DUST Search - WARNING

XxBlazikenxX wrote:

Clifford 747 wrote:

L0RD CALVERT wrote:

Clifford 747 wrote:

Wait, there are 99 new people joining dust from battlefield?

I sometimes play battlefield... but are they coming from bad company? 2? 3? 4? Hardline? 1942? Or 2142?

This is very important to speculate wildly about!

no these guys are total MLG so they exclusively play battlefront, full sponsership,

like 68 of them are actual devs so that means they have 68 players that are super good like they go to LAN parties and are supported by Monster drink, and hanging out in cubicles all day (they do a lot of LAN parties at EA shouting out weapon balance commands from the comfort of their office chairs) and the other 22 will play as logi.

and we dont have any of those vehcle scrubs with easy mode vehicles we are staright up mofo soldiers yo. so if you want the challenge of facing hardcore MLG players you need to stop being wussies and step up your game.

Battlefront 2142?

Please tell me you know what that is. If you don't, I shall be both disappointed and amazed simultaneously.


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L0RD CALVERT Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 33	Posted - 2016.02.25 02:16:00 - [1] - Quote I AM REALLY GOOD AT THIS GAME AND MY CORP IS COMING OVER FROM EA AND WE ARE GOING TO OWN THE GALAXY. WE WILL FIRE THE SHOT THAT TOPPLES YOUR EMPIRE AND WE WILL IMPRINT INTERNAL FOOTPRINTS IN YOUR SAND. WE HAVE A FLEET IN EVE READY TO ORBITAL STRIKE, WE WILL GLASS YOUR PLANET AND WE WILL PUSH THE EVE ECONOMY TO AN ALL TIME HIGH- THIS IS A WARNING TO THE PLAYERS OF DUST 514. WE ARE GOING TO MAKE OUR NAME IN THIS GAME. WE WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE/YOU ARE PETTY IN THE EYES OF MINE. DOWNLOADS ARE BEING DOWNLOADED NOW, YOU WILL DIE TO US. AKA Sock Puppet King- supporting/liking/bromancing my own posts since 2012
L0RD CALVERT Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 34	Posted - 2016.02.25 02:36:00 - [2] - Quote Vman Q wrote: SHERIFF joe arapio wrote: O\10 Might fap again. Not enough butts bro these guys are fking beast. if you mock men like these you will get shot and possibly clone camped. these guys showed up with like 8 eve ships and they were all orbital bombers. their enemy didnt even stand a chance. and you wanna give a measly 0/10 to men like these, it's you who doesnt have enough of the butt. they might fap hard but you'll be the one who dies. i wanted to personally than you for that like and heres one of my own in return, you seem pretty cool bro if you meet our standards we will put you on our A team AKA Sock Puppet King- supporting/liking/bromancing my own posts since 2012
L0RD CALVERT Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 42	Posted - 2016.02.25 02:43:00 - [3] - Quote thats cool bro sounds like a plan we can always use another guy with the aim assist pistol. i'll put you on our roster, can you spare a few likes for sherrif also for bumping our corporation recruitment post this is getting kinf of confusing keeping track of who is posting what AKA Sock Puppet King- supporting/liking/bromancing my own posts since 2012
L0RD CALVERT Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 42	Posted - 2016.02.25 02:45:00 - [4] - Quote Lightning35 Delta514 wrote: Doubt anyone even cares anymore mate. Have fun. Take all the districts you want. yours will be the first you have been warned AKA Sock Puppet King- supporting/liking/bromancing my own posts since 2012
L0RD CALVERT Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 46	Posted - 2016.02.25 02:52:00 - [5] - Quote Lightning35 Delta514 wrote: Breakin Stuff wrote: Does anyone else find this post absolutely adorable and hilarious? I certainly do. I do too. Although a whole fleet of eve ships bombarding the enemy seems tough. Other than that, very pu* like to not put up a fight and just bombard the enemy as they spawn. TL:DR- OP and fleet are p** that can't fight so they bombard enemy and take objectives without firing a bullet. ** off bro and have some likes, your the one who is a p ussy but we will like you anyway for keeping this thread alive AKA Sock Puppet King- supporting/liking/bromancing my own posts since 2012
L0RD CALVERT Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 46	Posted - 2016.02.25 02:58:00 - [6] - Quote Living Rock 523 wrote: So.....what's going on? Some guys are coming over from EA? Like, from playing EA games, or are you actual EA employees? I know you're not suppose to throw rocks at a sleeping donkey, but I'll bite. I'm a bit curious about how deep this rabbit hole goes. Assuming this isn't silly alt-ery, have any of you strapping young lads spent much time in Dust? Or is there a pack of dudes downloading Dust for the first time as we speak? so what are you saying my boys are wasting their time? AKA Sock Puppet King- supporting/liking/bromancing my own posts since 2012
L0RD CALVERT Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 48	Posted - 2016.02.25 03:02:00 - [7] - Quote Lightning35 Delta514 wrote: L0RD CALVERT wrote: Living Rock 523 wrote: So.....what's going on? Some guys are coming over from EA? Like, from playing EA games, or are you actual EA employees? I know you're not suppose to throw rocks at a sleeping donkey, but I'll bite. I'm a bit curious about how deep this rabbit hole goes. Assuming this isn't silly alt-ery, have any of you strapping young lads spent much time in Dust? Or is there a pack of dudes downloading Dust for the first time as we speak? so what are you saying my boys are wasting their time? Yes, you and your "boys" are wasting your time- https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=225484&find=unread No one cares anymore. Everyone is pub stomping and burning officer gear and actually having fun. Again, do what ever you want. It would be best to take over another game. But suit your self, you wanna take over a dead game. Again, have fun doing it. your are well spoken and that is an endearing quality especially when in such a noted forum such as DUST514 gen chat AKA Sock Puppet King- supporting/liking/bromancing my own posts since 2012
L0RD CALVERT Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 48	Posted - 2016.02.25 03:07:00 - [8] - Quote Summa Militum wrote: L0RD CALVERT wrote: Living Rock 523 wrote: So.....what's going on? Some guys are coming over from EA? Like, from playing EA games, or are you actual EA employees? I know you're not suppose to throw rocks at a sleeping donkey, but I'll bite. I'm a bit curious about how deep this rabbit hole goes. Assuming this isn't silly alt-ery, have any of you strapping young lads spent much time in Dust? Or is there a pack of dudes downloading Dust for the first time as we speak? so what are you saying my boys are wasting their time? You wouldn't be wasting your time. I could go for some good laughs. What time in the day would you and your little people be most active on this game? I don't know want to miss anything. sorry bro your a little bit late for the like machine, i'm kinda burnt out on this thread by now AKA Sock Puppet King- supporting/liking/bromancing my own posts since 2012
L0RD CALVERT Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 51	Posted - 2016.02.25 03:11:00 - [9] - Quote lol i didnt expect this many bites AKA Sock Puppet King- supporting/liking/bromancing my own posts since 2012
L0RD CALVERT Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 51	Posted - 2016.02.25 03:18:00 - [10] - Quote LOOKMOM NOHANDS wrote: Cool story. Next time let go of the phallic object long enough to turn off caps lock. WTF BRO I'M POSTING FROM MY PHONE WHICH OBVIOUSLY DOESNT HAVE A CAPS LOCK KEY YOU DUMB ******* AKA Sock Puppet King- supporting/liking/bromancing my own posts since 2012

L0RD CALVERT Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 51	Posted - 2016.02.25 03:19:00 - [11] - Quote Thumb Green wrote: L0RD CALVERT wrote: sorry bro your a little bit late for the like machine, i'm kinda burnt out on this thread by now Pfft, some troll you are getting burnt out on the second page. w/e bro i'm still getting bites after that announcement so the original troll is running it's course and my mail order bride is almost impressed enough to actually have sex with me AKA Sock Puppet King- supporting/liking/bromancing my own posts since 2012
L0RD CALVERT Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 51	Posted - 2016.02.25 03:34:00 - [12] - Quote Living Rock 523 wrote: disappointed this isn't real oh but it is... 100 dudes from EA are downloading the little game we all so know and love as dust514. in your next 97 days you are going to wish you uninstalled 98 days ago, thats how badass these guys are. your officer gear and your little warbarge you click coins in will not save you. you will die and it will be very humiliating that you just cancel your internet and play offline for the rest of your life. AKA Sock Puppet King- supporting/liking/bromancing my own posts since 2012
L0RD CALVERT Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 51	Posted - 2016.02.25 03:44:00 - [13] - Quote LOOKMOM NOHANDS wrote: L0RD CALVERT wrote: LOOKMOM NOHANDS wrote: Cool story. Next time let go of the phallic object long enough to turn off caps lock. WTF BRO I'M POSTING FROM MY PHONE WHICH OBVIOUSLY DOESNT HAVE A CAPS LOCK KEY YOU DUMB ******* Why am I not surprised all you have is a flip phone? lol and this is supposed to be some kind of insult? AKA Sock Puppet King- supporting/liking/bromancing my own posts since 2012
L0RD CALVERT Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 57	Posted - 2016.02.25 11:12:00 - [14] - Quote jordy mack wrote: aw what the hell... BUMP lol. how are the EA boys enjoying their advanced gear? i have a feeling that in the last week or two of dust there is going to be some pretty mental reunion battles. man idk, i'm having trouble getting them off the warbarge, all they want to do now is work the warbarge, they are hard at work crunching numbers and we still havent spawned any coins to click but they are waiting patiently for that. them boys told me.. you wanna know what the boys said to me, the boys said "boss we need to back engineer the warbarge and put that in battlefront and all our future game," i said i'd take a screenshot and pipe the request up the ladder but to not expect a greenlight any time soon since the coding that went into the warbage was quite intricate and cause a lot of lag by hogging up system resources, but i told my EA boys that i was gonna launch it as a kick starter so we could save EA some money to line the silk pockets of our CEOs. AKA Sock Puppet King- supporting/liking/bromancing my own posts since 2012
L0RD CALVERT Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 59	Posted - 2016.02.25 18:04:00 - [15] - Quote Bri Bub wrote: I, for one, welcome L0RD and his EA cohorts! Good luck with your self-imposed task! Pro-tip: when on the ground make sure you are familiar with your triangle button as DPS is essential so must steady your aim by going prone... Heed this advice... I wish more vets in this thread would provide sound advice instead of trying to scare off passionate and capable newbros... Geez! thanks bro but how do i prone? AKA Sock Puppet King- supporting/liking/bromancing my own posts since 2012
L0RD CALVERT Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 62	Posted - 2016.02.25 18:15:00 - [16] - Quote Clifford 747 wrote: Wait, there are 99 new people joining dust from battlefield? I sometimes play battlefield... but are they coming from bad company? 2? 3? 4? Hardline? 1942? Or 2142? This is very important to speculate wildly about! no these guys are total MLG so they exclusively play battlefront, full sponsership, like 68 of them are actual devs so that means they have 68 players that are super good like they go to LAN parties and are supported by Monster drink, and hanging out in cubicles all day (they do a lot of LAN parties at EA shouting out weapon balance commands from the comfort of their office chairs) and the other 22 will play as logi. and we dont have any of those vehcle scrubs with easy mode vehicles we are staright up mofo soldiers yo. so if you want the challenge of facing hardcore MLG players you need to stop being wussies and step up your game. AKA Sock Puppet King- supporting/liking/bromancing my own posts since 2012
L0RD CALVERT Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 65	Posted - 2016.02.25 18:23:00 - [17] - Quote sir RAVEN WING wrote: L0RD CALVERT wrote: Bri Bub wrote: I, for one, welcome L0RD and his EA cohorts! Good luck with your self-imposed task! Pro-tip: when on the ground make sure you are familiar with your triangle button as DPS is essential so must steady your aim by going prone... Heed this advice... I wish more vets in this thread would provide sound advice instead of trying to scare off passionate and capable newbros... Geez! thanks bro but how do i prone? Use these special grenades calls 'Core Locus' grenades. Throw it at your feet. Once you have enough SP, you will go prone. If you are unworthy, you die. thanks for fking up my KDR. i dont appreciate you trolling my thread consider the fact that you have offended me. i ask simple question i expect honest answer., reported for trolling AKA Sock Puppet King- supporting/liking/bromancing my own posts since 2012
L0RD CALVERT Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 65	Posted - 2016.02.25 18:24:00 - [18] - Quote SHERIFF joe arapio wrote: Are you still rambling on? Where are all these EA cheerleaders? they are scoring super high ATM but there only seems to be 2 maps but we did unlock militia status because when we get a kill we have that badge by our name AKA Sock Puppet King- supporting/liking/bromancing my own posts since 2012
L0RD CALVERT Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 69	Posted - 2016.02.26 01:20:00 - [19] - Quote XxBlazikenxX wrote: Clifford 747 wrote: L0RD CALVERT wrote: Clifford 747 wrote: Wait, there are 99 new people joining dust from battlefield? I sometimes play battlefield... but are they coming from bad company? 2? 3? 4? Hardline? 1942? Or 2142? This is very important to speculate wildly about! no these guys are total MLG so they exclusively play battlefront, full sponsership, like 68 of them are actual devs so that means they have 68 players that are super good like they go to LAN parties and are supported by Monster drink, and hanging out in cubicles all day (they do a lot of LAN parties at EA shouting out weapon balance commands from the comfort of their office chairs) and the other 22 will play as logi. and we dont have any of those vehcle scrubs with easy mode vehicles we are staright up mofo soldiers yo. so if you want the challenge of facing hardcore MLG players you need to stop being wussies and step up your game. Battlefront 2142? Please tell me you know what that is. If you don't, I shall be both disappointed and amazed simultaneously. a game i once tried to play at 512 ram, 32mb grfx card. didnt work too well, would crash 2 minutes in, i think i was also on dial up. my kdr was like negative, i had one goal and it was kill another player, i never accomplished AKA Sock Puppet King- supporting/liking/bromancing my own posts since 2012