DUST Search - IMPSwarm ~ Who are they?

Gary Vader wrote:

SoTa PoP wrote:

Gary Vader wrote:

Just a heads up for all of the people who keep asking if they are affiliated with Imperfects or the Goons.

The Official Stance:

IMPSwarm is a feeder corp for the Imperfects as well as a potential stand alone corp, unrelated to Goonswarm. Those that rise to the top can potentially make their way into the Imperfects ranks.

The Community's Stance:

IMPSwarm are B-Class Imperfects rejects with JUST low enough stats to not make it in, but JUST high enough stats for Zitro to say "We'll let you tag along.... but you have to stand at least 20 yards away from us".

They apparently also have so little self respect that they are willing to be seen by the community as B-class rejects of a better corp, who are still willing to show the world how much *ss they will kiss just to have a chance to get in.

Lastly, they start corp battles for Imperfects and all drop and replace their players with Imperfects if a halfway decent corp accepts the contract.

Momma would be SO proud! Lol

I hope that clears up any questions. Bear

This would of been more effective if it wasn't done on an alt. Good read though ^_^

I REEEALY wish I could do it on my main, but my CEO forbade me from trolling on my main.... Cry


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Gunner Nightingale Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 215	Posted - 2013.02.05 03:43:00 - [1] - Quote Gary Vader wrote: SoTa PoP wrote: Gary Vader wrote: Just a heads up for all of the people who keep asking if they are affiliated with Imperfects or the Goons. The Official Stance: IMPSwarm is a feeder corp for the Imperfects as well as a potential stand alone corp, unrelated to Goonswarm. Those that rise to the top can potentially make their way into the Imperfects ranks. The Community's Stance: IMPSwarm are B-Class Imperfects rejects with JUST low enough stats to not make it in, but JUST high enough stats for Zitro to say "We'll let you tag along.... but you have to stand at least 20 yards away from us". They apparently also have so little self respect that they are willing to be seen by the community as B-class rejects of a better corp, who are still willing to show the world how much *ss they will kiss just to have a chance to get in. Lastly, they start corp battles for Imperfects and all drop and replace their players with Imperfects if a halfway decent corp accepts the contract. Momma would be SO proud! I hope that clears up any questions. This would of been more effective if it wasn't done on an alt. Good read though ^_^ I REEEALY wish I could do it on my main, but my CEO forbade me from trolling on my main.... Awww your mommy tell you to behave?
Gunner Nightingale Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 215	Posted - 2013.02.05 04:24:00 - [2] - Quote The dark cloud wrote: and still you claim that you could compete with the big corps out there. Well you certainly have the spirit of a imperfect. And thats beeing really dumb. Why you in UPS, whats the matter not good enough to get into PFBHz or PHI, clearly you joined the feeder corp of the alliance. ROFL!!
Gunner Nightingale Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 215	Posted - 2013.02.05 05:07:00 - [3] - Quote I guess everyone's feeling the butthurt today, I know we rejected a crapton of applications im guessing some of you must be among them. As to what the IMPSwarm corp is, it is the sister corp of IMPS. As to why our numbers are so large, simple we are on the search for talent and hence we have a lax acceptance policy, however players are quickly weeded out, however we have been lax in that due to IRL stuff. That is really all you need to know about our dealings and our interpersonal connections, you want to know more implant a spy, i'll be happy to feret them out. I get it you clearly see a lot of good talent that would otherwise be useful for your ranks being sucked up by the IMP machine, best way to try to limit this is a Negative PR blitz. It's all good people still want to join everyday. As to players being still accepted into Imperfects yea that may occurs but rarely and they've pretty much gotten the talent they want. Of course there are some players they have had their eye on for reasons that will become clear, Soon TM. Imperfects is like Augusta there is no asking to get in, you are selected simple as that. Are there players in IMPSwarm that are Imperfect material and have had the opportunity to be there yes, why then IMPSwarm because they are on the inside and know what we know and what you fail to grasp. We will unfold our meta game on our terms not yours, sorry you have the patience ******* addled ADD patient that is not our issue. Lets play devil's advocate however and assume for a moment we really are B team, well id rather be the B team of the New England Patriots than the starting squad of KC Chiefs. Put it another play with and against the best only makes you better as champions are forged through fire not handholding. I get it everyone wants to hate us cause we are brash, arrogant and have the hubris to say we will be a force without having even played a single CB, well game recognizes game and like Al Pacino in the Recruit... Im a scary judge of talent. Till then feel free to STFU and wait your turn. Goat us, bait us all you like.....Crybabies in public spaces are strictly prohibited. As for future inquiries of official response is Soon TM. Thank you and good day Gunner Nightingale P.S. To set the record straight about our name, it is not to suggest an alliance with goonswarm but a parody on the name, i mean the fact people are so convinced otherwise just goes to show the level of paranoia and deepseeded distrust and hate of us, shame really if you actually knew us in game you might be able to understand we like humor and make fun of ourselves more than any of you ever could, it's why we find these threads so humorous, i think people actually believe that we somehow are butthurt by them, I personally revel in them, as i said i bathe in the tears and my Rep tool dispenses "golden showers" in return. When we up in da Barge, All Eyez on us, all eyez on usGÇªGÇª You are now now rockin with I M Perfects and IMPSwarm b itch!!
Gunner Nightingale Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 215	Posted - 2013.02.05 05:10:00 - [4] - Quote Kreayshawn Coruscanti wrote: Gunner Nightingale wrote: The dark cloud wrote: and still you claim that you could compete with the big corps out there. Well you certainly have the spirit of a imperfect. And thats beeing really dumb. Why you in UPS, whats the matter not good enough to get into PFBHz or PHI, clearly you joined the feeder corp of the alliance. ROFL!! I take offense to this statement It was meant to be sarcastic to illustrate the irony of the hate toward what we are trying to build as opposed what ROFL has/is building, not meant to be an insult to ROFL corps. just making a point.