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Sobriety Denied
Universal Allies Inc.
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Posted - 2013.01.06 18:48:00 -
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immediately go into nerdmode by knowing everything and be very vocal about it even if you've never played the role
be that critical eve player guy who knows everything about such and such vehicle but never calls one of his own
insist your militia/standard fit is superior when you see someone spawn in something better than yours
beriddle someone when they get a kill for not killing fast enough
beriddle someone when they pause to recharge/reload and say stuff like "well you just killed 2 but there's more we still gotta kill..."
oustrisize someone for spawning in better gear than you
scream at your gunner for any flagrant lack of your own situational awareness
whenever your squad mate dies aggressively explain to him in minute detail why he died
be very clingy and vocal about it like a bad gf but worse
cry out for help and then get pissed off at the helper when he steals your kills
do not know your role- if you'r a logi play as an assault who uses a laser for CQC and rage at your squad for "not helping"
randomly "help" your pickup squad by repeating your future fitting plans even tho no ones asking about it
brag about your newfound skill/success with militia locus grenades and how much you "help" with them
make breathy/whiny toned softly spoken passive aggressive self pity statements such as "...well... i guess... i just have.... no help.. then.."
have no air of authority or voice of command about you whatsoever but insist while stuttering that you're in charge so the rest of you better "help" in a squeaky teenaged voice
take skirmish matches extremely serious and rage at your squad mates while giving them no intelligent orders whatsoever besides "OMG WTF TAKE BRAVO BRO!!! WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING??"
scream about the letters A-E like an enraged moron as if that sounds cool to anyone even those who play skirmish
refuse to spawn in militia at the first of ambush because "I don't roll like that", then scream at the squad when your proto gets spawn killed- "I JUST SPAWNED IN AND NO ONES HELPING ME!!!"
say things like "does no one carry nanite injectors anymore?!?!? so then I guess I'll just die again? WTF!! why does no one help anymore in this game!!!??"
wail for help like your actually dying irl
be a total over aggressive/over extended codependent who can't stand their own ground and is too stupid too fallback'- "I NEED YOUR GUYS HEEELP!!!!"
rely on everyone but yourself while screaming orders from afar- "WHY ARE THE 3 OF YOU AT CHARLIE WHEN I'M HACKING A TURRET ON THE RED BORDER!!!!??!"
consider your role as local pickup squad leader an actual milestone in your pathetic life
comment and gripe after every death, "WELL IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU NOOBS AND TRYHARDS NOT HELPING I WOULD BE WINNING BY NOW!"
refuse to spawn into ambush because you consider an actual fight boring "I WANT TO HELP HACK NOT GET INTO GUNFIGHTS!!"
use a disgusted and condescending tone and assume your opinion actually matters- kinda like I'm doing here in this post now
give constant instruction and poorly thought out advice even tho no one's asking for it, "I'M ONLY TRYING TO HELP!"
assume the role/persona of sigorney weaver from aliens or demi moore from GI Jane
remind your squad each time you die that the last guy who killed you was just another tryhard like all the others before him
take your position as pickup squad leader very seriousy and over hype yourself about it
remind your local pickup squad that as their newfound leader you will be shouting to them conflicting orders from a distant mountain top/borderline turret
informing your squad that you will be "helping out" by spawning in your militia sniper fit
become angy with your squad for not helping you make it to the moutaintop "I NEED YOUR HELP SETTING UP, BRO!!!"
convey another over-emotional outcry when seeing the words "VICTORY" or "DEFEAT"
typing "LF3" more than actually playing
feel free to troll and/or add any i missed |
SoTa PoP
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2013.01.06 18:58:00 -
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Tried to read - but poor organized wall of texts made it hard so I didn't.
But I will say if you want to annoy your team it's simple - Use a sniper and not aim at any objectives. :) |
Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
1058
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Posted - 2013.01.06 19:00:00 -
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Saying something that killed you is overpowered, but not giving any more details about how it killed you
(Tell people laser rifles are overpowered, but don't mention any details of where the LR user is entrenched or where they're covering) |
Sobriety Denied
Universal Allies Inc.
432
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Posted - 2013.01.06 19:18:00 -
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SoTa PoP wrote:Tried to read - but poor organized wall of texts made it hard so I didn't.
But I will say if you want to annoy your team it's simple - Use a sniper and not aim at any objectives. :)
sorry, i typed this from a pay phone
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XXVVXX
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
31
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Posted - 2013.01.06 19:20:00 -
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This completely sound like that kid Alldin ken
He wines about his tank and someone shooting at him, and complaines why no is taking out the forge guy.
I'm glad the imperfects have him he is everything you mentioned above. |
Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
1058
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Posted - 2013.01.06 21:51:00 -
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Another one from a recent battle- have your mic on the whole game, but don't use push to talk- so everyone gets to listen to you eat, along with all the background noise from your TV. |
Stile451
Red Star.
76
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Posted - 2013.01.07 04:31:00 -
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Leave your mic open and have someone else in the room sing horribly, you join in for the chorus. |
Herrick Arcos
The Shadow Cavalry Mercenaries
56
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Posted - 2013.01.07 08:46:00 -
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- Breathe intently into your mic all the time
- Scream "sniper, tank, enemy or charlie on my left"
- Revive someone constantly while under heavy fire
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Yagihige
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
173
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Posted - 2013.01.07 10:27:00 -
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Ostracize someone for not knowing how to spell ostracize :P
EDIT:
Actually, i just realized what you did was describe MarkJayW... If there are Warhawk fans here, they know who it is. |
Beld Errmon
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
479
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Posted - 2013.01.07 11:04:00 -
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It would be more funny if you named the person, sounds like someone that needs a good TKing. |
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Tectonious Falcon
The Southern Legion
395
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Posted - 2013.01.07 11:08:00 -
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Beld Errmon wrote:It would be more funny if you named the person, sounds like someone that needs a good TKing.
Nullarbor posted in the matchmaking thread in the bug section btw |
TEXA5 HiTM4N
ROGUE SPADES
49
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Posted - 2013.01.07 11:49:00 -
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If I get into a room with a bunch of french guys or some other country than America, I call them all foreigners. If we win I yell "AMERICA WINS AGAIN!" if we lose "WE HAD TOO MANY FOREIGN PEOPLE". I usually get yelled at, but its fun. |
Repe Susi
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
249
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Posted - 2013.01.07 13:23:00 -
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TEXA5 HiTM4N wrote:If I get into a room with a bunch of french guys or some other country than America, I call them all foreigners. If we win I yell "AMERICA WINS AGAIN!" if we lose "WE HAD TOO MANY FOREIGN PEOPLE". I usually get yelled at, but its fun.
Bhahaha, +1.
I do have to say I have been guilty for some of those (OP) before but now whenever I'm on comms I try to think before speaking because as being a foreigner my spoken english isn't that good.
And it's annoying as hell if one can't understand what the other one is trying to say. |
Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
1058
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Posted - 2013.01.08 01:28:00 -
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Repe Susi wrote:TEXA5 HiTM4N wrote:If I get into a room with a bunch of french guys or some other country than America, I call them all foreigners. If we win I yell "AMERICA WINS AGAIN!" if we lose "WE HAD TOO MANY FOREIGN PEOPLE". I usually get yelled at, but its fun. Bhahaha, +1. I do have to say I have been guilty for some of those (OP) before but now whenever I'm on comms I try to think before speaking because as being a foreigner my spoken english isn't that good. And it's annoying as hell if one can't understand what the other one is trying to say.
Well, what I think is best to do is first check to see if anyone else is using a mic. If you speak your non-english language of choice and nobody responds, chances are nobody understands you. In that case, it's best just to try making whatever you say sound as weird as possible (remember, nobody with mics can understand you, so nobody can can call you out on it when you start making things up and yelling "BALOOOOOOOOO BALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" acting like it actually means something) |
Dominus Fatali
Nox Aeterna Security
34
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Posted - 2013.01.08 01:34:00 -
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In the War Room, follow a random person around whilst saying creepy (rapist) things in the mic. |
Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
1058
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Posted - 2013.01.08 01:38:00 -
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Dominus Fatali wrote:In the War Room, follow a random person around whilst saying creepy (rapist) things in the mic.
I take it you've been on my team a few times in the war barge (not joking)
When I'm not using a mic, I just move the left stick in a way that I'm kindof humping the other merc |
The Polish Hammer
Doomheim
373
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Posted - 2013.01.08 01:46:00 -
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While getting shot at, just stand still and take the beating and don't do anything about it.
When you get mowed down while blocking heavy traffic areas and allow your team to bunch up behind you, you'll be able to hear about how much everyone wants TK'ing implemented. |
Icy Tiger
Universal Allies Inc.
1026
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Posted - 2013.01.08 01:48:00 -
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Smoke a whole shopping bag full of cigars, then b*tch at your squad for losing. |
Sleepy Zan
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
2046
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Posted - 2013.01.08 01:48:00 -
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TEXA5 HiTM4N wrote:If I get into a room with a bunch of french guys or some other country than America, I call them all foreigners. If we win I yell "AMERICA WINS AGAIN!" if we lose "WE HAD TOO MANY FOREIGN PEOPLE". I usually get yelled at, but its fun.
Your country is proud. |
The Polish Hammer
Doomheim
373
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Posted - 2013.01.08 01:50:00 -
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Icy Tiger wrote:Smoke a whole shopping bag full of cigars
+1  |
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SoTa PoP
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
1772
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Posted - 2013.01.08 01:52:00 -
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Sleepy Zan wrote:TEXA5 HiTM4N wrote:If I get into a room with a bunch of french guys or some other country than America, I call them all foreigners. If we win I yell "AMERICA WINS AGAIN!" if we lose "WE HAD TOO MANY FOREIGN PEOPLE". I usually get yelled at, but its fun. Your country is proud.
He's Texan - of course we're proud of him! <3 |
Dominus Fatali
Nox Aeterna Security
34
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Posted - 2013.01.08 01:56:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Dominus Fatali wrote:In the War Room, follow a random person around whilst saying creepy (rapist) things in the mic. I take it you've been on my team a few times in the war barge (not joking) When I'm not using a mic, I just move the left stick in a way that I'm kindof humping the other merc
I don't recall ever playing with you. For a few games, a friend and I cornered someone and humped them into submission. |
Icy Tiger
Universal Allies Inc.
1026
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Posted - 2013.01.08 03:02:00 -
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Type brb in squad chat or say it, then turn off your PS3. |
iceyburnz
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
282
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Posted - 2013.01.08 03:11:00 -
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Could be summed up as "Taking video games too seriously". |
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