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Posted - 2012.11.08 14:03:00 -
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DONT WANT TO BE A Canadian Idiot! |
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Posted - 2012.11.08 14:04:00 -
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Dont want to be some beer swillin, hokey nut! |
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Posted - 2012.11.08 14:07:00 -
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And do i look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet A to ZED. |
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Posted - 2012.11.08 14:10:00 -
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They all live on donuts and moose meat.
And the leave the house without packin' heat !
Never even bring there guns to the mall ! |
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Posted - 2012.11.08 14:14:00 -
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and you know what else is too funny ?
There stupid monopoly money!
cant take em seriously at all ! |
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Posted - 2012.11.08 14:15:00 -
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Well maple syrup and snows what they export. |
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Posted - 2012.11.08 14:16:00 -
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they treat curling just like its real sport .
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Posted - 2012.11.08 14:19:00 -
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they think there silly accent is so cute.
cant understand a thing they're talkin' aboot.
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Posted - 2012.11.08 14:23:00 -
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sure they got there national health care.
cheaper meds , low crime rates and cleaner air.
Well then again well they got Celine Dion! |
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Posted - 2012.11.08 14:26:00 -
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eat there weight in kraft macaroni.
and dream of drivin a Zamboni..... All over Saskatchewan ! |
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Posted - 2012.11.08 14:27:00 -
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius |
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Posted - 2012.11.08 14:27:00 -
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See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous |
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Posted - 2012.11.08 14:27:00 -
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Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite? |
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Posted - 2012.11.08 14:27:00 -
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It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'
So quick, before they see it comin'
Time for a pre-emptive strike! |
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Posted - 2012.11.08 14:29:00 -
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canada rucka rucka ali |
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Posted - 2012.11.08 14:30:00 -
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Canada
Is only there til they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
We probably beat them to the ground by 6 A.M., eh
Across the bridge
Them lumberjacks are pulling syrup out of trees
They try to talk but all they know is French
Their claim to fame is being north of the U.S, yes
In Canada, the eskimos all seem to be frozen in time
And noone knows just who their leaders are
All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags
Canada
Is only there til they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them run their mouth at us one day
They probably be wiped off the map that very night, nigh-i-i-ight
Yo it's cold
The royal police riding horses fighting crime
They funny hats and pants demand respect
Just break the law and you'll be fine if you can drive, dri-i-i-ive
I hate the Queen
They ruin basketball with the Toronto team
They all statistcally have smaller boobs
Gained independence from the Queen in '82, 1982
Canada
Is kinda cold a bomb could be kind of nice
They ruin bacon and they harvest ice
They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, ni-ni-ni-nice
Canada
Is only there til they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
They're only there til they do something we don't like, li-i-i-ike
Homos
Seems like we should be telling them what to do
The Metric System isn't very cool
Them park rangers wanna take care of the moose, moo-oo-oo-oose
Michael J Fox
Yo shaky ass ain't made a movie that I liked
Okay I guess Back To The Future was okay
But Bryan Adams should've, but Bryan Adams should've
But Bryan should've stayed In Canada
The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time
And noone knows just who their leaders are
All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags
Canada
Is kinda cold a bomb could be kind of nice
They ruin bacon and they harvest ice
They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, ni-i-i-ice
Canada
Is only there til they do something we don't like
They're only there til they do something we don't like
They're only there til they do something we don't like |
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Posted - 2012.11.08 19:14:00 -
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Canada = hat |
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