damn people already beginning to **** all over this thread

damn people already beginning to **** all over this thread

damn people already beginning to **** all over this thread

Funny how all those successful alliances are names I've never heard of in EVE.

340 members in EVE is not what I'd call significant.

Greetings ROFL.
I know some of your guys from earlier builds, good posters.
As long as your posting doesn't devolve into the mess that is the gentleman who posted before me you may have a chance.

WHERE DO I SIGN UP!

this post is full of win.

i love ROFL <3 xoxo

VD7

Hello,
Look at your alliance
Now back at ROFL
Now back at your corp
Now back at ROFL
Sadly it isn't part of ROFL
But if you head to riseoflegion.com your alliance could be ROFL
Scroll down, back up. Where are you?
Your reading a thread about the alliance your corp could be part of
What's in your hand?, back at me
You have a mouse that can click on riseoflegion.com
Look again, its s keyboard to fill out the application
Anything is possible if you join ROFL...
I'm in a ROFLcopter

Proud to be a part of the ROFL Alliance,,

It will grow , and we will become a feared and formidable opponent in New Eden.

RRLMFAO at LMFAO

Come get Some!! ECO are willing to give you some if thats what you really want!

LOL

Dude already gave your boys some. NONE of them went positive man! The only one that could touch me was the Royal clown and that because he was running in his glitchy scout suit. Went 24-0 against your boys in one game and this was in this build.

In the theme of my alliance mate's...


Hello se+¦orita. Look at your KDR, now mine, now back to your KDR, now back to mine. Sadly, it isn't mine, but if you stopped pretending to be good at video games and actually got good, it could get half as big as mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a battlefield, fighting with the team your team could look like. What's in your hand? A gun that your alliance paid for because they like and respect you. Anything is possible when you think before you post.

I'm in space.

If you have any corps with open spots i'd like to join
Email- [email protected]
Psn- rugman91

These guys backed my eve corp up last night doing a bunch of pos and poco kills out in low sec.

Kudos to you guys.

Great group of mates.

ohia

Just wanted to let everyone know, I still exist. That is all.

Well i guess ill be the first an prolly only EV guy to post here. Welcome to party ROFL i know you been here all along but it seems your ready to go public.. lets get the party started old friends

Well i guess ill be the first an prolly only EV guy to post here. Welcome to party ROFL i know you been here all along but it seems your ready to go public.. lets get the party started old friends

nice to see no-lifer, retired beta tester still dickin around on forums for a game he dont play anymore.

this build with all it's problems wasn't worth replacing my PS3 over.

For not liking us any and not playing dust...

Thanks for the bump earlier today

Bumps are always appreciated and for that protoman. I salute you.

Still interested in an interview...

Ohhh great,
<---- this scrubs here to post

Well, as Alliance Recruitment Officer, along with virgindestroyer7 and Zomgnomnom, all questions can be directed to me, in Dust / EVE mail (this character or "Rolyat Aideron").

ROFL is Proud to support Noir. in their operations both in Eve and in Dust.

Proud to be a part of the ROFL Alliance,,

It will grow , and we will become a feared and formidable opponent in New Eden.

Dude already gave your boys some. NONE of them went positive man! The only one that could touch me was the Royal clown and that because he was running in his glitchy scout suit. Went 24-0 against your boys in one game and this was in this build.

Wow. Shooting POCO's in lo-sec and hanging out with Noir - You guys sound great

Spoke with Virgindestroyer7 tonight (it was my first time ) Seems like you got some solid players and good corps lined up to do some damage in New Eden. Best of luck recruiting.

Thanks!

Spoke with Virgindestroyer7 tonight (it was my first time ) Seems like you got some solid players and good corps lined up to do some damage in New Eden. Best of luck recruiting.

Are you new to DUST? We can help. Are you new to EVE? We can help.

ROFL

We are everywhere for your convenience.

With Royal on your team and in your alliance you are sure to win and are very Safe... *cough cough HES A NUB cough*
But you are not safe from his constant need to Fap while on mic. lol JKJK.

I know you take hate Royal for playing as a so called " Glitchy and laggy scout" but man having you and many other players (Mit, Sam, Wub, Azure, Liether, And YES even Madden AND MANY MNAY OTHERS) in ROFL helping out ONS (Onslaught inc) it makes me feel alot safer on the battlefield. Just knowing that there are NUBS everywhere.... makes me feel very safe!!! lol

ROFL#LIKEaBOSS!!!!

Thread needs more PFB tbqh. Also OHAI ROFL

Not enough Pink.Fluffy.Bunny


ohh, btw, STAHPP SHOOTING MEE

Ohh, btw, Orin and me beat Borderlands last night.

We also serve cookies

Buy a new PS3 already scrub. Maybe CCP should start a PS3 for plex deal

I never got any?


Seriously, I only got madden's cake.

Well i guess ill be the first an prolly only EV guy to post here. Welcome to party ROFL i know you been here all along but it seems your ready to go public.. lets get the party started old friends

Thread needs more PFB tbqh. Also OHAI ROFL

Indeed, in addition to recruiting we are always open to helping those who are in need of instruction, I have attempted this with several individuals, with varying levels of success. And Chocolate Ice Cream Cake is awesome, no one should want cookies after that, it goes cake, brownies, then cookies. End of discussion. If you want some, join us, if you want to get better at dust, find us or join us, if you are sitting there wondering why your kdr is at or below 1.0 then you should really ask for some help, because no one enjoys getting kittened, except for royal, but he's wierd

ROFL Chef here. Just wanted to say hello.

Now back I go to the Kitchen!

ROFL is a hungry bunch.

ROFL Chef here. Just wanted to say hello.

Now back I go to the Kitchen!

ROFL is a hungry bunch.

We are the first successful EVE/Dust 514 Alliance in the EVE Universe.

I'm pretty sure every EVE alliance that saw the first DUST announcement and said "hey we should play that, too" beat you.

We need to learn how to combine PHI PIE with ROFL WAFFLES. Any objects?

I'm pretty sure that the butthurt is strong in this one.

ohh god, are we making the menu for the ROFL Waffle House

I'm pretty sure every EVE alliance that saw the first DUST announcement and said "hey we should play that, too" beat you.

I agree

That would be awesome! A ROFL establishment everywhere serving up the best dishes ever! For the Palate is Divine!

While we are at it, we should open a seafood resturant for evenings when nobodies feeling ROFL waffles. How about the KEQ Krab Kake Kingdom?

With our very own Chef Kirby! Only... We have to keep him from sucking down everything when he is done... :/

ohh god, are we making the menu for the ROFL Waffle House

To be clear, I writing it just because you flash with big worlds here, ok.
340 members in EVE alliance is not significant at all, especially when you split it to 12 corp's( http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/RISE_of_LEGION/corporations ). If you had 1 corp with that number, wow that would be something meaningful. But 340 dudes split to 12 corps is one big drama bomb that will detonate in near future. You claim that ROFL have veteran's of sov. warfare, in the same place you don't own any system or outpost, actually ROFL never did. So you point on something that is not successful. If I made GÇïGÇïa list of things I wanted to do in the future, while I was still child, it would be a really long and and unproductive list.
Small research: ROFL make 200 kills per month( http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=alliance&name=RISE+of+LEGION#kills ), answer your self is that a lot for someone who has 340 people in the alliance?

You do realize that of the 12 corps, half have almost no members in them because they are DUST corps primarily, and just bave a corp in EVE to reserve their name?

Also, wow. Thats a lot of research to try to prove a petty point... lol

Ok heres the current menu

rofl waffles
phi pie
d3aler chocolate ice cream cake-our specialty
pfb krabby paddies
ons virgin daquries

everyone be sure to add your own items, we need a good menu to show off how appetizing we are

You do realize that of the 12 corps, half have almost no members in them because they are DUST corps primarily, and just bave a corp in EVE to reserve their name?

Also, wow. Thats a lot of research to try to prove a petty point... lol

Who made Chocolate ice cream cake our specialty madden? I don't remember this

Yes I understand that, actually number of corp's continues to grow, but it does not explain why member count is droping, right?
( http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/RISE_of_LEGION/stats ).
I'm not trolling here, just pointing facts. Also if you think that I made a lot of research you definitely not playing EVE to long .

Yes I understand that, actually number of corp's continues to grow, but it does not explain why member count is droping, right?
( http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/RISE_of_LEGION/stats ).
I'm not trolling here, just pointing facts. Also if you think that I made a lot of research you definitely not playing EVE to long .

I think that date was when a bunch of us started to move to fw for some easy cash

Damn I have nothing clever to sayum.....uh...look a distraction!

Yes I understand that, actually number of corp's continues to grow, but it does not explain why member count is droping, right?
( http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/RISE_of_LEGION/stats ).
I'm not trolling here, just pointing facts. Also if you think that I made a lot of research you definitely not playing EVE to long .

Sov veterans means that we were formerly in SOV. Just run an alliance history check on NMD and RBWH. GG

Yes I understand that, actually number of corp's continues to grow, but it does not explain why member count is droping, right?
( http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/RISE_of_LEGION/stats ).
I'm not trolling here, just pointing facts. Also if you think that I made a lot of research you definitely not playing EVE to long .

Yes I understand that, actually number of corp's continues to grow, but it does not explain why member count is droping, right?
( http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/RISE_of_LEGION/stats ).
I'm not trolling here, just pointing facts. Also if you think that I made a lot of research you definitely not playing EVE to long .

*friendly bump.... by the power of baileys!*

I wonder if they will accuse ROFL of controlling EVE News 24 now as well.

I wonder if they will accuse ROFL of controlling EVE News 24 now as well.

Of course... Little do they know how true they are... We have our slippery tentacles in everything...

Fact: 90% of ROFL members are Free Masons, 28% are current Illuminati, and our fearless leader Mit is a respected member of the Buildeberger Club.
Fact: Facts from JJordawg may or may not be true.
Fact: ROFL waffles are undeniably delicious.
Fact: ROFL will soon have our very own soda, "ROFLpop!"
Fact: This soda comes with free ROFL approved Fizzy Candy(TM) for you to ROFL as your tongue fizzles and pops pleasureably.
Nutritional Fact: Excessive Fizzy Candy consumption may warrant a forced upgrade to the Heavy Suit due to weight gain. Fizzy Candy is known to cause several unintended and mildly disturbing side effects. Use at your own risk.

How do I know that you are not going to be controlling my corp?
What obligations would we have to the alliance if we joined?
Will my corp be able to take on our own contracts? Or will you assign them to us?

Checked out y'alls EVE Killboard: pretty decent tally, considering the relatively short time ingame as an alliance.

Just wanted to let everyone know I feel faaaaaaaaaaaaabulous

(I'm the fluffiest)

Fluffiest, pinkest, dadest robit of all those bunnies?

We love u 2 and all of your stalkers

Ok just wanted give Bugs Bunny a shout out here, the most awesome bunny of all time.

If you have further questions, Debacle, I can answer them via [email protected]

Thanks, but I got the answers I needed to know.

Thanks, but I got the answers I needed to know.

Gonna have a 24 Hour marathon the moment the patch hits. Gonna be pew pewing across the battlefield with mah lazor rifle :D.

I wish I was at home to DL the patch

I have a new corp it appears, all zumari force projection stand with me, we fight for caldari, and someday we shall fight for ROFL

Only took me 30 min to Download Laser Rifle here I come

I am part of RISE of LEGION, and the Pro Hic Immortalis corporation.
The various corps in ROFL are accepting membership applications, and the alliance is accepting applications from corporations.

I am a proud member of D3ath D3alers and RISE of LEGION

Good Luck Recruiting
CEO-SIX RND

Well soon we should be able to get corps so things should be fun and soon the ROFL WAFFLE stand will be COMPLETE!

It's time...

Daddy D3ath is back on Dust...

D3LR...

ROFL...

All day...

Every day.

Gimme my gun, damnit.

Good Luck Recruiting
CEO-SIX RND

Yeah, I'm really looking forward to seeing the corporation management coming into full blossom.

Funny how all those successful alliances are names I've never heard of in EVE.

340 members in EVE is not what I'd call significant.

Rise of Legion has a corp for everyone. Come check out our list of established corporations here and choose the corp that's right for you.

looks like everyone but me :(


"The requested topic does not exist." get this from the link

http://gnn.enjin.com/

Interview with Mitauchi posted

Servers are currently down, but when they come back up ROFL will be serving Waffles :)

http://gnn.enjin.com/

Interview with Mitauchi posted

http://gnn.enjin.com/

Interview with Mitauchi posted

Join "D3ath D3alers." corp Tbone.

It's just till EVE corps can accept apps.

Will do, watching the debate right now.

Burn status? - more about your corp skills? maybe I just missed something.

Weekend ROFLer

Sometimes Royal just talks and we pretend to listen. This is one of those times.

Everyday we're ROFLin.

RISE of LEGION

Sign up for 4 ROFL Waffles and a side of PHI Pie, and get a Bunny Breakfast Burrito at half off!

Just stopping through to say whats up to ROFL good games the other day

Hello fellow rofl members.

Holy crap, it's Stan!!! How you been?

If you are looking for a corp to join I suggest you look here. ROFLin

If you have a corp, and are looking for other corps to join with. I suggest RISE of LEGION alliance. Look here. ROFLin

I couldnt have rofled it better myself

He's been ROFLin!

We even had/have the #1 on the leaderboards... some people find that important. *shrugs*

Either way, great group of people to play with, and always someone to play with...

Do check us out.

http://www.riseoflegion.com
http://dblued.enjin.com

RISE OF LEGION.... Every time i see the name of this alliance i just ROFL all over myself.

7:02AM... i thought this was better before i hit the post button, now im like wtf was i thinking.... GOODNIGHT NUBS!!!

^^^^what he said

Hey why is ATR always shitting on STB and ZionTCD, You guys should WAR them

https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=39950&find=unread

Could I get a moderator or GM to move this posting to the recruitment section of the forums please? :)

Thread moved, sorry for the delay!

Ok heres the current menu

rofl waffles
phi pie
d3aler chocolate ice cream cake-our specialty
pfb krabby paddies
ons virgin daquries

everyone be sure to add your own items, we need a good menu to show off how appetizing we are

Yay! Recruitment subforums!