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Crimson Moon V
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Posted - 2013.02.17 20:28:00 -
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I like to pretend cartman is on the other end when I kill a heavy. So how many of you are wiping cheesy puffs off your fingers before you spawn in. |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.02.17 20:31:00 -
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When I played a heavy that sounds like something I would do but I hardly weight 140lbs
I think more people choose their suit/role in opposite of their size ( in other words larger people may use scouts and the nigh anorexic looking are more likely to use a Hav) |
Shadow Archeus
Wraith Shadow Guards
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Posted - 2013.02.17 20:32:00 -
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I'm fat n run a hmg......I get fat drinking newberry tears |
Sleepy Zan
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Posted - 2013.02.17 20:33:00 -
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I have to eat nothing but cheetos and twinkis for a week before I feel I am worthy of playing heavy. |
undeadsoldier90
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Posted - 2013.02.17 20:34:00 -
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I like to think that assault users are skinny nerds with glasses.... with a pile of empty monster cans random german **** on the tv and lame techno blasting in the background. .... sitting in a dark room in their u
Panties screaming as I shoot them in the face. |
Keyser Soze VerbalKint
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Posted - 2013.02.17 20:37:00 -
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undeadsoldier90 wrote:I like to think that assault users are skinny nerds with glasses.... with a pile of empty monster cans random german **** on the tv and lame techno blasting in the background. .... sitting in a dark room in their u
Panties screaming as I shoot them in the face.
Aren't you an assault AR? |
First Prophet
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Zombie Ninja Space Bears
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Posted - 2013.02.17 20:37:00 -
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So then what kind of weirdo plays logi? |
Crimson Moon V
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Posted - 2013.02.17 20:37:00 -
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undeadsoldier90 wrote:I like to think that assault users are skinny nerds with glasses.... with a pile of empty monster cans random german **** on the tv and lame techno blasting in the background. .... sitting in a dark room in their u
Panties screaming as I shoot them in the face.
Thats me, other then the glasses. +1 |
undeadsoldier90
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Posted - 2013.02.17 20:41:00 -
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Lol ^ and no keyser I am a dedicated heavy who sometimes uses an AR assault build to remind myself how broken they are. |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.02.17 20:44:00 -
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First Prophet wrote:So then what kind of weirdo plays logi?
Average people |
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Sleepy Zan
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Posted - 2013.02.17 20:48:00 -
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First Prophet wrote:So then what kind of weirdo plays logi?
People who have bad hand-eye coordination and still want to feel they have a place in an fps  |
YourDeadAgain76
Red Star.
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Posted - 2013.02.17 20:49:00 -
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Shadow Archeus wrote:I'm fat n run a hmg......I get fat drinking newberry tears
LOL Funny.   |
Keyser Soze VerbalKint
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Posted - 2013.02.17 21:01:00 -
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First Prophet wrote:So then what kind of weirdo plays logi?
The nice guys who always finish last when young, but then discover they're really badass and basically become everyone's go to for EVERYTHING, like some sort of overworked drug dealer. |
Keyser Soze VerbalKint
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Posted - 2013.02.17 21:02:00 -
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Sleepy Zan wrote:First Prophet wrote:So then what kind of weirdo plays logi? People who have bad hand-eye coordination and still want to feel they have a place in an fps
Or ppl who realize its the best way to infuriate sleep zan, invalidating all his efforts to clone the other team. |
zeek1227 zeek1227
Blitzkrieg Co.
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Posted - 2013.02.17 21:46:00 -
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Crimson Moon V wrote:I like to pretend cartman is on the other end when I kill a heavy. So how many of you are wiping cheesy puffs off your fingers before you spawn in.
ROFL this is funny as all get out to me for some reason |
Drommy Hood
Tritan-Industries
Legacy Rising
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Posted - 2013.02.17 21:54:00 -
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The real fatties drive HAVS |
General John Ripper
Baltar Research
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Posted - 2013.02.19 14:51:00 -
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I am not fat nor am I skinny so I guess assault class is a good middle ground. |
Mortal Maximus
KNIGHTZ OF THE ROUND
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Posted - 2013.02.19 15:00:00 -
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I'm not fat, but i love using heavy gunners or fatties '--' |
ChromeBreaker
SVER True Blood
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Posted - 2013.02.19 15:10:00 -
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Heavies are the biggest most physically demanding suits, think of it as calling a bald mad shaggy.
We're lean n mean... until we put the suit on lol.
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Mortal Maximus
KNIGHTZ OF THE ROUND
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Posted - 2013.02.19 15:11:00 -
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Totally unrelated to the topic, but how do you guys get more likes? |
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semperfi1999
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Posted - 2013.02.19 15:32:00 -
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Sleepy Zan wrote:I have to eat nothing but cheetos and twinkis for a week before I feel I am worthy of playing heavy.
Where did you find twinkies  |
M3DIC 2U
RED COLONIAL MARINES
Covert Intervention
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Posted - 2013.02.19 15:38:00 -
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semperfi1999 wrote:Sleepy Zan wrote:I have to eat nothing but cheetos and twinkis for a week before I feel I am worthy of playing heavy. Where did you find twinkies
Canada?
and I occasionally wipe salt off my fingers from peanuts before the start of a match. |
CHICAGOCUBS4EVER
TeamPlayers
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Posted - 2013.02.19 15:42:00 -
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Crimson Moon V wrote:I like to pretend cartman is on the other end when I kill a heavy. So how many of you are wiping cheesy puffs off your fingers before you spawn in.
interesting.. I ALSO like to pretend Im Cartman when I kill you... and YOU are tryin to steal MY cheesy poofs
therefore you get smashed, and I happily get even fatter.. or you quit/pull the plug/'internal error'/help mom with the groceries/insert lame excuse for leaving here... and I attempt to satisfy my bottomless appetite by grazing on everyone else  |
Panther Alpha
Kirkinen Risk Control
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.02.19 15:47:00 -
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Sleepy Zan wrote:First Prophet wrote:So then what kind of weirdo plays logi? People who have bad hand-eye coordination and still want to feel they have a place in an fps
I know is most likely not true.... but i like this comment.... it make me rofl. +1
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James Thraxton
The Exemplars
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Posted - 2013.02.19 16:25:00 -
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Keyser Soze VerbalKint wrote:Sleepy Zan wrote:First Prophet wrote:So then what kind of weirdo plays logi? People who have bad hand-eye coordination and still want to feel they have a place in an fps Or ppl who realize its the best way to infuriate sleep zan, invalidating all his efforts to clone the other team.
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei wrote: average people
Keyser Soze VerbalKint wrote: The nice guys who always finish last when young, but then discover they're really badass and basically become everyone's go to for EVERYTHING, like some sort of overworked drug dealers.
homeshooled kids who played fake shooting games in their back yard as a kid, and then warhammer 40k, WoW, & bf 2142 as a teen. went to college in Saint Petersburg, Florida for a political science degree, partying and watching anime the whole time. . .
Graduated AFROTC, now flying an F-16
You know, average people |
DJINN Marauder
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
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Posted - 2013.02.19 16:52:00 -
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I'm not fat but i enjoy the fatness of the heavy |
Ultimate Rage
Wraith Shadow Guards
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Posted - 2013.02.19 16:54:00 -
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So scouts are, they anorexics. |
GetShotUp
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Posted - 2013.02.19 17:07:00 -
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The guy under the assault suit.
When I took this picture, people thought it was a Wells Fargo AD. lol |
Crimson Moon V
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Posted - 2013.02.19 17:27:00 -
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CHICAGOCUBS4EVER wrote:Crimson Moon V wrote:I like to pretend cartman is on the other end when I kill a heavy. So how many of you are wiping cheesy puffs off your fingers before you spawn in. interesting.. I ALSO like to pretend Im Cartman when I kill you... and YOU are tryin to steal MY cheesy poofs therefore you get smashed, and I happily get even fatter.. or you quit/pull the plug/'internal error'/help mom with the groceries/insert lame excuse for leaving here... and I attempt to satisfy my bottomless appetite by grazing on everyone else
Listen up fatty. This is a beta. I get a bug about every 5 games. Sorry I couldn't stay and pwn you more. Are you still mad you spawned behind me with an HMG and got turned on and t-bagged. The HMG is cool and all but its to bad you can't aim. Hop off my D now.
For the record this fatty got turned on and then sent me love mail when I DCed. |
Lance 2ballzStrong
SyNergy Gaming
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Posted - 2013.02.19 17:44:00 -
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by this logic all the men that have a female toon are dragqueens...
Or transgenders... |
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