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Posted - 2017.01.08 02:51:00 -
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Stick? Is that you, stick? Why, hellooooo there friend! Long time no see, hey? Wow. It's been quite some time, no? I see. And the kids? Really!? My, how time flies....
Listen. I know the separation must have been terribly difficult on you, stick. Truly, I hate to hear that. But like they say, we gotta keep on keepin' on. Yes. Indeed....
Hey!! I have an idea!! I have a friend who's also single and is just your type. Speak of the devil, here she is!!! Meet my good friend, hornet's nest.
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Posted - 2017.01.11 15:21:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:Mobius Wyvern wrote:
Don't believe the EVE Forums. ESPECIALLY not anything you read on General Discussion.
I like the unintended implication that our GD section is somehow trustworthy.
not sure that was unintended ;) most days, I cannot tolerate the replies over at the EvE-Online general forums. OMG those people are d!cks. Some kat asks a question or offers criticism of some aspect of EvE, then it becomes 10 pages of who can find the most minute comment (and sometimes just a word) to tear apart out of context with the intent of just mocking the OP before they really bother to read it. All while trying so very desperately to be cool and condescending.
EvE GD posters are something special.
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Posted - 2017.01.11 15:52:00 -
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IMO, they take themselves far too serious for their own good. I've only read a small percent of posters over the years that are legitimately being smart asses for fun. Most of what I see are overconfident little shats that only want to argue for the sake of assuming they already know everything.
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Posted - 2017.01.22 01:53:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:byte modal wrote:IMO, they take themselves far too serious for their own good. I've only read a small percent of posters over the years that are legitimately being smart asses for fun. Most of what I see are overconfident little shats that only want to argue for the sake of assuming they already know everything. You read my like a book, but tell me, did you enjoy flipping my pages as much as I enjoyed getting them flipped?
I enjoyed opening your leather-bound cover, revealing your front matter set in exquisite typography. I first noticed the binding of your aged archival quality paper---each sheet a lovely fold of stock and weight. Your text! I could almost hear your voice speaking to me as I read you line by line. Each word of your copy thrilled my eyes and teased my mind. You naughty, naughty book you. I held my breath as I whispered each sentence to myself; and my lips trembled with each utterance. Shivers crawled down my spine as my finger tip gently raked down your page, tracing your paragraphs one delicate line at a time. I read myself to sleep ...because only you can exhaust me so.
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