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Solomon Malcolm
BurgezzE.T.F
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Posted - 2013.02.14 10:27:00 -
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i Really want to know..... |
Vyzion Eyri
The Southern Legion
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Posted - 2013.02.14 12:57:00 -
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She agreed to come with me.
I was shocked. She actually agreed to come on a date with me.
I was pacing nervously. I checked the time.
Any time now, I thought. Any time now.
And here, of all places! I almost laughed with glee when she said yes. I was no rich kid, but all my soul and effort I had poured into getting her here, with me.
I locked around. The spot was by no means glamourous or exciting, but the ground was perfect, flat and warm... my imagination wandered... I saw her, beautiful, sprawled out on the ground... me approaching her, caressing her, entering her... I shuddered.
No. I must not let her see my desperation. It is unbecoming.
So I took a deep breath and kept pacing. To and fro, to and fro, so excited.
Suddenly, my phone rang. I picked up immediately.
"Honey? Sweetie?"
There was a pause.
Then-
"RDV request denied: Deployment location inaccessible."
I fell to my knees. My dropship had rejected me.
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Bob respawned on his uplink and was walking back to base, sad and defeated, preparing for another suicidal attempt to push out of the redline. The pubstompers were simply too fat.
As he reached the base, he heard a bang.
Frowning, he rounded the corner. He saw a merc with a smoking scrambler pistol in his hand, a hole in his helmet.
"What in the name of the Jovians happened here..."
Bob took a closer look.
"Damn, he had his protogear on too."
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Schazla
WarRavens
159
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Posted - 2013.02.14 13:49:00 -
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Fap. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising
371
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Posted - 2013.02.14 13:56:00 -
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LMAO and you disturb me schazla |
Vaerana Myshtana
ScIdama Endless Renaissance
198
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Posted - 2013.02.14 16:40:00 -
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We give hearts to our beloved.
Not candy ones, mind- the hearts of our enemies. |
mini rehak
The Southern Legion
22
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Posted - 2013.02.14 16:56:00 -
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My plans, Vodka and tears. |
Jotun Hiem
Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic
411
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Posted - 2013.02.15 02:07:00 -
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Jotun's probably just gunna play Blackjack with some buddies and enjoy some rum. |
CookieStein
G I A N T
62
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Posted - 2013.02.16 16:56:00 -
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Sit in a dark room and play video games...oops sorry I thought you said Eve pilots, Dust Mercs have sex with a girl (or a boy, preference is 'whatever'). |
Michael Cratar
Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire
179
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Posted - 2013.02.16 19:12:00 -
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Some mercs stop fighting for a day and spend time with the ones they care for. Others continue to fight because the battlefield is there bi**h. |
James Thraxton
The Exemplars
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Posted - 2013.02.16 22:33:00 -
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i played dust while my gf laid in my lap with her new Vita & chocolate
victory |
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gbghg
L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising
371
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Posted - 2013.02.16 23:03:00 -
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vyzion I just had an idea for an edit
Vyzion Eyri wrote:[i] Bojo respawned on his uplink and was walking back to base, sad and defeated, preparing for another suicidal attempt to push out of the redline. The pubstompers were simply too fat.
As he reached the base, he heard a bang.
Frowning, he rounded the corner. He saw a merc with a smoking scrambler pistol in his hand, a hole in his helmet.
"What in the name of the Jovians happened here..."
Bojo took a closer look.
"Damn, he had his proto scrambler pistol equip too."
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General Tiberius1
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
205
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Posted - 2013.02.17 18:19:00 -
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Vyzion Eyri wrote:She agreed to come with me.
I was shocked. She actually agreed to come on a date with me.
I was pacing nervously. I checked the time.
Any time now, I thought. Any time now.
And here, of all places! I almost laughed with glee when she said yes. I was no rich kid, but all my soul and effort I had poured into getting her here, with me.
I locked around. The spot was by no means glamourous or exciting, but the ground was perfect, flat and warm... my imagination wandered... I saw her, beautiful, sprawled out on the ground... me approaching her, caressing her, entering her... I shuddered.
No. I must not let her see my desperation. It is unbecoming.
So I took a deep breath and kept pacing. To and fro, to and fro, so excited.
Suddenly, my phone rang. I picked up immediately.
"Honey? Sweetie?"
There was a pause.
Then-
"RDV request denied: Deployment location inaccessible."
I fell to my knees. My dropship had rejected me.
-
Bob respawned on his uplink and was walking back to base, sad and defeated, preparing for another suicidal attempt to push out of the redline. The pubstompers were simply too fat.
As he reached the base, he heard a bang.
Frowning, he rounded the corner. He saw a merc with a smoking scrambler pistol in his hand, a hole in his helmet.
"What in the name of the Jovians happened here..."
Bob took a closer look.
"Damn, he had his protogear on too."
BWAHAHAHA!! this is awesome, so wan't CCP to sticky this!
EDUT: shazla freaks everyone out gbhgb |
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