Git Gud Bruh
0.P.
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Posted - 2016.02.05 06:46:00 -
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Me and Tacojr2000 Gonzales met a year and some months ago. I was in Forsaken Empire and he was in the Naughty Ninjas. When Forsaken Empire dissolved after Bigdaddt69 stole the corp wallet we went off on a wild tangent of corp hopping together. But no matter what we always stayed together, through thick and thin, no matter what, no matter the lag, no matter the fags.
Things we've indulged in over the past year together:
Tanks (Swiss and Taco has long been a terrifying name in the vehicle game, we've logged more hours together in a tank than we have on the field and I wouldn't have it any other way.)
ADS (A misguided effort to recreate the legendary adventures of New Money Creed and Boss Sobanre, fellow P.E./0.P. members and gunner ADS legends, it never worked out as well as Boss and Money's shenanigans but very fun nonetheless.)
Dampened Sentinels with Nova Knives (Still one of the most controversial fits in the game, some think it uselessly stupid, others find it to be the weirdest thing ever)
Plasma Cannon with a Breach Shotgun (Keep in mind this was pre-4 shots in the Breach, still our favorite troll fit and we intend to run it plenty in these last few months)
Corp Dissolving (This really was always me and Taco's strong suit. It seems like if we enter a corp, it'll burn to the ground within a month, and after we realized this we spent a fair amount of time deliberately burning down corps, we've succeeded several times, and have been the reason many behind corps being removed from their alliance and completely wiped from the starmap)
Bleagle Squads (A Swiss n Taco original, run a whole squad of black eagle scouts, before they had 3 weapon slots, deathly assassin deserves a lot of credit for participation in these squads, another noteworthy person would be killer bean forever and his infamous quote "can we be the four amigos?")
A complete list of corps we've joined and some of them ruined, in order:
Forsaken Empire
X-out
Scrubs Anonymous
The Naughty Ninjas
Esos Negros
SMARTCREW
Planet Express
Escrow Removal and Acquisition
Wasting Taco's ISK
O.P.
Paper Street Soap Corp
Random Gunz
Dead Mans Game
Eternal Beings
Although we have our roots in Forsaken Empire and the Naughty Ninjas. Taco and I never felt more at home than we did and do in the Planet Express and 0.P. community. From our double dates with Zandor Suzuki and Ice Royal Glantix to our endless wars with the Latinos. Me and Taco always had the best of times with the 0.P. and Planet Express gang.
Honorable Mentions in no particular order:
killed again (You sir were by far one of the biggest influences in my Dust career, I loved being your gunner, I wish you and your 20+ cats good luck with the rest of your life)
Pink Titan (It was so sad to see you go but I know you had your fill, love you girl, Logi=Love, I really do miss you more than you'll ever know
Protocol Protocol (By far the greatest Aussie I've ever met, keep on keepin' on)
deathly assassin (Three Amigos for life man, love you dude, never give up never surrender and get a damn mic again)
Average Joel (Still waiting on our bottles of quafe and our pounds of Bacon, may your clone rest easy)
Major Wood (It's been a blast playing with you and we both wish you the best of luck, long live PE)
Zandor Suzuki (We're gonna miss you and Ice, you two really are like family to us, hope the best for you, may your Stormraiders' never be lost and my those lasers I gave you pad the **** out of your K/D)
Ice Royal Glantix (May Canada conquer the world...eh? But seriously, you and Zandor are our bread and butter, long live our +1's and we love you from the bottom of our heats, I hope to see you both on the port)
Arcadia Kain (I'm sorry for all the strife we caused you)
viper xsniper (I love this angry little scottish bastard)
Geixa Ling (Don't fall asleep during the PC)
Nirwanda Vaughns ("You aren't cookin' British if you don't have a deep fryer in the back", the best British person I've ever met, and I've been to England, love you dude)
Two Jobbers and Spaceforger (Stay off the crack Two, Spacey you're the ****, thanks for Bar Fight)
Alexander Behemoth (Seriously man, don't drink an PC)
tards-r-us (I know everytime you open your mouth you sound like an ******* but me and Taco still think you're the ****)
To the rest of you, I wish you the best of luck with your video game travels and may your "warbarge be cooldown, please be later."
Whether you're going down with the ship or swimming for shore now,
o7 faggots, I'm gonna miss you like a PLC would.
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