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Fiasco Llana
Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.09.23 07:09:00 -
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Dear CCP, please give us the option to boot gunners out of our drop ships, or any vehicle for that matter.
I'm so sick of hovering still next to a sniper literally landing the drop ship right behind him and my gunner just spraying bullets everywhere around him not hitting him a single time.
How much do you have to suck at aiming to not be able to hit a guy one meter in front of you? I've resorted to using my drop ship as a roadkill weapon because my gunners are so stupid. I've never had a single good gunner. Ever. I have more roadkills then I've had assist from people gunning for me.
So give me the ability to boot the moron's butt into the out of bounds area every time he spawns in my ship so I don't have to deal with him.
Here's a real example. In a squad with my buddies, I spawn in a drop ship and take it over enemy-held B on the map that has the two buildings that launch missiles at the MCC's. There are about 10 guys shooting at my allies and my squad. I have two gunners. I let the first one go at it, he rains down the missiles at the bunched up group of enemies, missing every single shot for about a minute of hovering. So I'm like screw this, time to give the other gunner a shot. So I swerve it around to my right side which is equipped with a blaster. I let him shoot for literally two minutes (How the enemy did not see us is a complete mystery, I was hovering to the right of B like 10 feet in the air.) And he does not get a single kill. That was a possibility for 10 kills in about 5 seconds if I had been the gunner and a pilot had been hovering like that.
If you prove to me that you can kill at least two people one inch in front of you while in my drop ship, I will give you a $10 PSN card. Because from what I've seen it's impossible. Please give me faith in humanity and prove me wrong. PLEASE!
Heres to every gunner that has ever been in my drop ship: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt1sZKDXWJI&feature=fvwrel |
Fiasco Llana
Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic
251
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Posted - 2012.09.23 07:24:00 -
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STB Vermaak Doe wrote:I'll gun for you, hell I'll give you my dropship for me to gun in.
Ps what turrets do you use?
Should the turret type really matter at less than 5 meters away from the person?
I lied about the PSN card. You could have my thanks though. >_> |
Fiasco Llana
Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic
251
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Posted - 2012.09.23 07:40:00 -
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STB Vermaak Doe wrote:Fiasco Llana wrote:STB Vermaak Doe wrote:I'll gun for you, hell I'll give you my dropship for me to gun in.
Ps what turrets do you use? Should the turret type really matter at less than 5 meters away from the person? I lied about the PSN card. You could have my thanks though. >_> In the case of rails , yes in unskilled hands. Thanks? THANKS! (Picks up phone) hello Concord, i would like to pay my sovereignty bill in thanks. Oh you don't take non-tangible arbitrary emotions? Oh well to bad (hangs up phone) we're gonna have a problem
*begins weeping softly* At least I don't wear my pants on backwards!
Srsly though I usually use blasters or missiles. Don't worry, I know if someone can't shoot someone 5 meters in front of them, they can't shoot a tank with a rail gun 5 meters in front of them either. |
Fiasco Llana
Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic
251
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Posted - 2012.09.23 07:50:00 -
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This will work out B-E-A-U-tifully, I never see you in STB chat though.
OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THAT SONG. <3 |
Fiasco Llana
Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic
251
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Posted - 2012.09.23 07:54:00 -
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STB Vermaak Doe wrote:Fiasco Llana wrote:This will work out B-E-A-U-tifully, I never see you in STB chat though. OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THAT SONG. <3 I see you though, I'll be on tomorrow at abou 10 hours from now
You scare me in a good way. |
Fiasco Llana
Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic
251
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Posted - 2012.09.23 07:57:00 -
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STB Vermaak Doe wrote:Fiasco Llana wrote:STB Vermaak Doe wrote:Fiasco Llana wrote:This will work out B-E-A-U-tifully, I never see you in STB chat though. OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THAT SONG. <3 I see you though, I'll be on tomorrow at abou 10 hours from now You scare me in a good way. Did you check the link on my edited post again?
I did. At least I popped a cap in your a** first. ;) |
Fiasco Llana
Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic
251
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Posted - 2012.09.23 08:03:00 -
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STB Vermaak Doe wrote:Then your dropship became a rag doll
I'm going to sleep. I will have nightmares about you. Verm. |
Fiasco Llana
Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic
251
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Posted - 2012.09.23 08:11:00 -
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STB Vermaak Doe wrote:Fiasco Llana wrote:STB Vermaak Doe wrote:Then your dropship became a rag doll I'm going to sleep. I will have nightmares about you. Verm. Warcry scout, no helmet, always watching, no eyes. Voldemort's twin IT'S VER OR DOE!!!!!!!!!!
I'll call you doe if we can be BFF's. :3 WE CAN BE SCOUT BUDDIES! Imagine the possibilities! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU6vlbW4Ft4 |
Fiasco Llana
Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic
251
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Posted - 2012.09.23 08:16:00 -
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STB Vermaak Doe wrote:Fiasco Llana wrote:STB Vermaak Doe wrote:Fiasco Llana wrote:STB Vermaak Doe wrote:Then your dropship became a rag doll I'm going to sleep. I will have nightmares about you. Verm. Warcry scout, no helmet, always watching, no eyes. Voldemort's twin IT'S VER OR DOE!!!!!!!!!! I'll call you doe if we can be BFF's. :3 WE CAN BE SCOUT BUDDIES! Imagine the possibilities! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU6vlbW4Ft4 I was hoping someone would get the slendernan reference but oh well.
We're the only ones on the forum. >_> |
Fiasco Llana
Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic
251
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Posted - 2012.09.23 08:22:00 -
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STB Vermaak Doe wrote:By someone i meant you
I still don't even know what the whole slenderman thing is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUdMxnN1P1s&feature=related |
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