A bump for Onslaught Inc. Played a few games with them including their CEO. Thier CEO kicks ass. Much Respect!

Your peeps avoid the forums don't they.

Join ONS and get free cookies!!!

Nom Nom Nom Cookies..

[Edit]: I am a horrible person and just read the rules. Sigh.. I am always the leap before I look type of person. Its usually alot of fun.. Until you realize that maybe you forgot to pack your chute. I apologize for being THAT GUY...

What language are we recruiting in now?

Multicultural and multi-language it seems.....more reason to join us: www.onslaughtinc.com

A good cowboy always bumps the recruitment thread. Join us at Onslaught Inc.

I don't want to join but can I have a cookie please

Friendly Bump good mercs in here. VD = good merc.

oh come on just one

Friendly Bump... Sup VD..... good bunch of dudes catch up with ya in a squad again l8r missed squading with ya the other day.

What up ONS what's good? Good group to have on your side!

you think elbowing me hurts?

I will sell myself for 100 million isk.

How could you

this thread does not have enough tacos.

A true gentlemen always pays... no matter the cost....

It's going to be a rainy drunk night.

Join Onslaught. VirginDestroyer makes delicious tacos.

go back to the kitchen and learn how to make real tacos. I take back what I said.

Can't wait to play with some of you guys now that we are on the same side.

I've never had the pleasure.

take a pic of it and tag me. `I am a professional taco judge.

And they have drunk nights. Thank you so much guys, I haven't had so much of a blast playing Dust in quite some time as last night. If I can't get in a squad on HavoK when playing, I'll be sure to ring you guys up... Love you.

I have increased my price of my daily bumping fee from free to 50k a day.

free beer???



and tacos???


damn I feel like im at a Mexican buffet!!

No bacon:( ,well bye

and I'm not cool. I am hot. literally. Texas is so HOT!
Muy caliente.

Let me

omg he has the same name as I do!

I'm jealous.

Okay?

Send me a invite to the channel

Bad taco?

He needs bacon

Hm

A pee Bird-day!

Bump for a stand up corp.

Sup vd!

Can I join?

An army of taco chefs. sounds like paradise.

now that mean

<3 VD

I am still sad that my app got rejected. thats why I havent come back.

and you care my about my like count than my actual hurt feelings
*broken heart* I thought you were different vd , but I guess I was wrong.

And I will name my corp...
Rippers Taco Shack :D

you jealous?

I don't like you anymore

Hi vddddd

i stole 10b isk from mhpd

I am a bad guy.
women love bad guys.

yea he said hi lol..hows things goin

btw, whats your pub channel again i forgot it...

Was it something I said

Bacon won though

You turn your back on bacon?!! Demon, be gone from this form!! Release your prisoner in the name of chili!!

Is there awesomesauce?

Hm

I shaved my moustache

bump

VD.............i take it you've heard of Terio lmao. So hilarious lol.

Bump

Its just like the heavy it going to be hard if not Proto

So, I forgot about my romance battle with john. Really the only reason I'd check out the forums, so here goes.

Bizzump!

Bump

:O<===3
:O===3
:O==3
:O=3
:O3



BALLS DEEP!

Definitely more than two pumps from this chump.

Bacon wins

Hm

Well of course I am,

but the game is getting slow for me

I have a Proto Scout,maybe a AR now

Ya I know I'm behind

O7

Oh it's winter in Canada,
As a gentle breeze blows
At 70 km/h and 40 below and
The intake on my truck has
Frozen shut.

Yes it got very cold =|

Have some Bacon

I take my coffee like I take my women, on a table.

Are you guys also on Eve Online?

I was JUST about to ask that ^^^^^^^

This seems like the type of Alliance I would like to join. Are you guys doing PC also (when it comes back I mean).

you can find some of the nicest people in ONS. Definitely worth your time checking them out if your looking for a corp.

Bump, question why?

Recruit people?

But why male models?

I can't wait to play BF4 but my Ps3 will not play disks

Yes you can. Wear a lollipop while holding a kitten. It'll work fine.

Its being fix now,DL?

Yes but its fix now

Onslaught Inc is awesome.

Onslaught Inc still recruiting? Ripper sent me here. Tacos...

I can confirm this corp is cool, and a powerful ally of the Dominion of the Supreme Emperor God-King KAGEHOSHI

Onslaughts filled with sexy, funny, skilled and sexy peeps!! Send in the last app you'll ever need and join ONS!

Shall we continue this conversation in our merc quaters? *wink wink nudge nudge wink nudge wink wink wink wink wink nudge nudge wink*

Sorry! I just wanna tickle their stomachs from the inside!!

I feel so pretty today.

Buttering
Up
My
Pancakes

Day 4 with no sleep.

Also it turns out I am having some sort of allergic reaction. my mouth is swollen.

I am an insomniac, and trust me I am not enjoying this one bit. I took some xannax to get some sleep but it was only for a few hours and I still feel mentally and physically exhausted.

I been one my entire life and theres a good reason for it. My esophagus is damage and I get really sick when I lay on my back. On a good day the most sleep I can hope for is 4 or 5 hours before my body can't stand it anymore and I always wake up choking and coughing. On a bad day, I can only lay down for a few minutes before it starts choking me. It gets really bad when I get sick because then I always end up coughing up blood.

I got sick recently and I am just starting to get better. However, one of the meds the dr prescribed me had a bad effect on me and caused an allergic reaction in my mouth and possibly inside my other organs too which is probably why it feels worse than usual. The swelling has gone down slightly, the benadryl may be working but it is the childrens version. There is no instructions for an adult dose. :( so I am just going to double dose it.


There is also alot of stuff I absolutely can't eat but I break the rules sometimes. So my dieting is probably why I always talk about food.

starts running

But I'm not fight bananas in pajamas

I am sad to announce that I'm done with Dust for reasons that I don't need to get further into. I'm looking for a clan to play with for upcoming PS4 releases. From the times I played with onslaught, I have been very impressed by how fun the group is to play with. Do you have a ps4 player group? I am mostly looking for a group to play upcoming title Destiny. Please let me know and give me further info by PM me on Dust (lol, will have to reinstall the game just for that). I have checked your website, but was not sure if it was uptodate and running, I was not sure whether to apply since the game is not out yet. Anyway I'm still registered to havok on dust, even though I do not play anymore, to stay in contact with the friends I have made here, and I am still weighing my options for clans. Cheers

best corp ever

IFOUNDIT....

Join onslaught...im told they have cookies. Do not misinterpret the name "VD". Shes a Saint and a Scholar :D


...so im told