despite all our good efforts, average squad WP total of 4k+ and we still get redlined do I set my evil minions free to scourge the weak.
But i'm the nice one. I don't believe my brothers feel quite so... restrained.
and on a more asinine note, I prefer AFKers as my victims. they're worthless and need to make way for people who contribute. Enjoy the timeout and no-SP in the spawn screen.
And I don't care about YOUR NAME HERE and his tank. last time I saw it I nuked it with an assault forge gun. Was not hard. |
Breakin Stuff
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Posted - 2013.02.27 08:19:00 -
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Vaerana Myshtana wrote:I have not been able to reproduce this using Militia Locus Grenades and a suit that will survive cooking off the first grenade.
In fact, the blueberries in question showed no damage.
for best results:
if they're standing, stand behind them. If they crouch, do the same.
You pretty much have to be spooning them.
if you start the throwing animation it won't work.
If you don't die...neither will they. This is why It's called a suicide gank.
if you succeed you will be rewarded with -50 warpoints and a feeling of satisfaction, or feeling dirty.
You will come to recognize both as pretty much the same thing. Nascent and unnecessary guilt for success. |
Breakin Stuff
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Posted - 2013.02.27 08:49:00 -
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HOMMANDO wrote:
I came across an AFK guy behind a mountain earlier. Called in an LAV and ran that fool over, a few minutes later he was booted from the game for inactivity.
I felt pretty :smug:
You should. he was AFK. And he was stealing oxygen from useful mercs.
This is what Immobile Infantry does. We punish Oxygen thieves for existing. Everyone should thank us and shower us with money for this important service. |
Breakin Stuff
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Posted - 2013.02.27 09:02:00 -
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KalOfTheRathi wrote:And his HAV too?
Preferrably. I prefer AV.
Quote:Where do I send the case of Klondike Bars?
somewhere in the US. let me find my map...
Quote:How much for that HAV anti-OB QQ whiner that was on the other day?
Ganking whiners is a free service to the gamer community. Killing whiners is pretty much my idea of a good time. convince him to be in his HAV whenever he sees me so I can give him something to really complain about. Forge gun + HAV + good position usually results in nerf forge gun posts inside 30 minutes in my experience. I use the tears to spice my burbon.
Especially since I started using proto forge guns. People get absolutely livid when you three-shot a gunnlogi. |
Breakin Stuff
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Posted - 2013.02.27 09:43:00 -
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protomalus wrote:I do Snipe. Most of the time flanking or second-line.
I'm sure it happened to me to snipe inside redline, when red are overblocking blue.
I don't want to be (and called) a redline sniper, but how could I know i'm inside the redline ?
Cheers
if the red dots stop and don't come closer, try to get you, you're in the redline.
If you find yourself frequently nailed by shotguns and SMG as well as HMGs and grenades (thrown by the enemy) we are probably not talking about you. Unless we happen to be redlined and I'm in full nerdrage mode. |
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