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DJINN Punisher
Hellstorm Inc
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Posted - 2012.11.03 22:43:00 -
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pew pew youredead wrote:we decided to let you win because we didnt want you to get depressed honey.
and because of ccp's lack of seriousness in the organization of this tourney so we decided to leave match in protest
I think its time to change your name, this was bound to happen.
French Military History
Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, SI.
Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."
Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.
Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.
Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
The Dutch War: Tied.
War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.
War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.
American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".
French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.
The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.
Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.
War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders just to be safe.
Testers Tournament : Lost. Then claims SI has no gun game and only vehicles and that they will win next time.
Testers Tournament II: Lost. Blames PS3 , CCP and acts of God.
Testers Tournament III: Lost. Decides to quit, then blames the loss on their decision to quit.
Testers Tournament IIII: Disbands Corp, blames CCP and all other dust beta testers decides to join STB and form a Corporation with Lvl 5 QQ skills and trolls all forums.
XOXOXO Djinn Punisher |
DJINN Punisher
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
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Posted - 2012.11.03 23:11:00 -
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Wicked Glory wrote:On a scale of 1-10 how autistic are you? I'm guessing at least 8.
I have to sit here and wonder why you would post something like this, considering that many Dust players have probably had someone in their family or circle of friends affected by Autism. It is a malicious comment that shows your lack character, I hope other Imperfect players don't suffer the same deficit. My post is nothing more then satire based on reality, yours is garbage.
www.imperfects.enjin.com
I love your site girls.... |
DJINN Punisher
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
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Posted - 2012.11.04 01:29:00 -
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Cyn Bruin wrote: Yup, its Imperfect! Thanks for making it. Interesting pics, you get them off your own HDD? Tell Scarlet "hi" for me, she knows...
Your not really gonna try to pawn your site off on us cause your secret is out? Be proud of who you are. |
DJINN Punisher
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
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Posted - 2012.11.04 01:52:00 -
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Cyn Bruin wrote:DJINN Punisher wrote:Cyn Bruin wrote: Yup, its Imperfect! Thanks for making it. Interesting pics, you get them off your own HDD? Tell Scarlet "hi" for me, she knows... Your not really gonna try to pawn your site off on us cause your secret is out? Be proud of who you are. Sure, our woman's alt XPedoXBearX (PSN scarletquinn) which is now deleted made the post about "our" site she's also in Hellstorm Mercs. Add that to you being upset we didn't take you in "only for the tournament" (like SI is doing) and it makes for a nice website. But really "good job, good effort" on the site, it took some time and shows how much we mean to you!
That's a cute story Cyn how many of you came up with it, was it before you made the site or after? Sadly the back and forth between us is a direct result of a shameful post by your own member in a forum that had nothing to do with imperfects, but I'm sure when the results of our match come out you will also be QQing. I will not respond to your posts anymore it seems as if though people knowing about your site is a sore spot, even though your lifestyle is your own and has nothing to do with this game. Look forward to seeing you all on the battle field. 8) |
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