DUST Search - Status Update

byte modal wrote:

So, CCP. It's been six months since we were together. I haven't texted or called because I've been confused about what to do at this stage in my life. You see, CCP, I am pregnant. I know it's yours because I've not been with another FPS since the last time we played together. At first, I wasn't sure because I have also played a bit of EvE-Online, Red Dead Redemption, and a novelty throw-back to my Genesis days with Flashback.

My doctor confirmed yesterday that I was six months along. I know it's not EvE's baby because that game never really turned me on. Not the way you did. I mean, it's OK and all, but we only ever really tease each other while I sit by myself in station. I never go all the way and undock.

I thought maybe it was Red Dead Redemption, but soon realized that I was only playing solo mode. Can't make a baby by youself! Nope.

That just left you and Flashback. While they did snaz-it-up a bit, it's still at its core just an old 8-bit game. It just doesn't have what it takes.

No. You are the father. Who dat is? Das jus my baby-daddy. You. You jus my baby-daddy.

I miss you, CCP. Please contact me soon so that we can talk about our future together....

p.s. my doctor estimates a late January delivery. I hope you will be there for us.

<3

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Echo 1991 WarRavens Imperium Eden 1294	Posted - 2016.11.11 09:02:00 - [1] - Quote So CCP, how's things going with nova? It's been six months since we last saw or heard anything that wasn't a simple ' it's being worked on'. Any possibility of us getting a little smidge of something? (I know it's a long shot, but it doesn't hurt to ask) Change the Ion Pistol Fitting Skill Pls. #PortDust514 'Echo is a dirty hooker' - UnclS2
TooMany Names AlreadyTaken Going for the gold 2823	Posted - 2016.11.11 09:20:00 - [2] - Quote I don't think they'll respond. Yet. Mi Mi Mi - It's a song, and it's awesome. Potentially NSFW :)
Echo 1991 WarRavens Imperium Eden 1294	Posted - 2016.11.11 09:55:00 - [3] - Quote TooMany Names AlreadyTaken wrote: I don't think they'll respond. Yet. I don't think they will either but one can hope Change the Ion Pistol Fitting Skill Pls. #PortDust514 'Echo is a dirty hooker' - UnclS2
TooMany Names AlreadyTaken Going for the gold 2823	Posted - 2016.11.11 10:53:00 - [4] - Quote Echo 1991 wrote: TooMany Names AlreadyTaken wrote: I don't think they'll respond. Yet. I don't think they will either but one can hope Hope is not much to rely on. lol Mi Mi Mi - It's a song, and it's awesome. Potentially NSFW :)
Echo 1991 WarRavens Imperium Eden 1298	Posted - 2016.11.14 09:44:00 - [5] - Quote Come on devs, you know you wanna give us something :D Change the Ion Pistol Fitting Skill Pls. #PortDust514 'Echo is a dirty hooker' - UnclS2
Echo 1991 WarRavens Imperium Eden 1298	Posted - 2016.11.17 11:11:00 - [6] - Quote Stop ignoring me D: Change the Ion Pistol Fitting Skill Pls. #PortDust514 'Echo is a dirty hooker' - UnclS2
Fox Gaden Immortal Guides 7988	Posted - 2016.11.17 16:18:00 - [7] - Quote Every two or three seeks a Dev does something to let slip that they are still working on Nova, but that is about all you get. Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
Moorian Flav 407	Posted - 2016.11.17 16:36:00 - [8] - Quote Echo 1991 wrote: So CCP, how's things going with nova? It's been six months since we last saw or heard anything that wasn't a simple ' it's being worked on'. Any possibility of us getting a little smidge of something? (I know it's a long shot, but it doesn't hurt to ask) LMAO Your only hope now is Fanfest 2017. Enjoy the wait. BTW, I admit that was a bit of trolling but entirely the truth. I don't troll; I tell the truth. I'm also known as "The ANTI-Propaganda Machine".
byte modal 1100	Posted - 2016.11.17 18:39:00 - [9] - Quote So, CCP. It's been six months since we were together. I haven't texted or called because I've been confused about what to do at this stage in my life. You see, CCP, I am pregnant. I know it's yours because I've not been with another FPS since the last time we played together. At first, I wasn't sure because I have also played a bit of EvE-Online, Red Dead Redemption, and a novelty throw-back to my Genesis days with Flashback. My doctor confirmed yesterday that I was six months along. I know it's not EvE's baby because that game never really turned me on. Not the way you did. I mean, it's OK and all, but we only ever really tease each other while I sit by myself in station. I never go all the way and undock. I thought maybe it was Red Dead Redemption, but soon realized that I was only playing solo mode. Can't make a baby by youself! Nope. That just left you and Flashback. While they did snaz-it-up a bit, it's still at its core just an old 8-bit game. It just doesn't have what it takes. No. You are the father. Who dat is? Das jus my baby-daddy. You. You jus my baby-daddy. I miss you, CCP. Please contact me soon so that we can talk about our future together.... p.s. my doctor estimates a late January delivery. I hope you will be there for us. <3 kitten bacon taco (nom)
LOL KILLZ LulKlz 1220	Posted - 2016.11.17 21:21:00 - [10] - Quote byte modal wrote: So, CCP. It's been six months since we were together. I haven't texted or called because I've been confused about what to do at this stage in my life. You see, CCP, I am pregnant. I know it's yours because I've not been with another FPS since the last time we played together. At first, I wasn't sure because I have also played a bit of EvE-Online, Red Dead Redemption, and a novelty throw-back to my Genesis days with Flashback. My doctor confirmed yesterday that I was six months along. I know it's not EvE's baby because that game never really turned me on. Not the way you did. I mean, it's OK and all, but we only ever really tease each other while I sit by myself in station. I never go all the way and undock. I thought maybe it was Red Dead Redemption, but soon realized that I was only playing solo mode. Can't make a baby by youself! Nope. That just left you and Flashback. While they did snaz-it-up a bit, it's still at its core just an old 8-bit game. It just doesn't have what it takes. No. You are the father. Who dat is? Das jus my baby-daddy. You. You jus my baby-daddy. I miss you, CCP. Please contact me soon so that we can talk about our future together.... p.s. my doctor estimates a late January delivery. I hope you will be there for us. <3 Can I be The Godfather? I make excellent tacos!! Dustkillz and chill

One Eyed King Nos Nothi 16144	Posted - 2016.11.17 21:36:00 - [11] - Quote byte modal wrote: So, CCP. It's been six months since we were together. I haven't texted or called because I've been confused about what to do at this stage in my life. You see, CCP, I am pregnant. I know it's yours because I've not been with another FPS since the last time we played together. At first, I wasn't sure because I have also played a bit of EvE-Online, Red Dead Redemption, and a novelty throw-back to my Genesis days with Flashback. My doctor confirmed yesterday that I was six months along. I know it's not EvE's baby because that game never really turned me on. Not the way you did. I mean, it's OK and all, but we only ever really tease each other while I sit by myself in station. I never go all the way and undock. I thought maybe it was Red Dead Redemption, but soon realized that I was only playing solo mode. Can't make a baby by youself! Nope. That just left you and Flashback. While they did snaz-it-up a bit, it's still at its core just an old 8-bit game. It just doesn't have what it takes. No. You are the father. Who dat is? Das jus my baby-daddy. You. You jus my baby-daddy. I miss you, CCP. Please contact me soon so that we can talk about our future together.... p.s. my doctor estimates a late January delivery. I hope you will be there for us. <3 Neediness never works! Dammit man, now we will NEVER see the Devs... They just ran off to be with another naive community with members they can knock up... Former CEO of the Land of the BIind. Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.


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