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FraggerMike wrote:

@Lynn Beck: You are quite correct in that farting can be a sport :D

@TooMany Names AlreadyTaken: reference ^

@deadpool lifetone: "...sport requires actual physical exertions of the ..." farting doesn't always requiring exertion, but it is required to be competitive in said sport.

Farting is most likely the only sport that is universally available to every single person on this planet. And noone actually has to train to partake in it. In fact, many of the "lower" lifeforms partake in that "sport", although probably not as a competition.
Farting is the single most versatile sport known to humans. There are so many ways to compete.

Examples:

Distance - furthest movement with continuous output, furthest reaching fumes are just 2 of the distance factors.
Timing - a properly timed fart can be dastardly, obnoxious, annoying, or just simply fun.
Aroma - can span from mildly noticeable to downright gut-wrenching.

And, as with any sport, caution is always advised - there are many ways of hurting oneself, as well as others, in said effort. And it has the potential to be quite...messy if done improperly.

I could go on and on with this here topic here, but I think y'all are getting the idea.

For the record: I personally hold the local group (distance with continous output) award for approximately 30 foot record while climbing stairs :) , made more satisfying in that another competitor was actually behind me during the entire event.

Just saying

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Lynn Beck Xer Cloud Consortium Control-Alt-Duvolle 2515	Posted - 2016.09.26 06:15:00 - [1] - Quote https://youtu.be/BMZ2QFLrLvk I'm pretty sure i'm not going to find any people disagreeing with me on this here, but gaming, just like volleyball and golf, are sports. Anything that requires dedication and sharp senses to be competitive at, i would say are a sport. Racing, beer drinking, arm wrestling, farting, breath holding, throwing of paper airplanes, i would say all of them can be turned into a sport(if not already) General John Ripper -BAM! I'm Emeril Lagasse. This message was approved by the 'Nobody Loved You' Foundation'
TooMany Names AlreadyTaken Going for the gold 2684	Posted - 2016.09.26 06:52:00 - [2] - Quote Lynn Beck wrote: https://youtu.be/BMZ2QFLrLvk I'm pretty sure i'm not going to find any people disagreeing with me on this here, but gaming, just like volleyball and golf, are sports. Anything that requires dedication and sharp senses to be competitive at, i would say are a sport. Racing, beer drinking, arm wrestling, farting, breath holding, throwing of paper airplanes, i would say all of them can be turned into a sport(if not already) Farting? Really? And yes games are sports. Life can suck, but... If there's catgirls... GÄ¥GùÑGû¦GÇ+GÇ+GùÇGùñGÄá it's good. NEKOPARA VOL.3 IN VR CONFIRMED!!! I'M FLIPPIN'!!!
Pokey Dravon OSG Planetary Operations 8549	Posted - 2016.09.26 07:07:00 - [3] - Quote Anything that is a competition and conducted in an organized manner could be considered a "sport". Now I wouldn't put something like gaming in the category of sports as say baseball since one is more physical that the other, but both are sports nonetheless. EVE: Phoenix - 'Rise Again' Trailer
Dreis ShadowWeaver RIP DUST 514 9514	Posted - 2016.09.26 07:15:00 - [4] - Quote eSports would be my ideal profession. The British eSports Association was formed just under 3 months ago. I wish I could get into it, but they're probably not going to do much beyond CoD and League. Psssssst LogicLoop, make Nova an eSport... We did it for Nigel ( ; ~;)7 Come play BF4 with me on PS3! PSN: AnimeLover456 Tomoko is mai waifu
deadpool lifetone D3ATH CARD RUST415 298	Posted - 2016.09.26 08:04:00 - [5] - Quote . A sport requires actual physical exertions of the body . which is by definition . so it depends on your own personal definition of sport . I personally don't consider "gaming" a sport , cause I jog/run 8miles a day , 100 push ups a day etc and that's my definition of exertion . I see gaming as the ultimate "Mental Competition" but at the same time its my "chill , relax & pew pew" therapy . eSports though , is the future . . ( F U!!!! ) * ( Why Dead? ) , (n+Æn+Çn+¢´)GÇón++pâçGòÉS+ÇX - - - - n++(º Gûí º l\|l)/
Lynn Beck Xer Cloud Consortium Control-Alt-Duvolle 2515	Posted - 2016.09.27 11:19:00 - [6] - Quote TooMany Names AlreadyTaken wrote: Lynn Beck wrote: https://youtu.be/BMZ2QFLrLvk I'm pretty sure i'm not going to find any people disagreeing with me on this here, but gaming, just like volleyball and golf, are sports. Anything that requires dedication and sharp senses to be competitive at, i would say are a sport. Racing, beer drinking, arm wrestling, farting, breath holding, throwing of paper airplanes, i would say all of them can be turned into a sport(if not already) Farting? Really? And yes games are sports. There's been weirder. Just look at Japan. Don't believe me? Jadek's posted some crazy crap in our discord's NSFW channel. General John Ripper -BAM! I'm Emeril Lagasse. This message was approved by the 'Nobody Loved You' Foundation'
Sergeant Sazu Mantodea MC 1083	Posted - 2016.09.27 12:28:00 - [7] - Quote (Not a very well though-out response, removed) "Stab you to death, stab you to life!" -Truck Fist after knifing a red and reviving me
FraggerMike G.R.A.V.E 414	Posted - 2016.09.27 12:30:00 - [8] - Quote @Lynn Beck: You are quite correct in that farting can be a sport :D @TooMany Names AlreadyTaken: reference ^ @deadpool lifetone: "...sport requires actual physical exertions of the ..." farting doesn't always requiring exertion, but it is required to be competitive in said sport. Farting is most likely the only sport that is universally available to every single person on this planet. And noone actually has to train to partake in it. In fact, many of the "lower" lifeforms partake in that "sport", although probably not as a competition. Farting is the single most versatile sport known to humans. There are so many ways to compete. Examples: Distance - furthest movement with continuous output, furthest reaching fumes are just 2 of the distance factors. Timing - a properly timed fart can be dastardly, obnoxious, annoying, or just simply fun. Aroma - can span from mildly noticeable to downright gut-wrenching. And, as with any sport, caution is always advised - there are many ways of hurting oneself, as well as others, in said effort. And it has the potential to be quite...messy if done improperly. I could go on and on with this here topic here, but I think y'all are getting the idea. For the record: I personally hold the local group (distance with continous output) award for approximately 30 foot record while climbing stairs :) , made more satisfying in that another competitor was actually behind me during the entire event. Just saying CEO of G.R.A.V.E
TooMany Names AlreadyTaken Going for the gold 2690	Posted - 2016.09.27 19:00:00 - [9] - Quote Lynn Beck wrote: TooMany Names AlreadyTaken wrote: Lynn Beck wrote: https://youtu.be/BMZ2QFLrLvk I'm pretty sure i'm not going to find any people disagreeing with me on this here, but gaming, just like volleyball and golf, are sports. Anything that requires dedication and sharp senses to be competitive at, i would say are a sport. Racing, beer drinking, arm wrestling, farting, breath holding, throwing of paper airplanes, i would say all of them can be turned into a sport(if not already) Farting? Really? And yes games are sports. There's been weirder. Just look at Japan. Don't believe me? Jadek's posted some crazy crap in our discord's NSFW channel. Eek, yeah, I just remembered I saw one youtube video a long time ago, a japanese jacking-off competition... I forgot about the whole thing after a couple of days...big fukin' thanks for making me think of weird japanese sports, really. Life can suck, but... If there's catgirls... GÄ¥GùÑGû¦GÇ+GÇ+GùÇGùñGÄá it's good. NEKOPARA VOL.3 IN VR CONFIRMED!!! I'M FLIPPIN'!!!
Moorian Flav 390	Posted - 2016.09.27 21:28:00 - [10] - Quote When you move from doing something for fun to doing that something professionally, the fun often fades away. I enjoy video games and play them with the intention to win and have fun but really have no intentions beyond that. As for watching eSports, if I wanted to watch a sport, I would have probably gotten into watching football. I will always enjoy actually playing over watching others play. BTW, since we are discussing competitive gaming, I also believe if you have bought a modded controller, used exploits, etc, you have to at least somewhat admit to yourself you suck at whatever game you are attempting to play to use such things. I don't use such things simply as I think they defeat the point in playing the game. Then again, I am from a different generation. Yes, I am old, but I am still playing. I don't troll; I tell the truth. I'm also known as "The ANTI-Propaganda Machine".

Dreis ShadowWeaver RIP DUST 514 9520	Posted - 2016.09.28 00:16:00 - [11] - Quote Moorian Flav wrote: When you move from doing something for fun to doing that something professionally, the fun often fades away. I enjoy video games and play them with the intention to win and have fun but really have no intentions beyond that. As for watching eSports, if I wanted to watch a sport, I would have probably gotten into watching football. I will always enjoy actually playing over watching others play. BTW, since we are discussing competitive gaming, I also believe if you have bought a modded controller, used exploits, etc, you have to at least somewhat admit to yourself you suck at whatever game you are attempting to play to use such things. I don't use such things simply as I think they defeat the point in playing the game. Then again, I am from a different generation. Yes, I am old, but I am still playing. The people who use modded controllers play for a different reason than you do. They play to win, not to have fun. I think the kinds of people who go into eSports are different from you too; they also play to win like the modded controller users, but unlike them they play to win legitimately. 'Fun' as you understand it doesn't factor in as much. Consider a guy who plays football at the weekend as a hobby, and someone who plays it professionally. Which one do you think has more fun? We did it for Nigel ( ; ~;)7 Come play BF4 with me on PS3! PSN: AnimeLover456 Tomoko is mai waifu
Living Rock 523 Intara Direct Action Caldari State 288	Posted - 2016.09.28 04:19:00 - [12] - Quote The dude making millions of dollars per year to play a game. He's having more fun.
Moorian Flav 391	Posted - 2016.09.28 19:50:00 - [13] - Quote Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote: Moorian Flav wrote: When you move from doing something for fun to doing that something professionally, the fun often fades away. I enjoy video games and play them with the intention to win and have fun but really have no intentions beyond that. As for watching eSports, if I wanted to watch a sport, I would have probably gotten into watching football. I will always enjoy actually playing over watching others play. BTW, since we are discussing competitive gaming, I also believe if you have bought a modded controller, used exploits, etc, you have to at least somewhat admit to yourself you suck at whatever game you are attempting to play to use such things. I don't use such things simply as I think they defeat the point in playing the game. Then again, I am from a different generation. Yes, I am old, but I am still playing. The people who use modded controllers play for a different reason than you do. They play to win, not to have fun. I think the kinds of people who go into eSports are different from you too; they also play to win like the modded controller users, but unlike them they play to win legitimately. 'Fun' as you understand it doesn't factor in as much. Consider a guy who plays football at the weekend as a hobby, and someone who plays it professionally. Which one do you think has more fun? What's the point in simply winning if not having fun? I mean are some people such losers in their general life they have to resort to such means to simply win a game that really doesn't mean anything anyway? (Sorry if that question sounded rhetorical.) I mean if so, they should play games like CoD and Destiny on console where everyone is awesome due to the autoaim being so high all you have to do is aim in the general vicinity of a target to get a kill. Then again, that would explain those games' high sales. I don't troll; I tell the truth. I'm also known as "The ANTI-Propaganda Machine".
Dreis ShadowWeaver RIP DUST 514 9521	Posted - 2016.09.28 23:39:00 - [14] - Quote Moorian Flav wrote: What's the point in simply winning if not having fun? I mean are some people such losers in their general life they have to resort to such means to simply win a game that really doesn't mean anything anyway? Yes. Source: I was one such loser who cared more about winning than fun. Didn't use a modded controller though. Moorian Flav wrote: I mean if so, they should play games like CoD and Destiny on console where everyone is awesome due to the autoaim being so high all you have to do is aim in the general vicinity of a target to get a kill. Then again, that would explain those games' high sales. I would argue that it's probably more satisfying to win in games like DUST specifically because of that very reason, that you become very distinguished by winning a lot. Whereas in those other games like CoD it's not as impressive or satisfying because as you said, everyone can be awesome. We did it for Nigel ( ; ~;)7 Come play BF4 with me on PS3! PSN: AnimeLover456 Tomoko is mai waifu
Fox Gaden Immortal Guides 7876	Posted - 2016.09.29 12:30:00 - [15] - Quote Pokey Dravon wrote: Anything that is a competition and conducted in an organized manner could be considered a "sport". Now I wouldn't put something like gaming in the category of sports as say baseball since one is more physical that the other, but both are sports nonetheless. Yeah! In one most of the team stands and watches while in the other most of the team is sitting down. Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
Fox Gaden Immortal Guides 7876	Posted - 2016.09.29 12:33:00 - [16] - Quote deadpool lifetone wrote: . A sport requires actual physical exertions of the body . which is by definition . so it depends on your own personal definition of sport . I personally don't consider "gaming" a sport , cause I jog/run 8miles a day , 100 push ups a day etc and that's my definition of exertion . I see gaming as the ultimate "Mental Competition" but at the same time its my "chill , relax & pew pew" therapy . eSports though , is the future . . I thought the whole argument was sidestepped by putting an "e" in front of it. Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
Fox Gaden Immortal Guides 7876	Posted - 2016.09.29 12:37:00 - [17] - Quote FraggerMike wrote: @Lynn Beck: You are quite correct in that farting can be a sport :D @TooMany Names AlreadyTaken: reference ^ @deadpool lifetone: "...sport requires actual physical exertions of the ..." farting doesn't always requiring exertion, but it is required to be competitive in said sport. Farting is most likely the only sport that is universally available to every single person on this planet. And noone actually has to train to partake in it. In fact, many of the "lower" lifeforms partake in that "sport", although probably not as a competition. Farting is the single most versatile sport known to humans. There are so many ways to compete. Examples: Distance - furthest movement with continuous output, furthest reaching fumes are just 2 of the distance factors. Timing - a properly timed fart can be dastardly, obnoxious, annoying, or just simply fun. Aroma - can span from mildly noticeable to downright gut-wrenching. And, as with any sport, caution is always advised - there are many ways of hurting oneself, as well as others, in said effort. And it has the potential to be quite...messy if done improperly. I could go on and on with this here topic here, but I think y'all are getting the idea. For the record: I personally hold the local group (distance with continous output) award for approximately 30 foot record while climbing stairs :) , made more satisfying in that another competitor was actually behind me during the entire event. Just saying Is this a good time to mention that my dog is scared of her own farts? She does not understand what is causing the noise right behind her and ends up trying to run away from her own ass. Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
FraggerMike G.R.A.V.E 416	Posted - 2016.09.29 12:41:00 - [18] - Quote Fox Gaden wrote: Is this a good time to mention that my dog is scared of her own farts? She does not understand what is causing the noise right behind her and ends up trying to run away from her own ass. LMAO CEO of G.R.A.V.E
Lynn Beck Xer Cloud Consortium Control-Alt-Duvolle 2515	Posted - 2016.09.30 05:49:00 - [19] - Quote Yesterday i was doing dishes at my job and had to fart, seeing as there was nobody in this entire half of the building, i let it rip. Oh and dear lord did it rip. My but whole was sore for like a whole 15 minutes afterwards. General John Ripper -BAM! I'm Emeril Lagasse. This message was approved by the 'Nobody Loved You' Foundation'
TooMany Names AlreadyTaken Going for the gold 2703	Posted - 2016.09.30 06:15:00 - [20] - Quote Lynn Beck wrote: Yesterday i was doing dishes at my job and had to fart, seeing as there was nobody in this entire half of the building, i let it rip. Oh and dear lord did it rip. My but whole was sore for like a whole 15 minutes afterwards. Life can suck, but... If there's catgirls... GÄ¥GùÑGû¦GÇ+GÇ+GùÇGùñGÄá it's good. NEKOPARA VOL.3 IN VR CONFIRMED!!! I'M FLIPPIN'!!!

Viktor Hadah Jr 0uter.Heaven 10240	Posted - 2016.09.30 07:57:00 - [21] - Quote esports are not sports you f*cking tools. Keys and lockboxes are the root of all evil. 21 Day EVE Trial Bitches
Lynn Beck Xer Cloud Consortium Control-Alt-Duvolle 2520	Posted - 2016.10.05 06:04:00 - [22] - Quote No likes for you. General John Ripper -BAM! I'm Emeril Lagasse. This message was approved by the 'Nobody Loved You' Foundation'


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