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Posted - 2012.09.20 04:09:00 -
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-The Banana Skin
Carried in the equipment slot, you can drop it behind you or throw it forward like a grenade. If a vehicle steps over it, it will stop completely and spin out of control for 3 seconds.
If infantry steps over a banana skin, they will slip and fall to the floor, unable to move until they get up 3 seconds later. Heavies will be unable to get up by themselves until a logi bro comes to help them.
Prototype version increases the number of bananas up to 3. They will follow the player in a line behind him, until they are used. If anyone trying to stab the player in the back steps over the line of banana skins, they will slip and fall to the ground like described above.
A suitable cartoonish sound effect should be developed. Previous license from Nintendo may be required to use the Banana Skin.
- The Thunderbolt:
A 1 use item to be carried in the equipment slot, when used it shrinks all the vehicles in the match to a tenth of their original size, thus increasing their cute factor by ten!!!. The sound effects of said vehicles will be changed to reflect this improved cute status.
However, all that awesome cuteness has a price, which is that all those vehicles stats (shield, armor, speed, damage, etc..) will also be reduced to a tenth of their original amount.
Also, due to their tiny size, the new cute vehicles can be crushed and destroyed by infantry players, friend or foe, that happen to accidentally step over them.
All in all, a small price to pay for having the entire map full of cute tanks, lav and dropships, to be sure!!! 
Previous license from Nintendo may be required to use the Thunderbolt.
- The I.W.I. (I Wish I Was him.)
Again, another 1 use item to be carried in the equipment slot, when you use this item, it instantly swaps the location you and the player with the best score in your team are ocupying at that moment.
Have you ever turn a corner and found 4 heavies waiting for you? Fear not, use the IWI, and exchange your place with the best player of your team. That will show those heavies!!! 
Your dropship is going out of control and you are sure is going to be destroyed? Use the IWI! The expert hands of your best player will have no trouble saving that dropship.
Your best player is lost and cannot find the objectives or the hotspots were you have been uselessly dying just because you are not good enough? Use the IWI! Your best player will be forever thankful that you saved him the walk to the real action!
The prototype version should work passively and activate by itself whenever your armor got below 5%. Don't feel bad, remember that what seems a hopeless situation for you, is actually a piece of cake for someone who possess the extraordinary skills to be a number 1 in the score boards. |