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Stupid Drunk1
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Posted - 2012.07.04 06:14:00 -
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I cant figure if this a real response from GoonSwarm or a Inside Joke at GoonSwarm expense (which would count as poking them)
Great to see EPICNESS in the making, already, before 0.0 warfare has been ironed out. |
Stupid Drunk1
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Posted - 2012.07.04 09:20:00 -
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Peter Hanther wrote:Ummm are the goons really worth bringing up so often in this forum?
I mean I like the Lets Plays as much as the next guy... not sure what they have to do about Closed Beta Dust
It to make every little GOON stronger, to create a cycle that feeds itself. Wait till GOONs are scamming daily in DUST, and the QQ and the pew pew pew starts in earnest. Watching comments arise from nopwhere &^&&^&*^*godd ****** naz\i jew goon they ruin this game remarks, Im quiting going to play another game because goon are killing EvElolz
Again a collective of bad people that boats about getting someone to attemp suicide yea, I wonder why they are talked about! |
Stupid Drunk1
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Posted - 2012.07.04 10:04:00 -
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There like little bees when you squash em, but more and more liittle bee seem endlesss, more you kill them, cry or smacktalk the stronger their resolve.
When you find yourself inside a bubble, hold your cloak and wait for me. Always follow orders, little bees And in your hour of darkness, you will hear instructions come from me. Always follow orders, little bees Little bees, little bees, little bees, little bees, wait for your instructions, little bees.
And when the OP has gotten started, people in the fleet agree. Gang chat we will answer, little bees And though we may be parted(not sure on this), there is still a chance that we will see. All your corp mates waiting, lttle bees Little bees, little bees, little bees, little bees, x for POS destruction little bees.
And when the systems lagging, you can lay the blame on CCP. Whine until tomorrow for the little bees I wake up to the sound of music, Uncle Suas sings to me. Drunken words of wisdom, let it be Little bees, little bees, little bees, little bees, speaking words of wisdom little bees, Little bees, little bees, little bees, little bees, x for POS destruction little bees. |
Stupid Drunk1
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Posted - 2012.07.04 10:26:00 -
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Goonfleet is {ultra capitalistic} in its gameplay. They don't subsidize their own members, they even demand isk from their own corp mates for scouting from system to system.
They say it's a good way for newbs to make isk. They demand a lot and if you fail in gameplay they make you a living example of a sucker. Without the remorse that we are used to giving to players who make mistakes. Making mistakes is allowed for those who fly **** such as basic t1 fitted cruisers and frigates as those don't matter at all in the grand scheme of things. What is important for Goonfleet is that those (the "mass" of Goonfleet) log in for every major fight they have, for fun.
"A few examples to give you the idea. Last night we killed "their" carrier. We laughed at its fit in local for them to hear. Any normal corp would be ashamed because of that fit as it was so horrible it would have lowered their morale. But in Goonfleet's case our smack talk and that carrier's bad fitting was instantly turned into a benefit.
They smack talked their own carrier pilot two times as hard as we could ever have done. In their eyes, he was an idiot who never deserved to play in Goonfleet. A guy who can't read FAQs, a guy who can't fit a ******* carrier
Our smack talk didn't hurt them, infact he was most likely someone who was not too liked in GF in the first place. Poor SOB who tried to act as a useful entity of the hive but failed.
No one bothered to even check if his fittings were combat ready and now he's the laughing stock of their entire alliance.
Of course shooting the carrier gave us an advantage. They lost resources, they lost isk, and killing a ship (especially a cap ship) provides us with benefits. But we can instantly lose that benefit if we try to make fun of it, since they out of all people can make it look good for their alliance and not like a bad thing"
That gives them the number advantage but the point is that their "mass" does not log in if there is nothing to make fun of. Their community revolves around the fact that they can laugh at other people and if there aren't other people to laugh at, they will joke about each other or flame their own members in their various chat channels. **** absolutely has to be fun in GF all the time.
dont beleive look at this excerpt with a in game GM
"Remedial's Conversation with GM Sunshine GM Sunshine > Good evening Remedial > Hi there, what's up GM Sunshine > We have been recieving several petitions regarding your members spamming local during combat GM Sunshine > and we would like you to stop this this instant Remedial > Totally false. We only fofofo one line each, and only after we win a battle GM Sunshine > regardless Remedial > If you check the chatlogs compared to LV killmails, you'll see that I am telling the truth GM Sunshine > stop this Remedial > I also don't control every single goon in GoonSwarm. I typed fofofo and then everybody else did GM Sunshine > you are there figure head and leader, if you are unable to get them to do stop this, then who is? Remedial > Well, you could always go to the offenders and talk to them personally rather than holding me accountable every time a goonswarm member gets petitioned Remedial > I mean, I just love having a GM tell me to stop 2500 different players from performing an action Remedial > But it's pretty much beyond my control. I don't even have a mic on TS right now Remedial > Really you should probably just delete local entirely, as that's clearly why LV is losing the war in Detorid GM Sunshine > local chat and LV's ability is not up for discussion here, your members behaviour is GM Sunshine > let's stick to that Remedial > Ok: you are a GM, I'm some fat guy on the internet in charge of a SPACE GUILD. I think you should go to people who break rules and bust their balls, not mine. I don't get to enforce rules because you know, fat guy on the internet. Remedial > So when somebody renames a station to DEAD FAGGOTS or somebody screams "SMOSKE SUCKS" in #BobChat or somebody spams local with Fofofo, I really shouldn't be the person you convo. GM Sunshine > you may not run the internet, but for all intents and purposes, you run Goonswarm Remedial > Ok, I'll post a thread telling people not to spam fofofo on Eve-O. GM Sunshine > how you get your members to stop this is not my concern, just do it Remedial > Ok, so if "my guys" keep doing it, does that mean you're going to ban my account for non-compliance with an impossible order? Remedial > Or will you just start gagging offenders in local so they can't spam Remedial > PS voting option #2 GM Sunshine > I will not warn you for this in any way or form GM Sunshine > regardless if you do comply this time or not Remedial > Living up to your name every day, sweetcheeks! GM Sunshine > but your actions will affect future decisions Remedial > I'd like to elevate this complaint please Remedial > Can I talk to your manager? Remedial > Is he wearing a nametag? Remedial > Or like a special hat or something GM Sunshine > you can file a petition Remedial > Should I file it under stuck? GM Sunshine > you can do that Remedial > I love you GM Sunshine, you're my favorite GM in this chatroom GM Sunshine > considering I'm the only GM in here, I'll take that with a pinch of salt Remedial > /emote takes off his shirt. Remedial > 16/m/FL Remedial > u?? GM Sunshine > Immortal, male, Game masters Remedial > /emote puts on his robe and wizard hatt. Remedial > /emote massages ur master. Remedial > '''OH GOD BEES BEES GET THEM OFF''' " |
Stupid Drunk1
Zumari Force Projection Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.07.04 10:33:00 -
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Another reason to be proud of their alliance leader. He's calling a GM a ****** and he's doing it within the boundries of EVE rules. He's not getting banned, he's playing right on the spot here.
Remedial then proceeds to post this on their forums making him look like a hero in their eyes. The funniest guy on the ******* internet! This makes Lokta Voltera LV look like whiny fucks who deserve all the grief and being ****** with.
This was also pretty old but still holds true and bring tears to my eyes of joy, and fullfillment |
Stupid Drunk1
Zumari Force Projection Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.07.04 12:12:00 -
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& They have more in common with goon then they think, and GOONs are more hardcore to their own members. GF will single out examples to us for whatever if they do something dumb, they will team kill, apply exiles, punishments to force others to learn fast so they dont become a laughing stock, its like canabalism but not, they feed on hate. They dont spare the rod to keep others in line. |
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