So you want to make a statement for the use of gimpswarm? So they are just mindless farming in PVE for the main corp?

Hey buddy continue to go 9/8 in corpbattles.

So Hellstorm?

Can't see any bias out of this one. Nope, completely legit. Same as that "Eve Portrait Contest" that's always scamming people out of their money.

You can't claim to be better than people you refuse to fight. Pretty sure that's the point Protoman is trying to make. Got my popcorn ready for all the excuses as the list grows.

I can see it now. The day when Imperfects falls in the sheet hole. Limited edition quafe drinks for everyone on that day!

this would require people to give a crap what the imperfects think of their corp.

Relevance. You haz none.

Besides, this post should be in the locker room.

Yup, them tanks in the environment are absolutely spectacular when they explode.

Awww, you put us as number two. *yawn*

Have a cookie.

Why do scrubs always suck? Try and blow every now and then

Wow you talk to each other with that mouth? Or are you doing... something else?

Besides owning some bitches? Naw my day been busy, lots of noobs to be put in their place! How about you? Rhetorical question NO ONE CARES.

"No one cares"

OH THE IRONY!

no wonder evryone hates u imperfects lot , your a bunch of utter wankers !!! no one cares about ur kdr , no one cares about you opinions, no one cares that u win or lose ,

no wonder evryone hates u imperfects lot , your a bunch of utter wankers !!! no one cares about ur kdr , no one cares about you opinions, no one cares that u win or lose ,

Did you take dark clouds spot in SI?

The thread will be dedicated to the special kind of DUST514 CareBears who are afraid to PVP.
1. HellStorm
2. Immobile Infantry

Hey buddy continue to go 9/8 in corpbattles.

Seriously, what is your issue? Haha I mean ive never met people so angry about a corp / clan not doing a match with them! Move on..

I can understand not warring them , do you guys even corp battle? Real question.

You seem to be taking a massive offense to Hellstorm lately.

So, who in HS owned you like a redheaded step-child? You seem quite fixated on hating us, like somebody who hasn't yet come out of the closet that despises the person they are actually attracted to.



And imps wonder why nobody wants to corp battle with them.

Lightly derogatory term for an MMO player who avoids PVP combat, heavily preferring cooperative or solo PVE combat, chatting, or developing tradeskills/running quests...Philosophically, they often cite unbalanced combat systems, overpowered guilds, ebayed characters, and ganking as reasons to prefer less aggressive play.

...Spends countless hours on the forums...Has absolutely no idea that other players (with different tastes) exist as well. You are a "kiddie" if you don't agree with them.

Trying hard to be important, failing miserably. Nice thread. I'll take a dump in the corner over here.

No one will notice it amidst the rest of the trash I assure you.

Hey buddy continue to go 9/8 in corpbattles.

Wow, lol mad because a corp won't play you? Why would anyone play a corp that disrespects the hell out of them if they lose. Plus it doesn't help that no one likes you guys in the first place.

Just for lols
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=413253#post413253

just stop allready, protoman, no one cares about your stupid threads you spam all day.

You've been doing it for the past 7 months, we get it, you were the best player for the 1st 2 weeks, now lots of players are as good as you and soon as the game gets better and brings in even more players you'll be even less known.

No making 50 threads a day won't change that. Give it a rest.

Come on you're no SoTa pop after all :P

The thread will be dedicated to the special kind of DUST514 CareBears who are afraid to PVP.
1. HellStorm
2. Immobile Infantry

The thread will be dedicated to the special kind of DUST514 CareBears who are afraid to PVP.
1. HellStorm
2. Immobile Infantry

Yeah, because publicly insulting people is a GREAT way to get what you want.

I can't wait till we starve your pathetic group straight out New Eden

Oh, and <3 PVE

if only your forum game matched your gameplay

I can't wait till we starve your pathetic group straight out New Eden

Oh, and <3 PVE

jibber jabber on, non factor casual. What are you gonna do? You are bad at dust. Obviously a low sec carebear, so good luck doing anything from eve. Tell me how you are going to starve us again?

And why exactly would I do that? Lol. Resources friend. Resources. This isn't your grandmothers FPS, just because we're forced into mindless farming right now doesn't mean it will stay that way. Don't worry, I've got plenty of gears turning, and your tiny pathetic corp of no lifes will burn in the fires of industry

And why exactly would I do that? Lol. Resources friend. Resources. This isn't your grandmothers FPS, just because we're forced into mindless farming right now doesn't mean it will stay that way. Don't worry, I've got plenty of gears turning, and your tiny pathetic corp of no lifes will burn in the fires of industry

Does anyone else log into the forums daily for this kind of banter? It's not drama - it's the future of the meta. The reason I'm sure we're all here. This sort of talk makes the game feel like a stepping stone rather then a grind.

Does anyone else log into the forums daily for this kind of banter? It's not drama - it's the future of the meta. The reason I'm sure we're all here. This sort of talk makes the game feel like a stepping stone rather then a grind.

Why did Zion give you the boot?

SoTa, can I get an official statement from you regarding your decision to join IMPswarm? Were not not good enough to join IMP? Was is it your choice to join a sub division IMP? Why did Zion give you the boot?

SoTa, can I get an official statement from you regarding your decision to join IMPswarm? Were not not good enough to join IMP? Was is it your choice to join a sub division IMP? Why did Zion give you the boot?

He did not respect corp authority and was kicked after being given warnings.

And why exactly would I do that? Lol. Resources friend. Resources. This isn't your grandmothers FPS, just because we're forced into mindless farming right now doesn't mean it will stay that way. Don't worry, I've got plenty of gears turning, and your tiny pathetic corp of no lifes will burn in the fires of industry

Personally, I really, really really can't wait for the first videos of Imperfects camping in an MCC. I even found the best song for the videos soundtrack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnG-3AuYd4U

Personally, I really, really really can't wait for the first videos of Imperfects camping in an MCC. I even found the best song for the videos soundtrack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnG-3AuYd4U

Hey buddy continue to go 9/8 in corpbattles.

why is it the Dark Cloud always seems to disappear when his performance in corpbattles are brought up.

lol now you are unaible to read xD. Where did i refer to modded controllers? American stupidity strikes again.

Let's take a look, shall we?

https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=434754#post434754

https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=455147#post455147

https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=455654#post455654

https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=434323#post434323

https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=417778#post417778

https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=427421#post427421

https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=417722#post417722

https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=394627#post394627

Seems like you cry about imperfects and their modded controllers quite a lot.

Can I get in on this? PM me with the details.

EDIT: Why in the hell don't we have a personal message system!!!

lol now you are unaible to read xD. Where did i refer to modded controllers? American stupidity strikes again.

KFC definitely has the better sides, their biscuits are unmatched. In terms of Chicken though, KFC also has the slight taste advantage over Popeye's. That original recipe is to die for....No seriously, I read somewhere that you literally kill an artery for every piece of chicken you eat with the amount of fat and grease.


Chipoltle......5/10

Church's > All other fried chicken

I am glad I found this thread! I used to thin that playing videogames was a good way to relax and have fun with my family, friends, and internet bros. Now I understand how misguided IGÇÖve been.

The only true measure of worth is a sick K:D bro. The gameGÇÖs main objective is curbstomping people who have only been playing for a couple of days or weeks. ThatGÇÖs how any true player should be measured, right?

Secondary objective is to constantly develop your twitch reflex and work to accumulate SP so you can join one of the elite corps. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO RISE ABOVE THE STATUS OF GÇ£FILTHY CASUAL NON-ENTITYGÇ¥.

Tertiary objective is to sling your digital meat around on the forums to let everyone know that you beat another team once, because how is everyone else going to know how rad you are if you donGÇÖt scream it to all within earshot?

These three things are the sole indicator of how skilled and effective you are as an individual player and as a corp member. All that other crap like capping, repping, and reviving are all for carebear casuals.

Whatever your smoking pass it - seems like it takes out all your brains cells if you think the opinions of 20 or even 50 or even 100 speak for the the hundreds of thousands who play. These people are speaking as top cooperations trash talking each other - not the average player.

Let's be friends.

The thread will be dedicated to the special kind of DUST514 CareBears who are afraid to PVP.
1. Dark Scrub
2. HellStorm
3. Immobile Infantry
4. Opus Arcanum (might be a misspelling too lazy to check right now will update later)
5. Insert random forum poster that's part of NPC corp

I'm pretty sure we'll be doing plenty of PVE. I'm also pretty sure we have more fun than the tryhards.

Lastly, we will run more of the Universe, have more money, own more districts, and have more influence than the gIMPs.

I'm pretty sure we'll be doing plenty of PVE. I'm also pretty sure we have more fun than the tryhards.

Lastly, we will run more of the Universe, have more money, own more districts, and have more influence than the gIMPs.

Doesnt Test Alliance already own a sizable chunk of New Eden? It's not exactly an impressive feat to control more territory than Imperfects if you already have a head start.

Can't say we're too concerned with anyone being "impressed", just as long as you bow to our superiority all is good.

Can't say we are too "impressed" with you guys, just as long as you bow to our superiority all is good

Oi fat americans maybe i shoulda had sayd "where did i refer to it on this topic?". And that corp match took part after they made the tac ar "balanced" and i havent brought the modded controller topic up after that. Lol americans think that lag is actually skill. Makes me laugh all day long. And you still wonder why nobody wants to fight you. Your attitude is the reason for this and im quite confident that this wont change in the future. So all you will ever be aible to do is play PVE all day every day. Cause no 1 will fight you ever. Have fun playing pub matches cause thats the destiny that you are doomed for. Your corp digged their own grave enjoy. And dont be silly you think you can hunt corps down and force them to fight you? lol just quit or cancel the match and let them have fun in a empty lobby.

Good corps fight us. Bad corps have pages of tears and excuses.

Smart corps dont even fight you.

These larger alliances need to understand that if they want to keep their stuff they better play nice. You only own that district because we allow it to be. We could take it anytime we want, poop in your space elevator and raid your fridge for beers.

OP has been updated.

What you took it down that you where planning on using your scrub corp for it? What a shame. And since when are im my own corp? Ah americans stupidity at its best.

Woah woah woah Dark, I know you've got this big evil plan and all that to take down the Imperfects and I can respect that. I know you have to use insults in order to fight back but you might want to tone it down with the American insults. After all a lot of people from the U.S. actually support your cause and possibly many more will join you to achieve your goal but that's not gunna happen if you keep insulting those that support you, You're almost coming off as anti-american. Hell they might even join the Imperfects after reading some of your posts, now that wouldn't be good would it?

Just some advice

What you took it down that you where planning on using your scrub corp for it? What a shame. And since when are im my own corp? Ah americans stupidity at its best.

Woah woah woah Dark, I know you've got this big evil plan and all that to take down the Imperfects and I can respect that. I know you have to use insults in order to fight back but you might want to tone it down with the American insults. After all a lot of people from the U.S. actually support your cause and possibly many more will join you to achieve your goal but that's not gunna happen if you keep insulting those that support you, You're almost coming off as anti-american. Hell they might even join the Imperfects after reading some of your posts, now that wouldn't be good would it?

Just some advice

The dark cloud is an ignorant racist troll.

Americans doesnt count as a "race".

Yeah, because that's how it's gonna work. You take one of ours, we'll take 10 of yours simultaneously.

It's almost like they don't understand making pointless threads calling out corps is bad for business. Soon hiring you guys is going to be a liability when all the 'PvE' corps decide to constantly contest any land you guys take by winning battles. When you can't defend it all there will be no reason to hire you to take it in the first place. Even if they are not a direct threat to you on the battlefield they can still undermine your value as a Corporation through sheer size. Numbers were always as important as skill in EvE if not more important, just look at who holds sov and how much.

Remember how the Battle of Thermopylae ended?

You do understand we are the Spartans( 63 imperfects + 92 impswarm+ 145 other people who I deem worthy) versus all the scrubs!

I am saying you guys are the Spartans, 300 of you guys if that pleases you.

Great at winning battles, untested at winning wars.

Either way you guys seem to be setting up a Greco-Persian War all right. If history has shown us anything outnumbering yourself in combat 10 to 1 is never a good idea. I guess we will see how it plays out, keep calling out more Corps.

Well if we were a small corp that wanted to hold many planets that would be a problem. But we are not. We are going to take your planet and sell it to the highest bidder. Then we are going take all your stuff and shower in your tears. Its going to tear alliances apart and will change the way people look at null sec. Yeah the goons use numbers to win. We use skill to take planets. We will be a tool that alliances use when they have to take a planet. Or when you have a serious vendetta and you need someone destroyed. Our services won't come cheap though.

Church's > All other fried chicken

Well if we were a small corp that wanted to hold many planets that would be a problem. But we are not. We are going to take your planet and sell it to the highest bidder. Then we are going take all your stuff and shower in your tears. Its going to tear alliances apart and will change the way people look at null sec. Yeah the goons use numbers to win. We use skill to take planets. We will be a tool that alliances use when they have to take a planet. Or when you have a serious vendetta and you need someone destroyed. Our services won't come cheap though.

People hate us now. Just wait until we are bringing you the tears of your worst enemy in a fancy wine glass.

So...We're the saiyens? Vegeta would be pleased.

Well if we were a small corp that wanted to hold many planets that would be a problem. But we are not. We are going to take your planet and sell it to the highest bidder. Then we are going take all your stuff and shower in your tears. Its going to tear alliances apart and will change the way people look at null sec. Yeah the goons use numbers to win. We use skill to take planets. We will be a tool that alliances use when they have to take a planet. Or when you have a serious vendetta and you need someone destroyed. Our services won't come cheap though.

People hate us now. Just wait until we are bringing you the tears of your worst enemy in a fancy wine glass.

In the end the spartans got betrayed and died a horrible death. They could only stand against a overwhelming force by taking them out one by one on a small corridor. But as soon they lost the ground advantage they have beeing overrun. Not a smart choice to refer yourself to a army that lost.

Protip Dark Scrub -

You aren't the Spartans or the Persians.

You type in forums.

You do understand we are the Spartans( 63 imperfects + 92 impswarm+ 145 other people who I deem worthy) versus all the scrubs!

Your enemies will target the assets you were hired to take, and take them back after you move on to your next target. Great you got paid who cares. The people who hired you are going to care, and they will probably look for someone who can do the job with a lower profile next time so they can keep the asset after you take it.

If you think you are above politics because of your skill you are sadly mistaken. Even if you are the best in the universe you will only be able to hold land that you have the players to support, and taking over land that will be lost instantly will have no value to anyone. If you think a few hundred people, even the best people are going to decide wars I'm afraid you might be a bit delusional when we are talking about 1,000,000 characters created. There is a place for a small elite squads, but that place is not universal dominance.

Think about it for two seconds. Best in the universe=No matter what we take the planet you want. Do you understand how many doors that will open? After we take it, you can hire a much larger corp to guard it for you 24/7. That is not our problem. We did our job. That is the problem of the next corp you hire. Only the richest corps in new eden will even be able to afford us. We will be guarded by titans as we fight. We will rule new eden with an iron fist.

If you attack an alliance after we take a planet for them you are not attacking us anymore. You are attacking that alliance. Considering we will only be hired by the richest corps in new eden I wouldn't see that as a good idea. I don't think our skill makes us above politics. Our skill changes the politics altogether.

Well at least Imperfects aren't calling out the Russians. Shows they have SOME common sense.

Protip Dark Scrub -

You aren't the Spartans or the Persians.

You type in forums.

Wait a minute. Now that you mention it why no Vacuum Cleaner LLC on the list? Why no call out, why no bad jokes about how vacuum cleaners suck so do the... well, you get it, right? This thread is not living up to expectations...

Dust bunnies thinking they matter, so cute.

Think about it for two seconds. Best in the universe=No matter what we take the planet you want. Do you understand how many doors that will open? After we take it, you can hire a much larger corp to guard it for you 24/7. That is not our problem. We did our job. That is the problem of the next corp you hire. Only the richest corps in new eden will even be able to afford us. We will be guarded by titans as we fight. We will rule new eden with an iron fist.

If you attack an alliance after we take a planet for them you are not attacking us anymore. You are attacking that alliance. Considering we will only be hired by the richest corps in new eden I wouldn't see that as a good idea. I don't think our skill makes us above politics. Our skill changes the politics altogether.

Churches is good fast food "hood" chicken, but that good **** is Harold's chicken shack all you Chicago people kno what im talking about

Not a bad angle, I think you guys could probably pull it off. Assuming the "we will rule new eden with an iron fist" is meant as hyperbole of course. I have no doubt that you guys will do quite well for yourselves.

I understand that there is only so much we can do in new eden given our numbers. The role we play in new edens history will be an important one though. I honestly can't wait to show everyone that we aren't just a bunch of killers playing an fps. We have big plans.