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KingBabar
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
442
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Posted - 2012.12.17 23:20:00 -
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Remember people, react entusiasthickly to the Q-cards but dont over do it.
Were live in 5, 4, 3, 2, ,
Hi and welcome to this first, Top ten cheezy ways to get the upper hand this build award show!
Applause!!!
The top secret jury is made up of seasoned MAG and general FPS veterans. We have a corp leader (no not Sha), poeople with skill, every member of the jury has played Dust beta since at least 2 weeks past launch.
OOOOH
We start off with 99.4% off all snipers, you are rubbish and nobody likes you. You should hang your head in shame, and leave your home and rethink your life. Now that the obvious is out of the way we move quickly to number nine,
Short applause.
The fatsuit, AR, KB mouse combo. The jury is split in this issue, since more than half the jury dont have the slightest technical insight in how the KBM works, and the rest merely have some experience we put it this low. The fact that combo AR and fatsuit is extremely badass in the right hands and its lack of equipment slot for more protection tradeoff tipped the scale for including it. The jury would like to add that this combo doesnt make you good, if your good in it, youll probably be good in an asault suit too.
MMM-HMMM
At eight position we had to include the militia shotgun, scout, dampener combo. A single blasts capcity to trash a 250 K isk protosuit while being a fast agile hard to hit kangaroo, combined with the fact that all the people we collectively respect say when asked what fitting theyre running if currently in one - Im a shotty scout now, I know, I just had to be that guy, chuckle chuckle.
Laughter!!!
At seventh we have the kitten Tankers. Sitting on ES hill all round long. It seems like 90% off tankers in pub games have invested in a tank just to farm easy kills, prefferably from a great distance. It strikes us as odd that we see so many tanks called in on the dominating side, and relatively few on the apparant loosing side. If youre not going to use your tank to try and tip the scales in a hard battle, whats the point we wonder. When people also as mentioned bring in tanks in a redline or a very dominating game just to maximize the stomping the already properly stomped, youre just low.
YEEAAAH!!! -- WOOT WOOT WOOT
At nr six we have the prenerf gunships. You would think that after 87 rounds of scores varying from 12-0 to 64-0 people would get bored and found something more challenging, but no.
BOOOOO!
And now we have a special guest for you today, take it away....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIRGNzVIz6Y
APPLAUSE
We enter the top 5s. Drving around in a LAV with a HMG, driving up close to people , jumping out, spraying and driving off, rinse and repeat the entire game. We mean come on, its just too easy. We see how the game is set up for it and people can always use AV. Still, with the current engine sound and sneakiness of the LAVs its really hard to prevent them suddenly appearing short of camping.
APPLAUSE
At number 4 we have the poor guys that use modded controllers for their TAC ARs. Dropping everything in less than a second with the AR with the most zoom, damage, and range,they even dont have any recoil. Several members of the jury have commentet that this is a receeding issue as there are less active kittens on the field, they can however not back this assumtion up with any data.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
And at a surprisingly low third place we have the super redline snipers. These are the guys that start any batlle by going as far off as possible and stay stationary the whole game. They even go so far as to never even intend to move beyond their own redline, they plant the plugs and stay there. What great contributor they are for making the game more fun and involving for all. If you wanna snipe then fine, but man up, move up, cover objectives and stuff man!
STANDING APPLAUSE!!!
(The jury oversight comitee has made a comment about this not being at nr 1. Theyve let it slide since its ^very old news^)
Close but no cigar for the guys going for roadkills only, special thanks to the guys that keep driving close to enemies, trying to run over them at low speeds, they never succeed and people get stuck dodging a LAV for some time instead of playing properly.
APPLAUSE!
And the winner is..... drumrolll.....
another drumroll....
Its peaking!!
CCP for making 20% of the rounds have more than 5 players in them, and in 90% of them you end up with one team with 3-4 corp squads and one team with only randoms.
LAUGHTER, RESIGNED.
FADE OUT.
Thanks, youve been a wonderful audience! |
Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
1058
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Posted - 2012.12.17 23:25:00 -
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+somuchitcameoutasonly+1 |
SoTa PoP
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
1772
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Posted - 2012.12.17 23:33:00 -
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Ahh, so that's what I'm missing. A mouse and keyboard. I knew my Heavy AR suit sucking lately couldn't be CCP's fault. Must be my lack of wanting to spend money on console games.
Thx for making everything make sense, I can now blame the proper people for Fatty AR being nothing more then pub stomp suits.
Oh and Forge gunners on high tops not being on the list saddens me. It's like easy mode inside easy mode. |
Beld Errmon
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
479
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Posted - 2012.12.17 23:38:00 -
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A lot of these things are indeed annoying and I can't help but pity the nubs that enjoy this kind of game play.
gotta say rail tanks hiding up in the hills annoy me the most, especially considering how quickly they can wipe out a blaster tank if they decided to come down and fight like a man.
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Government CheeseBurger
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
232
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Posted - 2012.12.17 23:39:00 -
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I was really hoping that one corp was going to be listed. You know the ones that bashed jeeps around for WP and can now be found inside the null cannons, Oh well. |
SoTa PoP
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
1772
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Posted - 2012.12.17 23:45:00 -
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Government CheeseBurger wrote:I was really hoping that one corp was going to be listed. You know the ones that bashed jeeps around for WP and can now be found inside the null cannons, Oh well.
Try to camp inside one - it's warm and toasty and gives you a safe feeling ^_^ |
TiMeSpLiT--TeR
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
326
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Posted - 2012.12.17 23:49:00 -
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It's a first time I read something I enjoyed in this forum. LOL. |
Government CheeseBurger
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
232
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Posted - 2012.12.17 23:52:00 -
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SoTa PoP wrote:Government CheeseBurger wrote:I was really hoping that one corp was going to be listed. You know the ones that bashed jeeps around for WP and can now be found inside the null cannons, Oh well. Try to camp inside one - it's warm and toasty and gives you a safe feeling ^_^
I ran into one once. It was cold and scary. It ripped out my clone implant and I was put into some kind of god mode where I could fly around the map. Then snap I was back outside. No thanks never again. Ill stick to self induced hallucinations thanks you very much. |
Jack Boost
Zarena Family
194
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Posted - 2012.12.17 23:57:00 -
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Why.. why.. i was so good boy.. 9 place   |
Shadows Maker
Seituoda Taskforce Command
Caldari State
129
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Posted - 2012.12.17 23:58:00 -
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dammit i fell under 3 of the above categories! what does that makes me  |
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SoTa PoP
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
1772
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Posted - 2012.12.18 00:00:00 -
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Shadows Maker wrote:dammit i fell under 3 of the above categories! what does that makes me
A member of warriors? jk jk :3 |
Darky Kuzarian
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
143
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Posted - 2012.12.18 00:04:00 -
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Jack Boost wrote:Why.. why.. i was so good boy.. 9 place
at least you got ranked but my lone wolfing headless heavy-chicken didn't made it to the top ten |
KingBabar
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
442
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Posted - 2012.12.18 00:04:00 -
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Jack Boost wrote:Why.. why.. i was so good boy.. 9 place
Try harder and well see at the end of this next build... Good Luck  |
Shadows Maker
Seituoda Taskforce Command
Caldari State
129
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Posted - 2012.12.18 00:07:00 -
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SoTa PoP wrote:Shadows Maker wrote:dammit i fell under 3 of the above categories! what does that makes me A member of warriors? jk jk :3
I do like the WARRIORS  |
DUST Fiend
Immobile Infantry
1899
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Posted - 2012.12.18 00:12:00 -
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And I will continue to chew up those expensive suits with my garbage shoty fit, nothing makes me happier than capitalizing on sloppy play ;) |
Sleepy Zan
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
2046
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Posted - 2012.12.18 00:16:00 -
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Applause for the 99.4% you guys rock |
Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
285
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Posted - 2012.12.18 00:25:00 -
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Only 5th? And no mention of forge sniping? I need to try harder at not trying. |
Baracka Flocka Flame
SyNergy Gaming
334
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Posted - 2012.12.18 00:30:00 -
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Post was right on lol.. id maybe change some of the numbers around but overall it sums up this build..
#5 never gets old.. sad part is so many heavies that are considered "good" constantly do it and nothing else. |
fred orpaul
Tritan-Industries
Legacy Rising
211
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Posted - 2012.12.18 00:42:00 -
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Baracka Flocka Flame wrote:Post was right on lol.. id maybe change some of the numbers around but overall it sums up this build..
#5 never gets old.. sad part is so many heavies that are considered "good" constantly do it and nothing else.
its a vicious build but leaves youa sitting duck when you have more then one opponent. its just anoying to deal with no that hard |
Eternal Technique
Zumari Force Projection
Caldari State
281
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Posted - 2012.12.18 00:52:00 -
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Sleepy Zan wrote:Applause for the 99.4% you guys rock
+1
Thank to the 99.4% for giving snipers an awesome reputation guys. We couldn't have gotten here without you. |
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J'Jor Da'Wg
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
648
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Posted - 2012.12.18 01:54:00 -
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I am the LAV / HMG combo scrub, but the one guy with militia swarm ends up costig me 60,000 ISK.. |
Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
1058
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Posted - 2012.12.18 02:11:00 -
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J'Jor Da'Wg wrote:I am the LAV / HMG combo scrub, but the one guy with militia swarm ends up costig me 60,000 ISK..
Even as a (at the moment) swarm user, swarm launchers need some serious changes between tiers.
Currently, the only difference between militia and standard swarms is the clip size; ALL swarm missiles also do the exact same damage- there are just varying numbers of missiles throughout tiers. |
Kevall Longstride
DUST University
Ivy League
71
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Posted - 2012.12.18 09:59:00 -
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Hilarious but making a real point.
This game can't have so much as a glitch or the show's off to paraphrase Dr. Carol Marcus..
Eve players are only going to pay money to the players and and corps that bring results consistently, they won't care if they do it by exploit or skill. And no Eve player or corp will waste time and money paying mercs to go against known exploit users.
And Dust will die quickly as a result.
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Enji Elric
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Zombie Ninja Space Bears
176
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Posted - 2012.12.18 10:06:00 -
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Does everyone call it ES hill now lol
is he that Infamous LMAO |
Blunt Smkr
Doomheim
62
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Posted - 2012.12.18 10:25:00 -
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lol i like this cause its so true. Cant wait to see wat new cheezy things people start doing in the next build. |
Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
1849
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Posted - 2012.12.18 11:13:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:J'Jor Da'Wg wrote:I am the LAV / HMG combo scrub, but the one guy with militia swarm ends up costig me 60,000 ISK.. Even as a (at the moment) swarm user, swarm launchers need some serious changes between tiers. Currently, the only difference between militia and standard swarms is the clip size; ALL swarm missiles also do the exact same damage- there are just varying numbers of missiles throughout tiers.
The damage PER MISSILE is the same, but the extra missile per tier directly provides increased damage.
Also, after some experimentation, I'm about 80% sure that lock time is significantly slower on the Militia Swarm Launcher. |
charlesnette dalari
Creative Killers
159
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Posted - 2012.12.18 12:31:00 -
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Very funny thanks for a morning laugh. I am already looking forward to your next show Babar at the end of the new build. |
Heinz Doofenshertz
BetaMax.
360
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Posted - 2012.12.18 13:02:00 -
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meh |
Darky Kuzarian
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
143
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Posted - 2012.12.18 13:42:00 -
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Enji Elric wrote:Does everyone call it ES hill now lol
is he that Infamous LMAO
CCP should put a billboard there with his name on it lol |
EnglishSnake
Zumari Force Projection
Caldari State
1012
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Posted - 2012.12.18 13:49:00 -
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Beld Errmon wrote:A lot of these things are indeed annoying and I can't help but pity the nubs that enjoy this kind of game play.
gotta say rail tanks hiding up in the hills annoy me the most, especially considering how quickly they can wipe out a blaster tank if they decided to come down and fight like a man.
lol
Expects a railgun to engage a blaster tank in the blaster tanks optimal range so lolworthy
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MY HILL
Can i have a hollywood type sign on the hillside except it says English Hill or Snake Hill |
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Jack Boost
Zarena Family
194
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Posted - 2012.12.18 13:54:00 -
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EnglishSnake wrote:[
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MY HILL
Can i have a hollywood type sign on the hillside except it says English Hill or Snake Hill
Not sure... but we already have sign under MCC like 'Burning out Snake Squad', but we still dont know where is the right end for those dam forge guns. |
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