Really, crying...grow a pair, adapt and overcome....kids these days....

Durka Durka!

Literally every thread complaining about Imperfects is started by someone rejected from Imperfects. FFFFFFFFFFFF

Literally every thread complaining about Imperfects is started by someone rejected from Imperfects. FFFFFFFFFFFF

Uncanny trend: OP cannot hop off the Imperfects

I wouldn't be so angry if it weren't literally a planned and collaborative attempt to enforce their vocal opinions in such a demanding way. A thread for every member in the wrong forum thread - and by starting this one, mine is more than likely going to be the one to get locked because I called foul.

Honestly, is it THAT necessary to be so whiny in a public format..? One forum thread in the correct forum.

Uncanny trend: OP cannot hop off the Imperfects

I like how maturely you all conduct yourselves. Really. I dig it.

We are all one big happy family, except Aeon. He is the uncle you never leave your clones alone with if you catch my drift

Well as I see it. We could use another 187 or so threads about fixing these idiotic nades. So I would rather say; thank you imprefect ones for bringning this very important topic out in the light, again and again. Keep it up!

Sorry that imperfects are popular, maybe SI will get some of our sloppy seconds :)

Yes as we're only playing against utterly useless scrubs in the EU timezone and you're in the big boys leagueof NA, we really don't need any better do we?

Never applied.

Actually its more like the imperfects are on the forums alot......looking for some yummy trolling so that we can fill up our cups with tears.


Its quite funny when the imperfects say something that is perfectly reasonable and almost everyone jumps on their back telling them they are wrong.

EX.

Imperfects: 2 + 2 = 4

Dark: NOOOO NUHUH its not that is impossible. You all are just a bunch of losers.


This is usually the quality of the responses we get when we post on a real topic and not trying to troll....however when we see this response how can we possibly NOT troll it........it always leads to full cups of tears for all imperfects to enjoy.

Imperfects said it, so it must be untrue....

Aeon, why dont you put up a corp contract against us???

Literally every thread that has a complaint about the grenades has originated from an Imperfects member.

Please consolidate your threads into one single complaint thread so that we can all agree that it's just a collaborative mission that you guys have instead of spamming the forums with irony.

Edit: Also, put it in the right forum ffs.

the amount of trololol in this thread..its..its too much..my sides they ache from the lulz. the simple truth is that no corps challenge the imps because they know that there isn't a bluedots chance of helping that they can win so they prefer to si in their little 100k isk matches against other no name corps and upon the integration into null sec will start taking their timid first steps into low sec and fac war because they think that all the REAL corps will be in null kicking arse and taking doughnuts all across NE. that way they wont have to face a real challenge and therefore be safe in their bubble of denial.

imps ill see you all in null whether it be with or against you as we make the galaxy burn

-Shrug- Disdain is easier to master than assisting in the self-aggrandizing.

Why have I not put up a corp battle? Generally, I don't have followers as I don't actively recruit. The corporation was set up as a tester to explore the interface and provide feedback on it, not as an e-peen extension. It would be hard to commit to a full corp battle when I'm alone in my own endeavors.

Were it a worthwhile engagement I'd just hire some other corporation to fight for me - because I can. Because I have the funds to do so. Because I have the connections to do so.

But please, continue adding to your own argument - you're trolling an observation and it's amusing to me.

Simply put, this game at its core is about conflicts, confrontation, and combat. Testing is something that happens while doing all that. You can't hide from it or run from it. Once you step in to the light as you have you best back it up on the battlefield.

We are mercs and thats just how we roll ****

-Shrug- Disdain is easier to master than assisting in the self-aggrandizing.

Why have I not put up a corp battle? Generally, I don't have followers as I don't actively recruit. The corporation was set up as a tester to explore the interface and provide feedback on it, not as an e-peen extension. It would be hard to commit to a full corp battle when I'm alone in my own endeavors.

Were it a worthwhile engagement I'd just hire some other corporation to fight for me - because I can. Because I have the funds to do so. Because I have the connections to do so.

But please, continue adding to your own argument - you're trolling an observation and it's amusing to me.

"Followers"? oh aye because you will sit there criticizing their leadership and how they "control" their members but you deign whoever it is that is employed by you as "followers" good luck with that. meanwhile ill be with my comrades kicking arse and taking doughnuts.

and take this into account the loyalty you will be BUYING only goes so far when your walls come crashing down around you and all your so called allies are long gone fighting in other systems what will you do? where will you go? who will accept you because you will have been added to the list.

Lol when did I ever say that anyone was controlling anyone? I noted that all of their members think the same thing but don't have enough organization to put it into one consolidated thread.

Edit: Further more, what walls are you speaking of? What systems are you talking about? You presume that I am some mogul that owns space - that actually cares about petty conflict anymore? Every capsuleer eventually asks, "What the hell is going on out here? Where's the conflict drivers?"

if they are so horribly unorganized then it shouldn't be a challenge for you to defeat them in battle then should it?

and i never said anything about physical walls i was referring to the walls of your sanctity those places where you think you will never be able to be touched. sure you could tay in stations or hangout in highsec where im sure you will be but what happens if you go to low and the system your in comes under attack? you wont be able to leave through the gates without getting slagged. so what now? jump clones? sure but all your stuff that was on you is stuck there now and who knows when you will get back to it? you see your safe haven has now become a prison and you its sole inmate.

so you sit on the shoulders of others and call yourself tall because nobody is untouchable in dust or eve and the larger target you paint on your back the further you dig your grave.

you're the one who made this thread it isnt my fault that you handed out the invitations to this soiree

Im just so happy its you guys and not STB anymore :) Makes my job a lot easier.

Keep up the good work IMP's. Some one has to play the bad guy in New Eden, you may as well live up to the reputation and bask in the glory.

On a serious note, all the Trolling of IMP's, STB etc. is players/corps being jealous. Funny the most basic of human responses is the cause of so much strife in the forums.

Can't we all just get along..

Remember When everyone used to hate on STB. Circle of life

Actually its more like the imperfects are on the forums alot = true
looking for some yummy trolling so that we can fill up our cups with tears = true
when the imperfects say something that is perfectly reasonable = rare
almost everyone jumps on their back telling them they are wrong = true
however when we see this response how can we possibly NOT troll it = it is not difficult to be more mature than internet forum posters
it always leads to full cups of tears for all imperfects to enjoy = true

In closing, I would like to say that when you are viewed at the top, viewed to be the best that it generates a lot of resentment from all those below you. However, it is how you handle being at the top that defines you. I wouldn't expect the Zitro's to try and micro-manage the opinions of their corp members, i believe in free speech as well, but when you have the leaders of the corps who do not have a voice of reason and a friendly attitude and further the trolling and encouragement of bad forum discussion, well that is not helpful.

I like a lot of the imperfects but a few rotten eggs can spoil the batch.



because if people don't like you, why would they want to do a corp match with you? You get more with honey than you do with vinegar.

Your mother lied to you http://xkcd.com/357/

I just wanted to say. My SHIELDS ARE OVER 9000!

Well, in the past, certain imperfects have made a lot of false OP claims (always mindlessly backed up by their corpmates for some reason).
However, grenades are pretty messed up right now.

Such as? I can't think of anything objectively false.

We don't accept applications.


To your main point. We don't talk to each other about what we are going to post. Unless it involves alot of statistics and math (see Noc and Tiel).

We each have our own opinion, some are just louder than others. If some threads are about the same topic, it's probably because they were killed with it and rage posted

if he's talking about Almighty, I don't think anybody has taken anything Almighty has said as being serious since June.

i haven't read anything in this post but i have something to say. i will continue to post my feelings for this game because some of the issues have got to go. sure we have discussed these issues before.....but why havn't we heard anything from CCP? its getting worked on some of you say. open beta is next week, what if they dont pay much attention to these issues before many people come to try the game out? we need answers and until we get them i will continue to fight for answers. unlike many of you, i want this game to succeed and im not going to sit on my butt patiently waiting for CCP to stop being lazy on giving us notes. open beta is a critical time.....believe that

HEY NOVA read my post lol. im intrested in knowing how you guys recruit besides impswarm lol.

Actually its more like the imperfects are on the forums alot = true
looking for some yummy trolling so that we can fill up our cups with tears = true
when the imperfects say something that is perfectly reasonable = rare
almost everyone jumps on their back telling them they are wrong = true
however when we see this response how can we possibly NOT troll it = it is not difficult to be more mature than internet forum posters
it always leads to full cups of tears for all imperfects to enjoy = true

In closing, I would like to say that when you are viewed at the top, viewed to be the best that it generates a lot of resentment from all those below you. However, it is how you handle being at the top that defines you. I wouldn't expect the Zitro's to try and micro-manage the opinions of their corp members, i believe in free speech as well, but when you have the leaders of the corps who do not have a voice of reason and a friendly attitude and further the trolling and encouragement of bad forum discussion, well that is not helpful.

I like a lot of the imperfects but a few rotten eggs can spoil the batch.

Its funny because EVE is the same way Goon was hated for being on top, but because of the way they behaved, even in their decline they are still the most hated. The other unmentioned side effect of this kind of behavior is how it divides the community over time.

It benefits nobody in the long run to be an ass on the forums, especially when you are high profile in the game. Im not saying bend over and take it from trolls and idiots, or that you shouldn't troll people at all, rather when a serious discussion is going, even if you think its stupid, respond in kind.

That will garner you a lot of good faith and a lot more power and say.

Took the words right out of my head. Wanted to mention the Goonswarm similarities before but I actually know some Goonswarm guys who are really cool, lol.

HEYY shush i think its a secret lol

We are IMPS not Goons. Note the spelling of the two. The difference between the 2 entities are vast. We only have the S in common

Its funny because EVE is the same way Goon was hated for being on top, but because of the way they behaved, even in their decline they are still the most hated. The other unmentioned side effect of this kind of behavior is how it divides the community over time.

It benefits nobody in the long run to be an ass on the forums, especially when you are high profile in the game. Im not saying bend over and take it from trolls and idiots, or that you shouldn't troll people at all, rather when a serious discussion is going, even if you think its stupid, respond in kind.

That will garner you a lot of good faith and a lot more power and say.

because if people don't like you, why would they want to do a corp match with you? You get more with honey than you do with vinegar.

Actually its more like the imperfects are on the forums alot......looking for some yummy trolling so that we can fill up our cups with tears.


Its quite funny when the imperfects say something that is perfectly reasonable and almost everyone jumps on their back telling them they are wrong.

EX.

Imperfects: 2 + 2 = 4

Dark: NOOOO NUHUH its not that is impossible. You all are just a bunch of losers.


This is usually the quality of the responses we get when we post on a real topic and not trying to troll....however when we see this response how can we possibly NOT troll it........it always leads to full cups of tears for all imperfects to enjoy.

they can't be goons.

Goons don't QQ about game mechanics being broken. they don't whine about KDR. They laugh uproariously and mock people relentlessly for talking and doing things the way Imps do.

Bluntly the few known Goonslobs and TEST dummies in this forum comport themselves with a lot more dignity and creativity than the imperfects.

Hell the ones on the EVE forums do too, even when they're doing their "nerf hisec" spiel.

quite a while, and I've been beyond caring whether people like me for years. Internet people are not real people until I meet them face to face. And I never applied to the imps because I have about as much interest in joining Imps as I do Gewnz/TEST.

None. But you're all fun to troll and poke fun at. you always react.