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Superluminal Replicant
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Posted - 2012.07.21 02:21:00 -
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Ok played a match tonight with voice chat turned on. So the battle starts and we spawn in and first thing I hear on chat is.....
"You cant measure me while im soft" and a girl laughing in the background.
Put me off for the entire game lol.
Anyone else hear random funny stuff on voice chat?
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Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
1849
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Posted - 2012.07.21 02:38:00 -
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I've shouted "**** YOU I'M A PIGEON!" at a sniper who killed me once. Then remembered my mic was on.
I may have been slightly drunk at the time... |
BAD FURRY
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
247
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Posted - 2012.07.21 02:52:00 -
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"yo dog whats you playin there" "Yo man its a new space game its gona be the sh!!!T when its all done"
"looks like that halo game dog" "yo man you crazzy this sh!t dont look at all like halo"
'so ya i was like ......for REAL ? |
Calgoth Reborn
United Front LLC
145
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Posted - 2012.07.21 03:58:00 -
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Well i have had games when one of your team mate's has voice on and play's crappy music so no one else on comm's can hear anyone else talk not mentioning any names point's at the poster above me |
Renzo Kuken
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
369
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Posted - 2012.07.21 04:03:00 -
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had a game and this was said
guy in BG. hey what happend to my bong?
guy playing. i dunno dude check under the desk
guy in BG. here bong bong bong bong bong
guy playing. dude i am on comms call the bong a smoking lamp
guy in BG. here smoking lamp smoking lamp smokin lamp smoking lamp
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Forlorn Destrier
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
914
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Posted - 2012.07.21 05:07:00 -
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Superluminal Replicant wrote:Ok played a match tonight with voice chat turned on. So the battle starts and we spawn in and first thing I hear on chat is.....
"You cant measure me while im soft" and a girl laughing in the background.
Put me off for the entire game lol.
Anyone else hear random funny stuff on voice chat?
snicker |
Debacle Nano
Shadow Company HQ
639
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Posted - 2012.07.21 05:47:00 -
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"Spawn at A if you have a pair." |
Superluminal Replicant
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Posted - 2012.07.23 06:47:00 -
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Had some American guy on chat tonight for a few fights and he was going mental every time he died, I couldnt stop laughing. He sucked so bad lol. Every death he had it was "Fk you mother fker" "WTF" "OMFG fk you" he had like a 3/14 score. But we still won that map. Apparently everyone was overpowered except him :P |
Hellhammer Tactical
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.23 06:56:00 -
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no-one on the eu server really uses coms :( COD4 had the best i can remember....
some guy was talking in spanish, next thing i know he is being harassed by an american woman.
Woman: Are you gay? i heard that all spanish guys are gay!
she then spent the rest of the game harassing him |
Superluminal Replicant
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Posted - 2012.07.23 07:01:00 -
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Yeah There was a girl in one match the other day and we was easily winning and had them all in there red spawn zone and she says "hey guys lets give them a chance let them take some objectives" Nobody gave them a chance at all then she went crazy told us all to go fk ourselfs lol and left the match. |
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BAD FURRY
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
247
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Posted - 2012.07.23 07:15:00 -
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ok so this got some loling from my team becus i fead it back over the mic ti my team .
i started the game hereing the other team so i fead it to my team at the start so they would know what they were doing .
other team guy 1 : im caling in my tank guy 2: ya me to
~i get in a drop ship and fly over to the tower bace that over looks there spawn~
guy 1:ok i need a gunn..WTF not even 5 sce into the mach and my tank is getting hit with SL PRO !
Bad furry: DAM RITE M@THERF#$@ER !!!
some guy on my team :LOL thats the funnyis thing i hered in this game over coms LOL !
Guy 1 on the other team Were the F#$% are all the SL missiles coming from ?
guy2: O thats why its Bad furry that F@cking spawn camping SL ***** !
Guy in tank 3 : OMG HOW CAN HE HIT ME IM BEHIND A TOWER ..~BooM go,s tank~ OMFG WTF !
guy 2: Omg what the hell they got 3 sigegs on there team Wtf there must be using all pro suits !
guy 3 omg whos trying to crush me with a drop ship O my god how did he kill me with it !
guy 1 : who ?
guy2 its Bad furry f@cking no skill SL ***** cant kill with out drop ships or SL~crush~ O..Omg realy .
guy 4 ok lets go for A
guy 3 ok ...hay help me kill them guys that jump from there drop ship
guy 4 ya im trying ..... ok good got them
guy 3 O **** look out drop~cruch~ship !
guy 4 ya aww man he got me you alive?
guy 3 no got me to.
guy 2 he is in a promethies drop ship that why o im going to Sho~crush~ dam it !
guy1 im calling in anuther tank!
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guy1 omg What is with all the SL !!
guy 2 its becus Bad furrys on the other team its all he do,s
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so ya go,s on with guy 2 saying how there going to win but were going to bleed them when all we lost was 2 tanks and hey lost
6or so isk drop ships 8 or so isk tanks so ya i gest if that what he calls bleed then ok
but then guy 3 lost 5 of them isk tanks so ya BLEED rite ! |
BAD FURRY
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
247
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Posted - 2012.07.23 07:17:00 -
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BAD FURRY wrote:ok so this got some loling from my team becus i fead it back over the mic ti my team . i started the game hereing the other team so i fead it to my team at the start so they would know what they were doing . other team guy 1 : im caling in my tank guy 2: ya me to ~i get in a drop ship and fly over to the tower bace that over looks there spawn~ guy 1:ok i need a gunn..WTF not even 5 sce into the mach and my tank is getting hit with SL PRO ! Bad furry: DAM RITE M@THERF#$@ER !!! some guy on my team :LOL thats the funnyis thing i hered in this game over coms LOL ! Guy 1 on the other team Were the F#$% are all the SL missiles coming from ? guy2: O thats why its Bad furry that F@cking spawn camping SL ***** ! Guy in tank 3 : OMG HOW CAN HE HIT ME IM BEHIND A TOWER ..~BooM go,s tank~ OMFG WTF ! guy 2: Omg what the hell they got 3 sigegs on there team Wtf there must be using all pro suits ! guy 3 omg whos trying to crush me with a drop ship O my god how did he kill me with it ! guy 1 : who ? guy2 its Bad furry f@cking no skill SL ***** cant kill with out drop ships or SL~crush~ O..Omg realy . guy 4 ok lets go for A guy 3 ok ...hay help me kill them guys that jump from there drop ship guy 4 ya im trying ..... ok good got them guy 3 O **** look out drop~cruch~ship ! guy 4 ya aww man he got me you alive? guy 3 no got me to. guy 2 he is in a promethies drop ship that why o im going to Sho~crush~ dam it ! guy1 im calling in anuther tank! .... guy1 omg What is with all the SL !! guy 2 its becus Bad furrys on the other team its all he do,s ///// so ya go,s on with guy 2 saying how there going to win but were going to bleed them when all we lost was 2 tanks and hey lost 6or so isk drop ships 8 or so isk tanks so ya i gest if that what he calls bleed then ok but then guy 3 lost 5 of them isk tanks so ya BLEED rite !
BUFF MY EGO !!!!!!!! |
ilafey
29
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Posted - 2012.07.23 07:24:00 -
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I actually think one of those 2 people was me because I remember you in the prom crushing people |
BAD FURRY
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
247
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Posted - 2012.07.23 07:56:00 -
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ilafey wrote:I actually think one of those 2 people was me because I remember you in the prom crushing people
sad thing was it was not a pro drop ship lol it was a milnt |
Daddrobit
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz
RISE of LEGION
277
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Posted - 2012.07.23 08:09:00 -
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Pretty much any game with the princess guy is pretty memorable. Just got out of a game with him.
"WTF?!?!? Remote Explosives?!?!? No Skill! You have No Skill. Stop Playing the game. I will eat a cookie now! Then I come back and kill you!"
And the accent just makes it. |
Dewie Cheecham
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
677
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Posted - 2012.07.23 08:15:00 -
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One of the funny things I've heard, on the rare occasion that people are on comms, were when I were hearing the other team. There are always people unhappy when they lose a tank.
The best one were early in this build, I were in a Madrugar at the time, and were just shooting what I could get my sights on. A Sica went up, and then a lot of swearing on the comms, as I turned around an enemy LAV were approaching, straight on, and I killed it, and then the passenger that had gotten out with an SL.
I assume they were rather new, they certainly could not handle being killed that fast in their Militia vehicles. The remaining 8 minutes of the match, they kept calling out sightings of me, and my team mates who were in tanks. They didn't have a name, just that it was a ***** tank that just ******* needed to die.
We didn't.
Another instance we me, I was tired. Tthe comms were fairly active when I had a few good (lucky) shots killing a camper, and then made my mad evil-scientist laugh.
*Crickets chirping* |
ilafey
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Posted - 2012.07.23 08:29:00 -
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BAD FURRY wrote:ilafey wrote:I actually think one of those 2 people was me because I remember you in the prom crushing people sad thing was it was not a pro drop ship lol it was a milnt
Oh well when I was against ya you were using a prometheus
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Superluminal Replicant
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Posted - 2012.07.23 16:21:00 -
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Dewie Cheecham wrote:One of the funny things I've heard, on the rare occasion that people are on comms, were when I were hearing the other team. There are always people unhappy when they lose a tank.
The best one were early in this build, I were in a Madrugar at the time, and were just shooting what I could get my sights on. A Sica went up, and then a lot of swearing on the comms, as I turned around an enemy LAV were approaching, straight on, and I killed it, and then the passenger that had gotten out with an SL.
I assume they were rather new, they certainly could not handle being killed that fast in their Militia vehicles. The remaining 8 minutes of the match, they kept calling out sightings of me, and my team mates who were in tanks. They didn't have a name, just that it was a ***** tank that just ******* needed to die.
We didn't.
Another instance we me, I was tired. Tthe comms were fairly active when I had a few good (lucky) shots killing a camper, and then made my mad evil-scientist laugh.
*Crickets chirping*
Lol i like that one, trying to hunt you down in RAGE! wish i could hear the other team, had some spectacular tank kills. |
Septem Mortuus
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
86
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Posted - 2012.07.24 01:00:00 -
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My personal favorite is the American (Texan?) guy who hates the DropShip-tower-campers.
Now I'm not fond of them, nobody is, but this guy totally loses his sh!t every single time it happens.
I have to turn off my Mic I'm laughing so hard at the rage, no, WRATH of this dude.
He's a pretty decent gunner though and we cleared them out a few times.
Good Game whoever you are Crazy Enraged Texan Man. |
Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
711
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Posted - 2012.07.24 06:24:00 -
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The random goat guy who goes "baaaaaaaaaaaah" |
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ILL LUMINATOR
Tronhadar Free Guard
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.07.24 07:46:00 -
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Daddrobit wrote:Pretty much any game with the princess guy is pretty memorable. Just got out of a game with him.
"WTF?!?!? Remote Explosives?!?!? No Skill! You have No Skill. Stop Playing the game. I will eat a cookie now! Then I come back and kill you!"
And the accent just makes it.
^
"AWWW WTF everyone has a f***n SL."
and
Some little kid--- (annoying the older guys all game)
"Ya we're getting our butts kicked"
"Get in my dropship i wanna show you something"
"BLA BLA BLA"
At the end of the match he is begging the older guys for their PSN ID's
" Give me your names guys"
" Come on HURRY!"
"No not your dust names your real names"
Older guy "SHUT UP"
Kid "Come on guys come ....."
End Match |
HowDidThatTaste
461
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Posted - 2012.07.25 23:54:00 -
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I had enemy comms the whole game buzz kill and some other guys were in this invincible drop ship the pilot kept bragging about so I made it my mission to take it out of course.
However I must say I never quite took it out but I did manage to get a lucky shot on Buzz kill with my forge gun . He starts telling his team he got shot out come pick him up at the cru. He went 23-1 the on,y death he had was the lucky forge
gun through the side of the drop ship. I could here them talking about it throuought the match had me laughing the whole time.
Hey Buzz kill. How Did That Taste? |
Darkz azurr
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
105
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Posted - 2012.07.26 00:04:00 -
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Had a guy whisper my name over and over again for an entire game, was the creepiest game i ever had. |
Grit Breather
BetaMax.
660
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Posted - 2012.07.27 07:31:00 -
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I was riding around in a dropship as a gunner when we get shot to 0% armour. Then suddenly, after saying nothing the whole match, the pilot suddenly says in the calmest and quietest voice possible "exit". This was said with almost no emotion whatsoever.
All I could think was "We just exploded. Is that the best way of getting people out??" |
Garma QUDA
Zumari Force Projection
Caldari State
468
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Posted - 2012.07.27 12:54:00 -
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Grit Breather wrote:I was riding around in a dropship as a gunner when we get shot to 0% armour. Then suddenly, after saying nothing the whole match, the pilot suddenly says in the calmest and quietest voice possible "exit". This was said with almost no emotion whatsoever.
All I could think was "We just exploded. Is that the best way of getting people out??"
Lol if your a good gunner thats the only direction you'll need |
VigSniper101
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Posted - 2012.07.27 13:15:00 -
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Grit Breather wrote:I was riding around in a dropship as a gunner when we get shot to 0% armour. Then suddenly, after saying nothing the whole match, the pilot suddenly says in the calmest and quietest voice possible "exit". This was said with almost no emotion whatsoever.
All I could think was "We just exploded. Is that the best way of getting people out??"
Whats the saying...less is more lol
And this thread....this is what makes a good game community:)
I can rarely have the voice/mic on because of my kids...but l dared it yesterday morning...not two seconds in one of my kids is asking to be my backup[hes 10 years old],,,and a team mate yells out "we need him!"
That made me smile and laugh:)
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Grit Breather
BetaMax.
660
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Posted - 2012.07.27 23:40:00 -
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VigSniper101 wrote:Grit Breather wrote:I was riding around in a dropship as a gunner when we get shot to 0% armour. Then suddenly, after saying nothing the whole match, the pilot suddenly says in the calmest and quietest voice possible "exit". This was said with almost no emotion whatsoever.
All I could think was "We just exploded. Is that the best way of getting people out??" Whats the saying...less is more lol And this thread....this is what makes a good game community:) I can rarely have the voice/mic on because of my kids...but l dared it yesterday morning...not two seconds in one of my kids is asking to be my backup[hes 10 years old],,,and a team mate yells out "we need him!" That made me smile and laugh:)
Now that sir is priceless! |
Jesse Jayne
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
206
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Posted - 2012.07.28 00:02:00 -
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I got stuck listening to enemy coms. An for some reason they couldn't hear me. Well I kept killing the guys and I hear them say she killed me again!!!! I was like I must be playing with a girl on my team. Then they said that freaking ***** just killed all three of us.
I was thinking wow some girl on my team is kicking asss just like I am. One of the guys go I can't kill her she must have a terrible connection. An then cadenza say who is this girl killing you all. The one guy says ******* Jesse Jayne. I was like wtf I'm not a girl. I was yelling in my mic I'm not a ******* girl.
One of them said she is prolly real ugly that's why she is good at this game. I was so pissed off everytime I killed them it pissed me off more. It got to the point where I turned the volume all the way down on my t.v an sent them all a message telling them I wish death on them. |
Tren Krom
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Posted - 2012.07.28 00:08:00 -
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Crash in backround! Kids in backround start crying. Kids come to older brother/dad. dad: what do you want me to do about it?
I had to chuckle at just how he said it :3 |
Garma QUDA
Zumari Force Projection
Caldari State
468
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Posted - 2012.07.28 01:14:00 -
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Com: did he go out with that girl from subway?
Yea
-then hes a man *****
Me: HES A MAN *****
*click* |
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