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0 Try Harder
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.02.02 23:46:00 -
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Please nerf the new AV, and buff my HAV.
With my large mounted rail, all my foes should turn tail.
Then up sprang a Heavy, head glitching evilly.
As I fled like a snail, my tank he did impale.
Please nerf the new AV, and buff my HAV.
New AV plasma scout, tanks feel like they have gout,
I beg you CCP, will you listen to me?
Bring our proto tanks out; ignore AV-ers' pout. |
Mr Zitro
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2013.02.03 00:18:00 -
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0 Try Harder wrote:Please nerf the new AV, and buff my HAV.
With my large mounted rail, all my foes should turn tail.
I saw a forge Heavy, head glitching evilly.
As I fled like a snail, my tank he did impale.
Please nerf the new AV, and buff my HAV.
Tanks like old men with gout, but now new plasma scout?
I beg you CCP, can you listen to me?
Bring our proto tanks out; ignore AV-ers' pout.
Meh
Roses are red violets are blue av is glitched, now fix it will you! |
Patoman Radiant
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
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Posted - 2013.02.03 00:33:00 -
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my experience that railguns suck due to horrible traverse, and aiming a triangle is a *****
But.. if you are facing a heavy a direct hit should alpha them.
I have gone several games where I brought in a millita tank, played defensively around my team, and get it back each time. |
Y0UR NAME HERE
Imperfects
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Posted - 2013.02.03 00:35:00 -
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Mr Zitro wrote:0 Try Harder wrote:Please nerf the new AV, and buff my HAV.
With my large mounted rail, all my foes should turn tail.
I saw a forge Heavy, head glitching evilly.
As I fled like a snail, my tank he did impale.
Please nerf the new AV, and buff my HAV.
Tanks like old men with gout, but now new plasma scout?
I beg you CCP, can you listen to me?
Bring our proto tanks out; ignore AV-ers' pout. Meh Roses are red violets are blue av is glitched, now fix it will you!
CCP loves to see, Av grenades torment the hell out of me,
CCP do this deed, or I may have to just smoke my weed.
D.A.R.E To keep kids off drugs, jeesh ccp  |
Y0UR NAME HERE
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Posted - 2013.02.03 00:36:00 -
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Patoman Radiant wrote:my experience that railguns suck due to horrible traverse, and aiming a triangle is a *****
But.. if you are facing a heavy a direct hit should alpha them.
I have gone several games where I brought in a millita tank, played defensively around my team, and get it back each time.
You didn't rhyme! It was hard for me to do.
GTFO |
0 Try Harder
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz
RISE of LEGION
116
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Posted - 2013.02.03 00:44:00 -
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Y0UR NAME HERE wrote:Patoman Radiant wrote:my experience that railguns suck due to horrible traverse, and aiming a triangle is a *****
But.. if you are facing a heavy a direct hit should alpha them.
I have gone several games where I brought in a millita tank, played defensively around my team, and get it back each time. You didn't rhyme! It was hard for me to do.
lol, yes, it's very hard. It took me a bit to do. I didn't expect 12 syllable lines with an internal rhyme every 6 to be so hard @.@
I have to figure out if the rhyme structure is called something lol. I guess it would have been more impressive if I used a rhyme structure like iambic pentameter, but I'm not taking an English class this semester ._.
went:
AA BB AA BB AA CC AA CC |
Y0UR NAME HERE
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Posted - 2013.02.03 00:56:00 -
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0 Try Harder wrote:Y0UR NAME HERE wrote:Patoman Radiant wrote:my experience that railguns suck due to horrible traverse, and aiming a triangle is a *****
But.. if you are facing a heavy a direct hit should alpha them.
I have gone several games where I brought in a millita tank, played defensively around my team, and get it back each time. You didn't rhyme! It was hard for me to do. lol, yes, it's very hard. It took me a bit to do. I didn't expect 12 syllable lines with an internal rhyme every 6 to be so hard @.@ I have to figure out if the rhyme structure is called something lol. I guess it would have been more impressive if I used a rhyme structure like iambic pentameter, but I'm not taking an English class this semester ._. went: AA BB AA BB AA CC AA CC
We could just finish this in a haiku form |
Y0UR NAME HERE
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Posted - 2013.02.03 01:12:00 -
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English haiku,
As the sounds of Av blows through my HAV,
The quick lights of swarms follow me through the dark.
I run so far in the night,
Only to see an orbital strike lighten the ground below.
I suck at English haiku hehe.
Lets do better |
Jackof All-Trades
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.02.03 02:36:00 -
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All my friends from high and low, I just want to say what a good show.
For never in my lives have I seen, such numerous mercenaries lack such demean.
Seriously guys, I'm really proud. I want this thread to gain its rightful crowd.
So despite the lack of eloquence that it will give me, and rolled eyes and laughs and all else unseen,
I bump this thread, and invite those to join me.
But seriously guys, as much as this rocked,
Shouldn't this thread be on the locker room, I don't want this locked.
P.S. Buff that HAV, I want to make more newberries scream.
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0 Try Harder
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz
RISE of LEGION
116
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Posted - 2013.02.03 02:43:00 -
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Jackof All-Trades wrote:But seriously guys, as much as this rocked,
Shouldn't this thread be on the locker room, I don't want this locked.
I don't know what you mean,
If this thread is sent to the latrine,
That would be unforeseen.
It would ruin my dream
because I want to
Jackof All-Trades wrote:Buff that HAV, I want to make more newberries scream. |
Lightly Salted
Lone Hire
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Posted - 2013.02.03 02:55:00 -
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Y0UR NAME HERE wrote:
We could just finish this in a haiku form
Heavy thunder rolls.
CCP cares not for it,
AV buffed 'til spring.
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Jackof All-Trades
Bojo's School of the Trades
79
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Posted - 2013.02.03 03:10:00 -
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Fair enough, but be careful - New Eden's rough.
How glorious it would be if everyone spoke in poems like we.
Now I gotta pee. (haha, see?)
Oh Lord what's wrong with me. |
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