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        |  Naturi Riclenore
 BetaMax.
 
 120
 
 
      | Posted - 2012.09.21 19:47:00 -
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 Ok....
 
 We all know a new build is comming and this build has had it's fair share of issues; of which the new build supposedly fixes many of these. I figured we should remember this build so when NDA drops, we can show our fellow DUST'rs what we went through. (Plus Unicorn asked why one hadn't been done yet)
 
 Who knows, maybe get some screen caps / vids, a singer and we got a #1 hit
  
 Here here it is (you what song to sing it to.. and if you don't - FOR SHAME and here: http://quietube3.com/v.php/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic&feature=player_embedded).. And yes, I kept it clean for the kiddies
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 [Verse 1]
 I spent my ISK on a fit
 Weapons and modules for it
 Fitted them in the right place
 And Now I'm ready to play
 
 Ambush or Skirmish that's it
 A random Battle Instance
 Voicechat aint working again
 Please let my bullets hit
 
 War room was showin
 Dust Mercs, battle startin
 Screen fades, now we're going
 WHAT'S THIS ON MY DROPSUIT SAYING?
 
 
 [Chorus]
 Hey match just started, And this is crazy
 So please excuse me, "Invalid Fits" team!
 
 It's hard to not shout, And cuss and scream
 So please excuse me, "Invalid Fits" team!
 
 Hey match just started, And this is crazy
 So please excuse me, "Invalid Fits" team!
 
 Back to the Main Quarters, to try and fix this
 So please excuse me, "Invalid Fits" team!
 
 
 [Verse 2]
 And now my P S 3's locked
 Restarting might screw it up
 Please give me a little luck
 No yellow light of death
 
 5th try to start up a match
 Please don't kick to M Q
 Another match "Server Full"
 C C P fix this build
 
 War room was showin
 Dust Mercs, battle startin
 Screen fades, now we're going
 WHAT'S THIS ON MY DROPSUIT SAYING?
 
 
 *[Chorus]*
 
 
 [Bridge]
 And boy this beta build is bad are you aware that, the lag is real bad
 The lag is real real bad
 And boy this beta build is bad are you aware that, the lag is real bad
 The lag is real real bad
 
 It's hard to not shout, And cuss and scream
 So please excuse me, "Invalid Fits" team!
 
 Hey match just started, And this is crazy
 So please excuse me, "Invalid Fits" team!
 
 Back to the Main Quarters, to try and fix this
 So please excuse me, "Invalid Fits" team!
 
 And boy this beta build is bad are you aware that, the lag is real bad
 The lag is real real bad
 And boy this beta build is bad are you aware that, the lag is real bad
 "Invalid Fits" team!
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        |  Fiasco Llana
 Sanmatar Kelkoons
 Minmatar Republic
 
 251
 
 
      | Posted - 2012.09.21 19:49:00 -
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 *begins sobbing quietly* That was beau- beautiful...
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        |  Jimbo Boilstaff
 Algintal Core
 Gallente Federation
 
 83
 
 
      | Posted - 2012.09.21 19:51:00 -
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 Lol i always thought it was "killing in the name of' by Rage against the machine.......
 
 
 Kittens you i wont do what you told me......
 
 Invalid
 
 
 
 lol
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        |  Fiasco Llana
 Sanmatar Kelkoons
 Minmatar Republic
 
 251
 
 
      | Posted - 2012.09.21 19:56:00 -
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 Jimbo Boilstaff wrote:Lol i always thought it was "killing in the name of' by Rage against the machine.......
 
 Kittens you i wont do what you told me......
 
 Invalid
 
 
 
 lol
 
 Some of those that work full time, are the same that complain alot.
 
 I know I do.
 
 Load up on guns, and bring your friends
 It's fun to lose and to pretend
 She's overboard and self-sufficent
 Oh, no, I know a good player
 
 Halo, halo, halo, like halo (x3)
 Halo, Halo, Halo
 
 With the dropship, it's less dangerous
 Here we are now, entertain us
 I feel nooby and outrageous
 Here we are now, entertain us
 
 A charge rifle
 An draftee
 A skill tree
 My shields
 Yeah
 
 I'm worse at what I do best
 And for this gift I feel blessed
 Our little squad has always been
 And always will until the end
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        |  Grezkev
 The Red Guards
 
 100
 
 
      | Posted - 2012.09.21 20:06:00 -
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 Very strange rhyming scheme:
 
 First verse is... AACD
 Second is... ABCA
 Third is.... ABAB
 
 I'm gunna go out on a limb here and say this is your first attempt at songwriting.
 
 Jespen's first verse rhymes like this: AAAD
 
 o_0
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        |  Naturi Riclenore
 BetaMax.
 
 120
 
 
      | Posted - 2012.09.21 21:14:00 -
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 Grezkev wrote:Very strange rhyming scheme:
 First verse is... AACD
 Second is... ABCA
 Third is.... ABAB
 
 I'm gunna go out on a limb here and say this is your first attempt at songwriting.
 
 Jespen's first verse rhymes like this: AAAD
 
 o_0
 
 
 If you're talking about me.. yeah I wasn't really going for any type of rhyming scheme
  . just something to show our hatred of this build  | 
      
      
        |  Kain Spero
 Imperfects
 Negative-Feedback
 
 902
 
 
      | Posted - 2012.09.22 07:40:00 -
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 I'm working with Jay Z's "99 problems". So far I've got:
 
 I've got 99 problems but my fits ain't one
 
 If you've got invalids I feel bad for you son
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        |  GM Unicorn
 Hedion University
 Amarr Empire
 
 265
 
 
  
 
      | Posted - 2012.09.26 13:54:00 -
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 LOOOL! I really want to hear those. Maybe a silly animutation with autotune will do the trick, but I think you should work a bit on the Chorus :p
 +FAV
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        |  dent 308
 Subdreddit
 Test Alliance Please Ignore
 
 967
 
 
      | Posted - 2012.09.26 14:06:00 -
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 Sing it, and put it up on soundcloud.
 
 PLs bard has a few up there :
 http://soundcloud.com/davidkmagnus
 Check out Fight us maybe specifically.
 
 Notchicken has a few scattered about as well:
 http://soundcloud.com/notchicken
 
 
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        |  Cerebral Wolf Jr
 Immobile Infantry
 
 760
 
 
      | Posted - 2012.09.26 14:09:00 -
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 How very dare you post this and not add Uncle SUAS to that list?
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        |  dent 308
 Subdreddit
 Test Alliance Please Ignore
 
 967
 
 
      | Posted - 2012.09.26 14:09:00 -
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 HBC bards only.
 
 edit : HBC bards, best bards.
 
 For our CFC spacebros.
 Little Bees : http://youtu.be/Vfv1QtZDirY
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        |  Cerebral Wolf Jr
 Immobile Infantry
 
 760
 
 
      | Posted - 2012.09.26 14:11:00 -
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 Still, i'd think you'd like SUAS stuff enough to share, i know i do.
 
 i love it when he sings to us on Roams.
 
 http://soundcloud.com/shutupandshave/tracks
 
 I love this one: http://soundcloud.com/shutupandshave/109-stupid-goons
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        |  Dzark Kill
 Tronhadar Free Guard
 Minmatar Republic
 
 115
 
 
      | Posted - 2012.09.26 15:09:00 -
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 t'is just a beta (to the rift of Shaggy, it wasn't me)
 
 
 
 (Yo', Dust) Yo'
 (Open up, Dust) What do you want, man?
 (Dam game won't load) You tried again?
 (many times I didn't want this happen) Why not?
 (Its not fun, you know) Its Dust
 (I don't know what to do) Say its just a Beta
 (Alright)
 
 Honey came in and she caught me downloading
 Dust from the playstation store
 Picture this, I was caught throwing my dualshock at the back wall
 
 How could I forget that this is
 Just another game
 All this time she was standing there
 She was saying "thats so Lame"
 
 How can you play a game with so many issues
 random Crash and bug riden while you try to have some fun
 You better watch your tears or grab some tissue
 Best for you and the situation not to cry on forum
 To be a true player you have to know how to play
 Its not just a night, you need to play all day
 Never admit to being bad when they call you out in the forum
 And you tell them Kitten no way
 
 But the hit detections so bad (Its just a beta)
 Saw me dieing for no reason (Its just a beta)
 Its impossible to hit a scout (Its just a beta)
 And the tanks are over powered (Its just a beta)
 
 She saw the tension in my shoulders (Its just a beta)
 Heard the words that I told her (Its just a beta)
 Heard the scream get louder (Its just a beta)
 She stayed until it was over
 
 Honey came in and she caught me downloading
 Dust from the playstation store
 Picture this, I was caught throwing my dualshock at the back wall
 
 I had tried to report bugs
 Nothing in the Logs, another PITA
 Why should CCP fix it
 When they told me Its just a beta
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        |  GM Unicorn
 Hedion University
 Amarr Empire
 
 265
 
 
  
 
      | Posted - 2012.09.26 17:19:00 -
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 Hey you two, it is not a GOON good/ GOON bad, isn't it?
 
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        |  Cerebral Wolf Jr
 Immobile Infantry
 
 760
 
 
      | Posted - 2012.09.26 18:58:00 -
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 GM Unicorn wrote:Hey you two, it is not a GOON good/ GOON bad, isn't it?
 
 Not at all, He's a dirty, filthy Testie. He's not worthy of having an actual neckbeard.
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        |  Kelshaw Xu
 ZionTCD
 Legacy Rising
 
 65
 
 
      | Posted - 2012.09.26 19:46:00 -
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 You know that guy who GTA your dropship? I found him he is, here.
 
 edit: i broke the link. just realized it maybe against forum rules. you can look the song up yourself "I'm a Pilot" by Dos Gringos.
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        |  Dreylor Thunderfall
 Conspiratus Immortalis
 
 44
 
 
      | Posted - 2012.09.26 20:01:00 -
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 GM Unicorn wrote:LOOOL! I really want to hear those. Maybe a silly animutation with autotune will do the trick, but I think you should work a bit on the Chorus :p+FAV
 I think you guys need to work on the chorus too;)
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