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Aeon Amadi
Maverick Conflict Solutions
1003
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Posted - 2012.07.28 06:23:00 -
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It was terrifying at first, I have to admit. Being dropped from orbit - on fire with my tungsten-mixed plating barely holding together against the burning entry. I could feel the computer system dump liquid coolant into the pipes to try and compensate for the extreme temperatures in a hardy attempt to keep from melting. The super-processor alone posed enough heat to cause superficial burns on incompetent users of my programming.
Regardless, there I were, falling from space and onto the desolate sands of the barren wasteland. There were a few buildings set about the outcropping but the humans were quick to compensate using a global positioning system on-board the Mobile Command Center. Soon enough I pummeled a good spot into the ground, just beside a catwalk that lead to a cargo platform. It was as good as spot as any, close by to my friend who was aptly named CRU. He would wave to me if he were capable.
This battle wasn't going to be a long one, the attackers had no clue as to what they were trying to accomplish. From the distance I could see dropships landing atop of towers, perched on the spot lights that - ironically - warned them of the dangers of colliding with the super structure. The ground forces were disorganized at best, more of an upstart militia than an actual military.
The battle raged on - rather, it fizzled on - and the attackers never could get a foot-hold despite a few of them putting down drop-uplinks. Those little deviants always made fun of CRU and his more archaic programming. I hated them, myself, considering that I had a few housed inside my cargo supplies for the spoiled brats that always used them. I suppose they do their service to the war community but I'll be damned if I don't give them the stink eye whenever they find their way in a human's hands.
It was then that I realized the error of fate.. My trust in the humans for dropping me in this hell-hole.. All I wanted was to do my job, give ammunition to mercenaries and dispense weaponry. A silent partisan, if you will.. But there's always one cynical dumb *** you have to watch out for.. This time they gave the Darwin degenerate a ****ing tank..
I could see one mercenary try his best to save me, screaming into his helmet, bouncing up and down like a rabid dog in heat begging for a bone devoid of water.. Waving his arms and firing his weapon at the tank in a desperate attempt to spare me from the stupidity.. All I wanted was to do my job.. I could feel my shields wittle away, bit by bit.. If I had nails I'm sure he would have been prying them off with a pair of pliers, the sadistic ****..
Another mercenary tried to join in my rescue, fluttering his thick armored clad fingers over my console to try and engage my FFID (Friendly Fire Invulnerability Drive). The other merc - the dancer - began to try and repair me with a repair tool.. It was too late, I could feel coolant leaking from my piping.. Death slowly taking me as error messages began to register to the solid-state hard-drive housed within.. Stacking up, relaying the pain and anguish that began to overtake everything at once as the Large Neutron Blaster peeled away at my metallic flesh..
Is this what my just reward was? Fueling the war with it's needed essentials..? A sick twist of irony in which that which I gave was my undoing..? A harsh lesson - forced to learn that the world is an unfair, uncaring, and unavoidable world of hatred.. misery.. and death..
Based on a True Story. |
Minmatar Slave 74136
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
291
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Posted - 2012.07.28 06:30:00 -
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+1 |
Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
1849
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Posted - 2012.07.28 06:45:00 -
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Best perspective EVER for a battle report. |
Dante Brown
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
28
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Posted - 2012.07.28 06:48:00 -
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I Barrack Obama Approve Of This Message. |
Kcobra Rod
Foxhound Corporation
55
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Posted - 2012.07.28 06:51:00 -
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What did you die from? |
ICECREAMK1NG WARRIORS
99
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Posted - 2012.07.28 06:55:00 -
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yup got that t shirt. +1 |
Lurchasaurus
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
808
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Posted - 2012.07.28 06:59:00 -
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I like supply depots, just not when theyre on the other team. when we get bigger maps with more players, where we can spare a logi to guard a cru or a depot, i wont shoot them.
i always ask my team beforehand if there are any serious problems and they all say theyd rather not ahving to deal with enemies with unlimited swarms and forges |
Aeon Amadi
Maverick Conflict Solutions
1003
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Posted - 2012.07.28 07:08:00 -
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Kcobra Rod wrote:What did you die from?
Forensics say the Supply Depot died from a Gallente Heavy Attack Vehicle with A Large Blaster Cannon. |
Lurchasaurus
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
808
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Posted - 2012.07.28 07:10:00 -
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Aeon Amadi wrote:Kcobra Rod wrote:What did you die from? Forensics say the Supply Depot died from a Gallente Heavy Attack Vehicle with A Large Blaster Cannon.
whew...good im not a suspect here....
i use a railgun that shoots light posts |
Veigar Mordekaiser
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
676
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Posted - 2012.07.28 08:09:00 -
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This was awesome, I always wondered how those supply depots feel when my team tells use my Forgegun on them... Next time, I'll be a little more sympathetic in my sadistic undoing of their lives. |
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crazy space
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
879
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Posted - 2012.07.28 09:27:00 -
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Oh took me a second. Lulz, epic post |
Ignatius Crumwald
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
475
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Posted - 2012.07.28 10:35:00 -
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My new doctrine is to run into enemy territory and spawn three very well fit marauders for them to hack if a friendly tank destroys a supply depot without my permission.
I can afford it. I just bought 50 fully fit for this purpose and still have 50 mil ISK to spare.
I run a hybrid heavy/assault style right now and it really effs up my ability to be of help by swapping fits when some dope blows the depot.
So, again that's you need MY permission - NOT a majority of the team - ME. |
Mo Gallas Gentralde
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
178
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Posted - 2012.07.28 10:49:00 -
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Mo Gallas Gentralde wrote: This is why Supply Depots should NOT give War Points or EXP for their destruction. If they are to be destroyed it should be for a tactical advantage only |
Sha Kharn Clone
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
1087
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Posted - 2012.07.28 11:31:00 -
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I shall nevar ever and even if under orders hurt another supply depo as long as i live.
+ 1 op |
Relyt R
Sinq Laison Gendarmes
Gallente Federation
56
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Posted - 2012.07.29 07:45:00 -
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Ignatius Crumwald wrote:My new doctrine is to run into enemy territory and spawn three very well fit marauders for them to hack if a friendly tank destroys a supply depot without my permission.
I can afford it. I just bought 50 fully fit for this purpose and still have 50 mil ISK to spare.
I run a hybrid heavy/assault style right now and it really effs up my ability to be of help by swapping fits when some dope blows the depot.
So, again that's you need MY permission - NOT a majority of the team - ME.
You do us all proud ignatius |
Rasatsu
Much Crying Old Experts
437
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Posted - 2012.07.29 07:57:00 -
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We wouldn't be shooting you if you weren't such a slutty depot. |
zerkin gerend
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
67
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Posted - 2012.07.29 10:16:00 -
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i want part 2 |
Dillan NightStorm
Seituoda Taskforce Command
Caldari State
70
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Posted - 2012.07.29 10:26:00 -
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Next the story of a Fish in a pond in the middle of a Orbital strike, It's sure to last 4 pages!
All it wanted to do was swim! |
Gatsu Scarz
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
55
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Posted - 2012.07.29 10:38:00 -
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Man i was crying at the end. BRAVO BRAVO
frows him some roses |
Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
1849
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Posted - 2012.07.29 11:15:00 -
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I'll still blow up supply depots when it's beneficial to do so...
...but I'll feel bad about it... |
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