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Naturi Riclenore
BetaMax.
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Posted - 2012.09.21 19:47:00 -
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Ok....
We all know a new build is comming and this build has had it's fair share of issues; of which the new build supposedly fixes many of these. I figured we should remember this build so when NDA drops, we can show our fellow DUST'rs what we went through. (Plus Unicorn asked why one hadn't been done yet)
Who knows, maybe get some screen caps / vids, a singer and we got a #1 hit
Here here it is (you what song to sing it to.. and if you don't - FOR SHAME and here: http://quietube3.com/v.php/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic&feature=player_embedded).. And yes, I kept it clean for the kiddies :
[Verse 1] I spent my ISK on a fit Weapons and modules for it Fitted them in the right place And Now I'm ready to play
Ambush or Skirmish that's it A random Battle Instance Voicechat aint working again Please let my bullets hit
War room was showin Dust Mercs, battle startin Screen fades, now we're going WHAT'S THIS ON MY DROPSUIT SAYING?
[Chorus] Hey match just started, And this is crazy So please excuse me, "Invalid Fits" team!
It's hard to not shout, And cuss and scream So please excuse me, "Invalid Fits" team!
Hey match just started, And this is crazy So please excuse me, "Invalid Fits" team!
Back to the Main Quarters, to try and fix this So please excuse me, "Invalid Fits" team!
[Verse 2] And now my P S 3's locked Restarting might screw it up Please give me a little luck No yellow light of death
5th try to start up a match Please don't kick to M Q Another match "Server Full" C C P fix this build
War room was showin Dust Mercs, battle startin Screen fades, now we're going WHAT'S THIS ON MY DROPSUIT SAYING?
*[Chorus]*
[Bridge] And boy this beta build is bad are you aware that, the lag is real bad The lag is real real bad And boy this beta build is bad are you aware that, the lag is real bad The lag is real real bad
It's hard to not shout, And cuss and scream So please excuse me, "Invalid Fits" team!
Hey match just started, And this is crazy So please excuse me, "Invalid Fits" team!
Back to the Main Quarters, to try and fix this So please excuse me, "Invalid Fits" team!
And boy this beta build is bad are you aware that, the lag is real bad The lag is real real bad And boy this beta build is bad are you aware that, the lag is real bad "Invalid Fits" team! |
Fiasco Llana
Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.09.21 19:49:00 -
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*begins sobbing quietly* That was beau- beautiful... |
Jimbo Boilstaff
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.09.21 19:51:00 -
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Lol i always thought it was "killing in the name of' by Rage against the machine.......
Kittens you i wont do what you told me......
Invalid
lol |
Fiasco Llana
Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic
251
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Posted - 2012.09.21 19:56:00 -
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Jimbo Boilstaff wrote:Lol i always thought it was "killing in the name of' by Rage against the machine.......
Kittens you i wont do what you told me......
Invalid
lol
Some of those that work full time, are the same that complain alot.
I know I do.
Load up on guns, and bring your friends It's fun to lose and to pretend She's overboard and self-sufficent Oh, no, I know a good player
Halo, halo, halo, like halo (x3) Halo, Halo, Halo
With the dropship, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel nooby and outrageous Here we are now, entertain us
A charge rifle An draftee A skill tree My shields Yeah
I'm worse at what I do best And for this gift I feel blessed Our little squad has always been And always will until the end |
Grezkev
The Red Guards
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Posted - 2012.09.21 20:06:00 -
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Very strange rhyming scheme:
First verse is... AACD Second is... ABCA Third is.... ABAB
I'm gunna go out on a limb here and say this is your first attempt at songwriting.
Jespen's first verse rhymes like this: AAAD
o_0 |
Naturi Riclenore
BetaMax.
120
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Posted - 2012.09.21 21:14:00 -
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Grezkev wrote:Very strange rhyming scheme:
First verse is... AACD Second is... ABCA Third is.... ABAB
I'm gunna go out on a limb here and say this is your first attempt at songwriting.
Jespen's first verse rhymes like this: AAAD
o_0
If you're talking about me.. yeah I wasn't really going for any type of rhyming scheme . just something to show our hatred of this build |
Kain Spero
Imperfects Negative-Feedback
902
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Posted - 2012.09.22 07:40:00 -
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I'm working with Jay Z's "99 problems". So far I've got:
I've got 99 problems but my fits ain't one
If you've got invalids I feel bad for you son |
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GM Unicorn
Hedion University Amarr Empire
265
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Posted - 2012.09.26 13:54:00 -
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LOOOL! I really want to hear those. Maybe a silly animutation with autotune will do the trick, but I think you should work a bit on the Chorus :p +FAV |
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dent 308
Subdreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
967
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Posted - 2012.09.26 14:06:00 -
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Sing it, and put it up on soundcloud.
PLs bard has a few up there : http://soundcloud.com/davidkmagnus Check out Fight us maybe specifically.
Notchicken has a few scattered about as well: http://soundcloud.com/notchicken
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Cerebral Wolf Jr
Immobile Infantry
760
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Posted - 2012.09.26 14:09:00 -
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How very dare you post this and not add Uncle SUAS to that list? |
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dent 308
Subdreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.09.26 14:09:00 -
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HBC bards only.
edit : HBC bards, best bards.
For our CFC spacebros. Little Bees : http://youtu.be/Vfv1QtZDirY |
Cerebral Wolf Jr
Immobile Infantry
760
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Posted - 2012.09.26 14:11:00 -
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Still, i'd think you'd like SUAS stuff enough to share, i know i do.
i love it when he sings to us on Roams.
http://soundcloud.com/shutupandshave/tracks
I love this one: http://soundcloud.com/shutupandshave/109-stupid-goons |
Dzark Kill
Tronhadar Free Guard Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.09.26 15:09:00 -
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t'is just a beta (to the rift of Shaggy, it wasn't me)
(Yo', Dust) Yo' (Open up, Dust) What do you want, man? (Dam game won't load) You tried again? (many times I didn't want this happen) Why not? (Its not fun, you know) Its Dust (I don't know what to do) Say its just a Beta (Alright)
Honey came in and she caught me downloading Dust from the playstation store Picture this, I was caught throwing my dualshock at the back wall
How could I forget that this is Just another game All this time she was standing there She was saying "thats so Lame"
How can you play a game with so many issues random Crash and bug riden while you try to have some fun You better watch your tears or grab some tissue Best for you and the situation not to cry on forum To be a true player you have to know how to play Its not just a night, you need to play all day Never admit to being bad when they call you out in the forum And you tell them Kitten no way
But the hit detections so bad (Its just a beta) Saw me dieing for no reason (Its just a beta) Its impossible to hit a scout (Its just a beta) And the tanks are over powered (Its just a beta)
She saw the tension in my shoulders (Its just a beta) Heard the words that I told her (Its just a beta) Heard the scream get louder (Its just a beta) She stayed until it was over
Honey came in and she caught me downloading Dust from the playstation store Picture this, I was caught throwing my dualshock at the back wall
I had tried to report bugs Nothing in the Logs, another PITA Why should CCP fix it When they told me Its just a beta |
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GM Unicorn
Hedion University Amarr Empire
265
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Posted - 2012.09.26 17:19:00 -
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Hey you two, it is not a GOON good/ GOON bad, isn't it?
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Cerebral Wolf Jr
Immobile Infantry
760
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Posted - 2012.09.26 18:58:00 -
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GM Unicorn wrote:Hey you two, it is not a GOON good/ GOON bad, isn't it?
Not at all, He's a dirty, filthy Testie. He's not worthy of having an actual neckbeard. |
Kelshaw Xu
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
65
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Posted - 2012.09.26 19:46:00 -
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You know that guy who GTA your dropship? I found him he is, here.
edit: i broke the link. just realized it maybe against forum rules. you can look the song up yourself "I'm a Pilot" by Dos Gringos. |
Dreylor Thunderfall
Conspiratus Immortalis
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Posted - 2012.09.26 20:01:00 -
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GM Unicorn wrote:LOOOL! I really want to hear those. Maybe a silly animutation with autotune will do the trick, but I think you should work a bit on the Chorus :p +FAV I think you guys need to work on the chorus too;) |
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