Stumbling around pressing buttons, signed up for a corp fight against Kill-Em-Quick


8 vs 1, well this is akward. Apologized for wasting their time, and did the only sensible thing to do
ask for an honorable 1 v 1 for the lols

After smashing 'captain' in the face 6 times while only dying to him once (using a full militia gear loadout, lols) and controlling all 3 capture points, his buddy's started to log in and cap all the points to ensure a victory.

"lesson learned bro" Captainmorgan, plz. I've been getting jammed out by falcons before you even heard of dust.

Stumbling around pressing buttons, signed up for a corp fight against Kill-Em-Quick


8 vs 1, well this is akward. Apologized for wasting their time, and did the only sensible thing to do
ask for an honorable 1 v 1 for the lols

After smashing 'captain' in the face 6 times while only dying to him once (using a full militia gear loadout, lols) and controlling all 3 capture points, his buddy's started to log in and cap all the points to ensure a victory.

"lesson learned bro" Captainmorgan, plz. I've been getting jammed out by falcons before you even heard of dust.

Imagine if you had 7 more players on your side.

I say learn your lessons from that game and move on. As per your claim you have better gun game than one of them. Get 7 more people and challenge them next time.

I didn't agree to those terms.

I don't know how to type

You were in the convo, and did not object.



The mistake was caused by terrible UI controls with a keyboard, I suppose that means I too didn't know how to use a keyboard, too.

Either way, you guys enjoy your massive 100k reward from that match. I know those suits you run aren't cheap, please use it to reimburse captain for his valiant effort in fighting off the solo pubbie horde.

tbh man, I don't know what's funnier. People putting up 100k contracts, or the fact the whole team ganged up on you for that amount of ISK.

LOOOOL... this thread made my day!

Stumbling around pressing buttons, signed up for a corp fight against Kill-Em-Quick


8 vs 1, well this is akward. Apologized for wasting their time, and did the only sensible thing to do
ask for an honorable 1 v 1 for the lols

After smashing 'captain' in the face 6 times while only dying to him once (using a full militia gear loadout, lols) and controlling all 3 capture points, his buddy's started to log in and cap all the points to ensure a victory.

"lesson learned bro" Captainmorgan, plz. I've been getting jammed out by falcons before you even heard of dust.

Imagine if you had 7 more players on your side.

I say learn your lessons from that game and move on. As per your claim you have better gun game than one of them. Get 7 more people and challenge them next time.

Imagine our surprise when 8 of us true Dust Mercs show up to Corp Battle and we see one poor lost uber leet Spaceboat pilot asking us when the other pubs are going to show up to help him out.

Ahhh poor little lost space kitten.

Terms were set when he signed up for an 8v8 Corp Battle.

Go back to space you Kitten Spaceboat pilot and gather some of your other kitten Spaceboat pals or hire some of the Kitten Spaceboat loving Mercs that backed you up in this thread before you accept another 8V8 Corp Battle.

As for you Mercs backing this poor lost space kitten, wow!

ISK, we have put up several 1,000,000 + ISK battles no one seems to want to risk that much.

Oh yeah and as far as the Militia only gear that he ran, hey derp derp we all just got reset we all are running Militia only suits.

Imagine how mad they are going to be when i can send myself isk, It will be fun interdicting their corp battles.


Let the meta game begin.


Also, a gift for you guys, you're going to need to stock up.

Hey Space Kitten do yourself a favor look up Rise Of Legion.

I did before the match even started, and what i saw was hilarious.

Honestly bro, my spacekitten wallet is larger than most nullsec alliances. Won't need it, wouldn't waste it on you either, all it takes is 100k to put your alliance in damage control mode

I did before the match even started, and what i saw was hilarious.

Honestly bro, my spacekitten wallet is larger than most nullsec alliances. Won't need it, wouldn't waste it on you either, all it takes is 100k to put your alliance in damage control mode

That's funny I see our link but must have missed where you posted yours, hum?

Can you please show me what good stats would be like?

Useful intel tool and e-peen swagger, otherwise Killboards/stats mean nothing, to be honest.

Sentient you have mail, log on and i'll send you a convo request as well

Great. I will look at it when I get back home. It will probably be around 6 pm EST.

Can you please show me what good stats would be like?

L O L
best thread everrrr

if I was actually in that chat

Could use more good fights.

I'll 1v1 you with honor OP

That wouldn't be fair to him tho

I'll 1v1 you with honor OP

There's a standing precedent to honor 1v1s and ransoms in most alliances.
There is no honor in New Eden.



You both should feel bad.

Man, if I had three of the OP for every time someone brought us a corp battle without a full team this game would be even more hilarious and entertaining than it already is.

Not that it would have made a difference if I was actually in that chat, but Dust internal errores me as soon as I tried to join. I had too reboot my whole PS3.

Still waiting for the terrible vengeance though. Could use more good fights.

Good fights? Saw your boy ChumpStubby in game last night. 0 deaths 0 kills 0 WPs. Guess someone was sitting his dumbass at the back AFK farming SP.

Clap! Clap! Clap!

So let me get this straight... post links pointing and laughing at ROFL having 73% isk efficiency vs. his 53% isk efficiency in PVP.

Again who are the dumbasses?

Yaaawwnnn, I am so bored with your trihardism.

LOL you pay to win!

Peace Bro!

Welp, if ya woulda just come by here afore ya started just pushin buttuns. Ya mighta seen the post right under yurs that talks about settin up better corp battles.

lol... good luck to him getting a rematch then.

This is DUST...hire 7 mercs, but don't expect a rematch.

No, thank you. Appreciate the offer, but this callout is for kill-em-quick.

However, I will offer a rematch to Leither Yiltron or CaptainMorgan PLZ
Wager is 1 PLEX.
Use trusted 3rd party (Chribba, etc)
1 v 1 skirmish
only spectator is 3rd party, sitting inside mcc/spawn screen.
no vehicles
loser pays 3rd party fee's
other people joining the match forfeits the prize

we dont shirk from any challenge sir idk what you mean by good luck

Nah u guys don't shirk, I would call it dodging tbh.

Are you, perchance, the Hawkeye from MAG?

Pretty sure this clan has atleast 5+ years exp playing together and the whole team comes from MAG. cmon numbz... dont u know anything about ur own team.

Nah u guys don't shirk, I would call it dodging tbh.

yeah we definitley were trying to "dodge" you guys in that last match i promised mav a match and he got one plus a rematch on sunday

i dont know whats with all this talk of keq shirking from matches but im here to put an end to it if you want to fight us then speak up and we will face you cause even if we know were going to lose we wont make it easy for you.

yeah we definitely were trying to "dodge" you guys in that last match i promised mav a match and he got one plus a rematch on Sunday

i don't know whats with all this talk of keq shirking from matches but im here to put an end to it if you want to fight us then speak up and we will face you cause even if we know were going to lose we wont make it easy for you.