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Rambo Balboa
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Posted - 2013.01.26 08:38:00 -
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This is insane. This crap should have been fixed by now. I play this game literally less than an hour a month, yet every time I do, I spend about 1 hour to just download a new patch, then finally when I play, I have difficulty actually joining the match - once I finally manage to get into one I freeze soon after.
I get that it's a beta, for fucks sake, I get it. But seriously, this is a basic, fundamental glitch to eliminate at the very first few steps of putting a game together and yet IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME I PLAY THIS GAME.
EVERY MONTH. EVERY PATCH. MONTH AFTER MONTH. PATCH AFTER PATCH.
If I played for like 6 hours or more, I can see failing to join a match or my game crashing, but (and I am ---NOT--- exaggerating) I crash within the first 15 minutes of playing, every time. And every time I say to myself "Screw it, I'm not going to destroy my PS3 with all these crashes", then I go play Battlefield 3 for another month. I have said this SO MANY ****ING TIMES - seriously when are they going to fix these crashes? |
Rambo Balboa
Doomheim
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Posted - 2013.01.26 08:52:00 -
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Don Von Hulio wrote:Does the word "Beta" not mean anything to you?
God your dumb.
Learn to comprehend. |
Rambo Balboa
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Posted - 2013.01.26 09:07:00 -
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To everyone else, my connection is pretty ****. I rarely get dropped from other online games. The only game that actually ever crashes is Skyrim or New Vegas.
The only time this game crashes is when I'm in battle, but surely enough, it crashes within 15 minutes of playing a new patch, EVERY. TIME.
I actually left my character in his quarters as I took an immense diarrhea (really bad stomach virus this week), and came back 30 minutes later and game was still going. I join a match (after trying over 6 times) and get 2 kills, 2 deaths then boom - game crash.
I promise it's this game. A beta that has been out this long should have had crashing issues like this fixed by now. Maybe I'm the only one - or maybe I'm the only one who bothered coming to the forums and gave enough of a **** to say something about it instead of just going off to play some other game (like I've been doing for the past 1/4 of a year). |
Rambo Balboa
Doomheim
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Posted - 2013.01.26 09:15:00 -
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Garrett Blacknova wrote:Rambo Balboa wrote:Don Von Hulio wrote:Does the word "Beta" not mean anything to you? God your dumb. Learn to comprehend. And if you're going to use big words like "comprehend" to make yourself sound smart, you should probably get the basics right. That should be "you're" as in "you are" not "your" as in "belonging to you".
Say that to my face. |
Rambo Balboa
Doomheim
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Posted - 2013.01.26 09:16:00 -
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King Kobrah wrote:DISCONNECTIONS?
PATCHES??????????
UPDATES?????????!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF IT'S LIKE I'M PLAYING A BETA OR SOMETHING
I bet you sleep in a bed by yourself. |
Rambo Balboa
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Posted - 2013.01.26 09:19:00 -
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3 bird wrote:Hey rambo, thanks for the reply.
I don't know how intensively the current version of dust pushes the ps3 hardware but if Vegas and Skyrim crash for you it might be with your console as iv not had a problem with these games ether. But if its not your hardware (you would know your hardware better than anyone else so ill take your word for it :P ) it might be worth getting in touch with ccp directly. I doubt they will be able to do anything about it directly but if you make the issue known to them they can at least investigate the issue.
Starting with a forum post is great but reading through the posts it seems nobody else is having this issue so next course of action should be a bug report to ccp.
Sorry I couldn't help any further.
You're one cool bro, you know that?
Same thing with everyone else that posted constructive stuff.
Constructive as in not saying 'it's a beta' after I clearly stated in the first few lines I know it's a beta but it should be fixed by now. |
Rambo Balboa
Doomheim
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Posted - 2013.01.26 09:49:00 -
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King Kobrah wrote:
I bet you sleep in a bed by yourself.
And I'm sure when you're not busy whining and complaining about a game that's not going to be released for upwards of 6 months, you're dropping panties left and right.[/quote]
You are a smart man to assume such, but nope, I'm happily married.
Garrett Blacknova wrote:I live in Auckland, New Zealand. Come visit, let me know where and when to meet you. I'll be happy to tell you that your English sucks in person. Note my correct use of the word "your" in the previous sentence. Thanks for ignoring my on-topic comment while you were at it, by the way.
I'm on priceline right now getting an amazing deal on tickets to come knee you in the face... You kicked the wrong dog this time, kid.
Garrett Blacknova wrote:Rambo Balboa wrote:Constructive as in not saying 'it's a beta' after I clearly stated in the first few lines I know it's a beta but it should be fixed by now. How about constructive as in explaining why "it's a beta" is actually a valid and relevant counter to your complaint? Because that seems like a sensible and relevant response to me.
Nah, son. Nah.
Let me school ya somethin'. Here's a PERFECT analogy that will help you see how asanine stating it's a beta is in order to excuse it of any wrong doings.
Imagine you have an 8 year old child. Your child hits you in the face repeatedly. YOU would say it's okay bcause he isn't an adult yet.
NO. IT IS NOT OKAY. Your child should have learned as a baby not to hit in the face, (the exact same way you can teach a dog as a puppy not to bite hard at all while it's a puppy - for all my dog owners out there).
Yes IT'S A BETA, but crashing problems should be fixed certainly within 6 months, CERTAINLY BEFORE BECOMING AN OPEN BETA. Your "it's a beta" argument is stale and invalid. I've been in over 10 betas, some FPS, some not, and I can tell you by the time it becomes an open beta, it's usually nearly finished. By that point they usually just focus on balance issues and MINOR glitches, which after looking at the last patch notes it had a **** load of balance fixes.
Read the writing on the wall. Anyone who chalks any beta issue up to "it's a beta" has clearly not been in very many betas. There were a lot of issues in MAG's beta that never got fixed and everyone just kept saying "it's a beta herp derp derp derp!" and look where it is now: It doesn't get enough players to even launch it's signature game mode. |
Rambo Balboa
Doomheim
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Posted - 2013.01.26 09:57:00 -
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SoTa PoP Clone wrote:So you're not only dumb you're a psychopath. Good to know >_>
You're incredibly boring, you know that?
SoTa PoP Clone wrote:Take your analogy and use a 4 y/o. Would you still freak out and say he should know better?
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YES YOU ****ING IDIOT.
You can easily teach any child this as a baby, shortly after it has entered this world.
You suck at life, bro. Seriously. |
Rambo Balboa
Doomheim
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Posted - 2013.01.26 10:17:00 -
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Three Double-A Batteries wrote:Don't put up with the abuse Rambo.
It's clear you're being trolled horribly.
"It's a beta!" is going to start sounding pretty darn shrill after the millionth time - given this game won't go gold but will just slide into release.
Can't use the beta meme for everything.
Hm. Interesting. What's sad is all these people genuinely believe all these problems are going to be fixed, and this will be a 100% flawless game, because that's what happens right? Every game that gets released is perfect, because it isn't a beta anymore, remember?
Like the way Skyrim DLC has been released on time and works flawlessly - oh wait it hasn't even been released because they can't make it work.
SoTa PoP Clone wrote: But I really don't care. If you continue to post I will continue to reply calling you stupid until you stop.
You wouldn't dare! |
Rambo Balboa
Doomheim
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Posted - 2013.01.26 10:35:00 -
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SoTa PoP Clone wrote:
But more then that - feel ashamed you post like a douche with brain cancer. General Discussion doesn't mean "Place where people place there tears." We generally discuss the game here to help it grow - not listen to little girls like you QQ.
Wow, that's a REALLY man thing to say about cancer patients. Yeah, I'M the douche. At least I don't utilize people with life threatening diseases against pointless people on the internet simply to make my e-peener grow. |
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Rambo Balboa
Doomheim
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Posted - 2013.01.26 10:45:00 -
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SoTa PoP Clone wrote:Rambo Balboa wrote:SoTa PoP Clone wrote:
But more then that - feel ashamed you post like a douche with brain cancer. General Discussion doesn't mean "Place where people place there tears." We generally discuss the game here to help it grow - not listen to little girls like you QQ.
Wow, that's a REALLY man thing to say about cancer patients. Yeah, I'M the douche. At least I don't utilize people with life threatening diseases against pointless people on the internet simply to make my e-peener grow. If those people were here playing DUST and saw you post they'd be more then happy to take one for the team to call you an idiot.
Look how happy you are, lol.
This really means a lot to you. |
Rambo Balboa
Doomheim
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Posted - 2013.01.26 11:12:00 -
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SoTa PoP wrote:Garrett Blacknova wrote:SoTa PoP Clone wrote:I happen to know some who found my comment funny. Sorry if anyone else finds it offensive. But it does do things to you that makes you less then normal. They don't deny it and neither should this guy. I suspect you may have missed my point. I was saying they should be offended at their intelligence being insulted by the comparison with OP. I look forward to hearing from him when (if) he shows up. Could be entertaining. ha I did actually at first. But when I discovered my mistake i realize my post still just points at OP just bein' an idiot and should just accept it. So I left it.
No, you didn't notice it.
You left it because someone already pointed it out.
How's your family? |
Rambo Balboa
Doomheim
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Posted - 2013.01.26 11:48:00 -
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SoTa PoP wrote:
I am not clever so the only insults I can think of are to keep calling you dumb.
It's cool, man. That's kind of how it is when your a teenager. You'll grow up eventually. Learn some good cracks and stuff. Don't sweat it, my little tator-tot. |
Rambo Balboa
Doomheim
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Posted - 2013.01.26 11:54:00 -
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SoTa PoP wrote:Rambo Balboa wrote:SoTa PoP wrote:
I am not clever so the only insults I can think of are to keep calling you dumb.
It's cool, man. That's kind of how it is when your a teenager. You'll grow up eventually. Learn some good cracks and stuff. Don't sweat it, my little tator-tot. Oh lookie guys - he didn't cuss or use caps. Glad to see you finally starting to notice you look incredibly dumb and are fixing yourself.
Yep, yep.
Threads not really fun anymore. People are having legit discussions. It was fun getting you riled up but you just keep saying the same thing. You're ******* boring dude. Like, big time super boring. I'd hate to hear you tell a story. I was hoping that you would notice how I still said "your" in my last post and that would lead to something, but you didn't. |
Rambo Balboa
Doomheim
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Posted - 2013.01.26 11:59:00 -
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SoTa PoP wrote:Rambo Balboa wrote:SoTa PoP wrote:Rambo Balboa wrote:SoTa PoP wrote:
I am not clever so the only insults I can think of are to keep calling you dumb.
It's cool, man. That's kind of how it is when your a teenager. You'll grow up eventually. Learn some good cracks and stuff. Don't sweat it, my little tator-tot. Oh lookie guys - he didn't cuss or use caps. Glad to see you finally starting to notice you look incredibly dumb and are fixing yourself. Yep, yep. Hey - now there we go. That's how you should of been posting from the beginning. Nice and amicable. No need for such rude and unbecoming behavior from someone who 'claims' to be a father. Big emphasis on claims.
You don't have much in life, do you?
Also, I edited my last post. GO CRAZY! LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT! |
Rambo Balboa
Doomheim
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Posted - 2013.01.26 12:04:00 -
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Scurvy Granger wrote:Rambo Balboa wrote: I'm on priceline right now getting an amazing deal on tickets to come knee you in the face... You kicked the wrong dog this time, kid.
Speaking of acting like a teen...you're doing one of the following 1) talking all big like you're gonna do something when you know nothing about the person you're going to see 2) wasting family money to go out and "knee someone in the face" Rambo Balboa wrote:Constructive as in not saying 'it's a beta' after I clearly stated in the first few lines I know it's a beta but it should be fixed by now. Acting like your "OPINION" of constructive is the only relevant "OPINION" That seems pretty childish to me Rambo Balboa wrote: Nah, son. Nah.
Let me school ya somethin'. Here's a PERFECT analogy that will help you see how asanine stating it's a beta is in order to excuse it of any wrong doings.
Bucking up and talking all "gansta" Well if that isn't childish I don't know what is... You like to trash talk when you don't get your way, YOU are pretty damn childish SON
LOL, oh my god dude... I don't think anyone's ever really taken me seriously after I slather it on that thick. I bet you'll bit this one too SON! You can't handle my skills!
You know why you like saying beta so much? Cause THAT'S WHAT YOU ARRRRREE!!!!
See, I'm all about that alpha status. Seriously, I'm so alpha I'm bout to give the power rangers some intel!
(u aren't)
You're more like the nerdy blue ranger. |
Rambo Balboa
Doomheim
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Posted - 2013.01.26 12:05:00 -
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4447 wrote:
Do your mummy wipe your ass?
u r 1 cheeky **** m8.
I swear I'm gonna wreck u
I swear on my mums life. |
Rambo Balboa
Doomheim
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Posted - 2013.01.26 12:59:00 -
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Scurvy Granger wrote: Wow...the only thing I can't handle is your stupidity.
"You know why you like saying beta so much?" Never said beta in my last post
Why don't you take your education back to beta obviously you have a lot of work to do
All about alpha status...what are you alpha of the QQ society, your tears have been thick since you can't seem to get your way.
Claiming to be a father, acting like an idiot...I feel sorry for your child but I guess they will just contribute to your country's national debt the same as you.
Lol, welcome to the internet, dummy. Your jimmies are so rustled. I'm messing with you. You get that right? All the words you typed to respond to me saying "Alpha". It was all bullshit.
How does that make you feel? |
Rambo Balboa
Doomheim
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Posted - 2013.01.26 13:09:00 -
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SoTa PoP Clone wrote:*Passes the mantle of owning OP to Scurvy* You're doin' better then me - so here - take my mantle. I made it out of his tears.
I'm really glad none of you are on TV, because none of you are funny, witty or interesting. I even try to give you material to work with then you just follow the same predictable pattern you keep following, or (for the weirdest almost depressing reason) you take what I said seriously.
I bet you all say internet memes in real life.
I made this topic to get info, which I got, but in all honesty - I can't make this any clearer - I'm just trolling right now. I got like 5 idiots, but no material from any of them. This is my last response to this thread. I'll read the posts but probably won't respond. I doubt anything will be said worth responding to.
I'm gonna go wake my kids up then beat them. |
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