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Novawolf McDustingham The514th
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.08.31 04:55:00 -
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Praise his name.
All those who feel his wrath are but heathens who have yet to learn of his ways and pay homage to his greatness through...
SACRIFICE!
REPENT! From The Book of xXNovawolf420irondustXx, 5:14
You must give unto him but one suit of Aurum,
It must be only one and only for him,
It shall not be given a vile weapon or equipment.
It shall be given but one thing - A name, "Invalid",
Set this offering as your favorite as a show of your faith,
Offer unto him this one invalid suit and he shall allow you to keep your others,
For he is naught but generous,
All praise the lord of Invalid Fits.
YES! Do you see? Praise him! Praise the God of Invalid Fits! |
Novawolf McDustingham The514th
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
43
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Posted - 2012.08.31 05:05:00 -
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Heathens!
Follow his word, and be set free!
He only wishes for little, but you would deny him the smallest of tribute - SO HE TAKES ALL THAT YOU HOLD DEAR!
REPENT!
REPENT! |
Novawolf McDustingham The514th
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
43
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Posted - 2012.08.31 05:17:00 -
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FOOLS!
I HAVE GIVEN YOU THE KEYS TO YOUR SALVATION, BUT YOU WOULD DENY THE TRUTH AND LET THE GATES TO PARADISE LIE FOREVER CLOSED BEFORE YOU AND THOSE YOU HOLD DEAR.
Go ahead, pay tribute to your gods of relogging and rebooting from the battle map. Leave unfinished work on the battlefield, you blasphemes.
For I know the ONE TRUE GOD! I have seen the promised land of hours of uninterrupted game play.
And it is through tribute and sacrifice to HIM that I now stand here, Forever Valid!
Praise him! |
Novawolf McDustingham The514th
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
43
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Posted - 2012.08.31 05:41:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Dude... His name is scotty the unfourtuanate victime of a clone accident.
He and 9000 other copies of him are station managers.
The clones however only contain 1/9000ths of the genius' former intellect so they make mistakes often.
The family sued and to provide care to all the clones they made him the station manager of every sinlge one of them.
He just like hitting the big red eject button by the armory label.
Scotty? The ginger kid with the cleft palate - a god of fittings?
No, no, you are mistaken.
This, this is older, darker, and both its legs are the same length. |
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