please O please great exalted one, enlighten us as to the when and where of these supposed meaningless corp battles in which we have been redlined?

I'm real curious....I'm the 3rd member of my corp, which has now grown to 5 or 6 actives (But you cant do corp battles with so few people).

One night recently we were priviledged to have 8 total people on (a first!) and offered out a contract to try out corp battles. Tritan-Industries accepted and we had a great time battling Exmaple, Washlee and the others, in a tough match that they won.

No whining, no crying. they executed their plan (and their tanks proved too much for us in the end) to perfection and we gained a great amount of respect for them.

but please mister crimson, divulge the riddle of our embarrasing string of corp battle fail.

thanks for the free publicity tho, as having so few members we are actually on the lookout for solid players that work well as a team.

the only major requirement tho is they cannot have entered in a relationship with your mother....prolly why we only have 5 ppl so far

yes we are currently relegated to pub rooms, and we enjoy having our fun, including targeting players like you (when you decide to stay in the match that is)

enjoy your day and please, by all means, come find us roaming pubs. 1 thing you wont see is TeamPlayers holding a 24-hour Abortion clinic

ouch you got hit hard crimson, props to you chicago I particulary liked this bit
And crimson, how come most of your threads seem to be hating against something or someone?

i remember when i was a 12 year old who was marginally good at a FPS but decided to focus my abilities on thinly-veiled trolling with a dash of egomania.

passive aggressive or not, this is textbook trolling 101
"you're welcome for the free publicity" is a classic line I used to use before my balls dropped.
the fact you're motivated enough to make a troll thread about a corp few people have heard of screams nothing but "IM BUTTHURT" though....so good plan, but very poor execution.

I'm pretty sure this all started because you got mad and mad a thread.

Dont worry to much chicago most of the imperfects or what ever they call themselves now suck ass. With a few exceptions.... crimson not being one of them.

I say iv been stomping imperfect ass for almost a year. Noob.

You just don't get it Crimson. Teamplayers are a very well known, very respected small group of players. We all know they wreck face in pub matches, and we all know there aren't usually enough of them to play a corp battle on at once, so their ability to practice corp battles is very limited.

They are like the Dust community's beloved cousin that only shows up once in a while, but is so good-natured that we love having him visit when he can. These guys are calm, respectful, collected, fun to play with, and have their ego's very well checked. Unlike some other people...



@CHICAGO: If you guys need to practice some corp battles, message Free Healing and set some up with us. We'll try to accommodate your player handicap so you can get some practice in.

Kite anyone?
http://youtu.be/OEz6NkSJlTg

I know who Cubs is hes on the top of the leaderboards.Who is Crimson Moon?