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PREACHER OF AMARR
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.10.25 13:58:00 -
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Greetings my fellow Amarrians! It is a Glorious day for the empire...because tonight I will be feasting on Roasted Minmatar...YUM. Now many of my fellow brethren are asking, " How does one feast on Minmatar?". Well Its is actually quite simple but the process does require a certain amount of commitment. However any Ture AMARRIAN should have no difficulty.
As a conduct of GOD, it is my job to enlighten my fellow Amarrians, and every Amarrian must know how to Roast a Minmatar.
Tools/Ingredients
1. Minmatar.
Now when picking your Minmatar try to find a brute . Preferably, one that has a lot of muscle. More muscle= More meat. It might cost a bit more, but the price is worth it. I would recommend Dan's En-slaver Market for first time roasters, because they have a great Slave selection at a reasonable price .
2. Amarrian Old Empire BBQ Sauce
This is the stuff.
3. Amarrian SpitJack CB28(Prototype)
Ideal for cooking up to two Minmatar!
Instructions
1. Clean Minmatar
Now this process is very tedious. You can't imagine how much filth is on these creatures. Minmatar is the definition of Cesspool...Trust me. Anyways, just make sure you clean the SCUM thoroughly.
2. Roast Minmatar Alive
This is by far my favorite part! Now remember it is all about temperature control, so let it roast slowly. I love when the Minmatar begins to beg for mercy and repents...Silly Minmatar Mercy is only for people who follow in the path of God  .
Furthermore a added bonus to Roasting a Minmatar, is that it teaches your other slaves respect and prevents rebellion.
3.Apply Seasoning and BBQ sauce
Quite simple
Now my fellow Amarrians I hope you Roast Minmatar in the near future, and remember before you eat to give thanks to God and the Empire
ALL HAIL AMARR
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ReGnUM PERFECTION DEI
402
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Posted - 2012.10.25 14:08:00 -
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100% ReGnUM APPROVED |
Pyranos Grigsby
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
6
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Posted - 2012.10.25 14:08:00 -
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You Amarrians are all the same! The life of my Brothers and Sisters means nothing against your misguided 'faith'. I will fight every moment of my life to until all are free in New Eden! The Republic will crush you and your meaningless devotion to oppression. We broke our chains once and forged The Republic. Now we are coming for the heads of each slave owner and your precious Empress. Be ready for retribution! |
Captain-Awesome
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
349
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Posted - 2012.10.25 14:13:00 -
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Regnum eats EVERYTHING
Learn 2 share tbfh |
KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
3064
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Posted - 2012.10.25 14:21:00 -
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*Collects the Amarrian scriptures, and a picture of the empress in a pile. Takes off my dropsuit, squats over the pile, and releases a large smelly brown kitten on the scriptures. Lights the kitten covered scriptures on fire*
Believe it or not, it was worse before. |
Scrubby13
Tritan-Industries
Legacy Rising
9
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Posted - 2012.10.25 14:21:00 -
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Yes! Roasted Minmatar is my favorite meal! However my recipe varies slightly from yours. I prefer to use a marinade and let them marinade for a good week, so the juice can really soak in. The best way to do this is alive though, because that way you get to roast them alive! So what I like to do is hang them by their feet and repeatedly dip them into a vat of scalding hot marinade, this way it also adds some slow cooking properties. Its quite delicious, you should try it. |
Mikra-Embod Chadslar
BetaMax.
4
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Posted - 2012.10.25 14:22:00 -
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My Ragor Rats use Pax Amarria for Toilet.....
RAGOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Die Ammatar Mandate |
ReGnUM PERFECTION DEI
402
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Posted - 2012.10.25 15:25:00 -
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MINMATAR YUMMMY |
Vicarrah - Dust
Suffer Inc.
13
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Posted - 2012.10.25 16:54:00 -
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Another one for the list. I will make a point of removing your clones from existence at every opportunity. I may die doing so but it matters not.
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oneshytalk
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
71
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Posted - 2012.10.25 17:07:00 -
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minmatar supreme Fry the onion and garlic together in olive oil until soft and golden. Remove from pan.
In same pan fry bacon until golden.Remove from pan.
Fry minmatar until cooked. Add the onion garlic and bacon to the minmatar Mix together.
Add the stock liquid. Add the cream. Stir until coated. Heat until fully warmed through
Serve with white rice. |
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Michael Cratar
Red and Silver Hand
Amarr Empire
179
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Posted - 2012.10.25 17:09:00 -
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I'M AMARR! AND I LIKE THE MINMATAR. REVOLUTION! |
Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
1058
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Posted - 2012.10.25 23:09:00 -
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Stupid amarrians. We've been infusing ourselves with taco bell and kfc for months- good luck killing us from the toilet. |
Aelita Dranoch
HavoK Core
12
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Posted - 2012.10.26 01:43:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Stupid amarrians. We've been infusing ourselves with taco bell and kfc for months- good luck killing us from the toilet.
first off ROFL!!
second, when i saw the post about a Minmitar Roast i thought you meant a Roast like insult buffet....not an actual ROAST!!.
Now you have gone and offended me, let your last dying breath be one seeking mercy and you might be granted such if not well... DEATH TO ALL AMMAR! |
Aelita Dranoch
HavoK Core
12
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Posted - 2012.10.26 01:45:00 -
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ps: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
Mister Hunt
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
230
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Posted - 2012.10.26 07:40:00 -
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We won our freedom....that means we beat you up. We only allow the Amarr to exist to provide the occasional laugh. Besides, if anything, the Minmatar would be the cannibals, not the wackjob Amarrians. |
VK deathslaer
Tritan-Industries
Legacy Rising
149
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Posted - 2012.10.26 08:09:00 -
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Trust in the rust! |
Fasjh
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
32
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Posted - 2012.10.26 10:48:00 -
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Well, at least we Minmatar *are* edible.
Nothing but bones and bile in the lowly Amarr.
Also @Preacher of Amarr - why have you not grown out of your infantile belief in a ridiculous deity yet? All *intelligent* species know that there is no god; we have come so many billions of miles and years and we have not once found any evidence for this god you speak so highly of, is it because when you are faced with the certainty of your deaths at the hands of the Minmatar that you cower in shame and fill your pods and suits with your own defecation?
We will not stop until every last one of your ridiculous, idolatrous race has been purged from the universe, there is no room for god or Amarr, Trust in Rust. |
Fasjh
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
32
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Posted - 2012.10.26 11:30:00 -
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Vicarrah - Dust wrote:Another one for the list. I will make a point of removing your clones from existence at every opportunity. I may die doing so but it matters not.
I am with you, Brother.
Trust in Rust. |
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