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Novawolf McDustingham The514th Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 43	Posted - 2012.08.31 04:55:00 - [1] - Quote Praise his name. All those who feel his wrath are but heathens who have yet to learn of his ways and pay homage to his greatness through... SACRIFICE! REPENT! From The Book of xXNovawolf420irondustXx, 5:14 You must give unto him but one suit of Aurum, It must be only one and only for him, It shall not be given a vile weapon or equipment. It shall be given but one thing - A name, "Invalid", Set this offering as your favorite as a show of your faith, Offer unto him this one invalid suit and he shall allow you to keep your others, For he is naught but generous, All praise the lord of Invalid Fits. YES! Do you see? Praise him! Praise the God of Invalid Fits!
RolyatDerTeufel D3ath D3alers RISE of LEGION 1648	Posted - 2012.08.31 04:57:00 - [2] - Quote That's the Amarr for ya....
STB Vermaak Doe 558	Posted - 2012.08.31 04:59:00 - [3] - Quote RolyatDerTeufel wrote: That's the Amarr for ya.... Run before they suicide bomb people
Telcontar Dunedain Imperfects Negative-Feedback 328	Posted - 2012.08.31 04:59:00 - [4] - Quote Be happy with invalid fits... it means you can login and you actually get to a match.
RolyatDerTeufel D3ath D3alers RISE of LEGION 1648	Posted - 2012.08.31 05:00:00 - [5] - Quote STB Vermaak Doe wrote: RolyatDerTeufel wrote: That's the Amarr for ya.... Run before they suicide bomb people Idk about you, but i respawn and can bomb again. Smart Bombing, actually.
Novawolf McDustingham The514th Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 43	Posted - 2012.08.31 05:05:00 - [6] - Quote Heathens! Follow his word, and be set free! He only wishes for little, but you would deny him the smallest of tribute - SO HE TAKES ALL THAT YOU HOLD DEAR! REPENT! REPENT!
RolyatDerTeufel D3ath D3alers RISE of LEGION 1648	Posted - 2012.08.31 05:07:00 - [7] - Quote STB Vermaak Doe wrote: RolyatDerTeufel wrote: That's the Amarr for ya.... Run before they suicide bomb people Run before I RE people.
STB Vermaak Doe 558	Posted - 2012.08.31 05:09:00 - [8] - Quote RolyatDerTeufel wrote: STB Vermaak Doe wrote: RolyatDerTeufel wrote: That's the Amarr for ya.... Run before they suicide bomb people Idk about you, but i respawn and can bomb again. Smart Bombing, actually. I'll get Drake doe to level the area Keep it in the family but i am of no relation
Novawolf McDustingham The514th Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 43	Posted - 2012.08.31 05:17:00 - [9] - Quote FOOLS! I HAVE GIVEN YOU THE KEYS TO YOUR SALVATION, BUT YOU WOULD DENY THE TRUTH AND LET THE GATES TO PARADISE LIE FOREVER CLOSED BEFORE YOU AND THOSE YOU HOLD DEAR. Go ahead, pay tribute to your gods of relogging and rebooting from the battle map. Leave unfinished work on the battlefield, you blasphemes. For I know the ONE TRUE GOD! I have seen the promised land of hours of uninterrupted game play. And it is through tribute and sacrifice to HIM that I now stand here, Forever Valid! Praise him!
Free Beers Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1037	Posted - 2012.08.31 05:24:00 - [10] - Quote Novawolf McDustingham The514th wrote: FOOLS! I HAVE GIVEN YOU THE KEYS TO YOUR SALVATION, BUT YOU WOULD DENY THE TRUTH AND LET THE GATES TO PARADISE LIE FOREVER CLOSED BEFORE YOU AND THOSE YOU HOLD DEAR. Go ahead, pay tribute to your gods of relogging and rebooting from the battle map. Leave unfinished work on the battlefield, you blasphemes. For I know the ONE TRUE GOD! I have seen the promised land of hours of uninterrupted game play. And it is through tribute and sacrifice to HIM that I now stand here, Forever Valid! Praise him! /me offers up a suit of aurum in hopes of appeasing the Lord of invalid fits and wishes to live a humble and simple life of mercdom with valid suit fits.

Iron Wolf Saber BetaMax. 2867	Posted - 2012.08.31 05:24:00 - [11] - Quote Dude... His name is scotty the unfourtuanate victime of a clone accident. He and 9000 other copies of him are station managers. The clones however only contain 1/9000ths of the genius' former intellect so they make mistakes often. The family sued and to provide care to all the clones they made him the station manager of every sinlge one of them. He just like hitting the big red eject button by the armory label.
Novawolf McDustingham The514th Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 43	Posted - 2012.08.31 05:41:00 - [12] - Quote Iron Wolf Saber wrote: Dude... His name is scotty the unfourtuanate victime of a clone accident. He and 9000 other copies of him are station managers. The clones however only contain 1/9000ths of the genius' former intellect so they make mistakes often. The family sued and to provide care to all the clones they made him the station manager of every sinlge one of them. He just like hitting the big red eject button by the armory label. Scotty? The ginger kid with the cleft palate - a god of fittings? No, no, you are mistaken. This, this is older, darker, and both its legs are the same length.
Iron Wolf Saber BetaMax. 2867	Posted - 2012.08.31 16:15:00 - [13] - Quote I dont know what he looks like, ive been told hes gallente. This is an eve online joke though as scotty is seemingly the station manager in all of them and gives you an error message when you swap ships too quickly.
arimal lavaren L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising 186	Posted - 2012.08.31 19:34:00 - [14] - Quote This amuses me, I for one will be making my offering as a token of luck for this evening's coming conflicts.
Sees-Too-Much 332	Posted - 2012.08.31 20:03:00 - [15] - Quote The God of Invalid fits spoke to me. He said "You, are the chosen one, the one who will deliver the message. A message of hope to those who choose to hear it, and a warning to those who do not." I forgot to write it down, though, and I don't remember the rest.
Cpl Quartz 127	Posted - 2012.08.31 20:08:00 - [16] - Quote im fielding an armour rep and shield extender :( sue me.
Cpl Quartz 127	Posted - 2012.08.31 20:12:00 - [17] - Quote RolyatDerTeufel wrote: STB Vermaak Doe wrote: RolyatDerTeufel wrote: That's the Amarr for ya.... Run before they suicide bomb people Idk about you, but i respawn and can bomb again. Smart Bombing, actually. ah thats what the invisible damage is. invisible satchel charges.
Disturbingly Bored Universal Allies Inc. 92	Posted - 2012.08.31 20:19:00 - [18] - Quote RolyatDerTeufel wrote: STB Vermaak Doe wrote: RolyatDerTeufel wrote: That's the Amarr for ya.... Run before they suicide bomb people Idk about you, but i respawn and can bomb again. Smart Bombing, actually. This suddenly gave me a horrific idea... Implementing EVE Disco Ships in DUST. Blow up everyone but you! It'd be wildly entertaining as a Grenade Slot item.
iBrohan Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation 2	Posted - 2012.09.10 14:29:00 - [19] - Quote Bump for wanting to show others this hilarious thread.
Loss Tovas ZionTCD Legacy Rising 236	Posted - 2012.09.10 14:35:00 - [20] - Quote YES! Give us Disco Suits!

Sha Kharn Clone Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS. 1087	Posted - 2012.09.10 14:36:00 - [21] - Quote I praised his name and now only get invalid fits every 4 games. Its worth the effort I say.
Corban Lahnder ZionTCD Legacy Rising 158	Posted - 2012.09.10 14:39:00 - [22] - Quote Im caldari buddy. I care about one thing. CASSSSHHHHHH!!!!!
Iron Wolf Saber BetaMax. 2867	Posted - 2012.09.10 14:44:00 - [23] - Quote For those of you who don't play eve, Scotty is the name of the manager of the station. ALL of the stations.
DestrukterDust Zumari Force Projection Caldari State 12	Posted - 2012.09.10 15:28:00 - [24] - Quote Novawolf McDustingham The514th wrote: FOOLS! I HAVE GIVEN YOU THE KEYS TO YOUR SALVATION, BUT YOU WOULD DENY THE TRUTH AND LET THE GATES TO PARADISE LIE FOREVER CLOSED BEFORE YOU AND THOSE YOU HOLD DEAR. Go ahead, pay tribute to your gods of relogging and rebooting from the battle map. Leave unfinished work on the battlefield, you blasphemes. For I know the ONE TRUE GOD! I have seen the promised land of hours of uninterrupted game play. And it is through tribute and sacrifice to HIM that I now stand here, Forever Valid! Praise him! Oh my GOD! CVA has come to dust -_- now i must repent. btw used the amarr holy cows name in vain..... :( ...hate CVA we, mildly intoxicated will hot drop you until your god begs us for mercy and his holy apples are crushed.


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