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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.27 01:31:00 -
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Wilhelm Klingspor wrote:oh, oh
And Ratatti is R2D2, making a very late entree, but proving very valuble. Ratatatatanhas already been proven as Luke Skayswalkers
You can bite my shiny metal ass.
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.27 01:48:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Remember bro, this is basically the original trilogy, just different. So, I wouldn't be surprised if han solo survived the same way luke survived. Who's to say that bottomless pit didn't have an exit? It was a pretty long while from the point of han falling to starkiller base exploding.
He could've gotten picked up by stragglers or something. Remember one golden movie rule, that they did in the movie itself and Episode 1. If there is no body, then they are alive.
Darth Maul survived getting bisected, Han can survive a stab to the friggin gut. Harrison Ford basically begged JJ to kill Han Solo off permanently. It's done, it's over, move on. Deal. I know he did, and i know he hates star wars, but dammit, it hurts T^T
You can bite my shiny metal ass.
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
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Posted - 2016.01.27 01:52:00 -
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Kylo Ren = Aeon Amadi.
The rage is strong with this one. Aeon wouldn't even bother using his prodigious Force abilities derived from the dark side his occasional fits of raw anger and snarky comments would drive people to doing his bidding out of fear his attentions would fall upon them.
"That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space."
- Unnamed Gunnery Chief, The Citadel
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.27 01:59:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Kylo Ren = Aeon Amadi.
The rage is strong with this one. Aeon wouldn't even bother using his prodigious Force abilities derived from the dark side his occasional fits of raw anger and snarky comments would drive people to doing his bidding out of fear his attentions would fall upon them. Extremely True.
And Hilmar is Darth Virtuality aka Sidious. The grand dark lord and leader of the empire, lurking behind the scenes, acting as a benevolent chancellor when in actuality he is the dark lord of the sith.
You can bite my shiny metal ass.
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Darth-Carbonite GIO
Random Gunz The-Office
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Posted - 2016.01.27 02:13:00 -
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Aero Yassavi wrote:Double post hmm. . .
I'd like to have nearly anyone's personality substituted for Captain "I'll surrender of you say please" Phasma
She got shafted completely. Fingers crossed for epic revenge against that dastardly janitor!
CPM2: We didn't start this fire
Why does everyone fellatiate darth?! -Aeon Amadi
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Darth-Carbonite GIO
Random Gunz The-Office
3
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Posted - 2016.01.27 02:16:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:Is Kylo Ren the Dust 'community,' or the banality of evil upper management?
We are certainly angsty enough to be Kylo, and we have the persecution complex down to a science.
So yeah, we are all Kylo Ren
CPM2: We didn't start this fire
Why does everyone fellatiate darth?! -Aeon Amadi
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Francois Berwyn
Krusual Covert Operators Minmatar Republic
13
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Posted - 2016.01.27 02:21:00 -
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-+Why my scrambler rifle has the name of that guy?
Dust in peace.
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Russel Mendoza
Klandatu
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Posted - 2016.01.27 02:23:00 -
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Darth-Carbonite GIO wrote:Jadek Menaheim wrote:Is Kylo Ren the Dust 'community,' or the banality of evil upper management? We are certainly angsty enough to be Kylo, and we have the persecution complex down to a science. So yeah, we are all Kylo Ren
I am kylo ren.
We are kylo ren.
Bitter and angry.
Surrender to the darkseid.
I'm the biggest Dustard in the universe!!!
Summoning technique "Gorgon no jutsu"
Vehicle request accepted.
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Darth-Carbonite GIO
Random Gunz The-Office
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Posted - 2016.01.27 02:34:00 -
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I'm not sure anybody knows, really...
CPM2: We didn't start this fire
Why does everyone fellatiate darth?! -Aeon Amadi
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
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Posted - 2016.01.27 02:37:00 -
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Sgt Kirk = Finn
For no other reason than they are both black. As an unintentionally suave and handsome Gallentean Stormtrooper he spent the entirety of his early CPM career trying to hold the hand of the only white girl in the outer rim. The tech savvy pilot Maken Tosch. After realising his status as a mad player and the CPM's most eligible bachelor he played started to better empathise with the Rebel Faction Warfare Alliance in opposing the dreaded Planetary Conquest Order allowing sacrificing of himself greatly so he could play the sympathy card later.
Maken Tosch = Rey
Despite not actually being a member of the CPM I decided to include him as a plot hook to allude to the rather obvious sexual tension forming within the ranks of the CPM it's clear that Maken had to be Rey. He's fiesty, technologically savvy, can pilot anything, yet is delicate and fragile with an artistic soul attuned to the ways of the Forum.
Darth Gio = TR-8R
Being naturally talented with the Scrambler Rifle and taking royalties from Lord Viziam of the Planetary Conquest Order for his development of a surprisingly useful scrambler rifle Darth had time to focus on other aspect of being a Storm Trooper. Unlike his fellows he can hit the broadside of a barn, he has mastered a melee weapon, and loathes traitors. As such when Kirk and Aeon clashed over the fate of Ms Tosch his traitor hating rage over came him causing the two CPM members to clash in Mortal Combat outside a bar one night.
"That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space."
- Unnamed Gunnery Chief, The Citadel
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Francois Berwyn
Krusual Covert Operators Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2016.01.27 02:42:00 -
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Darth-Carbonite GIO wrote:I'm not sure anybody knows, really...
Mmmmh... I'm beginning to suspect...
Dust in peace.
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xxwhitedevilxx M
Maphia Clan Corporation
3
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Posted - 2016.01.27 02:50:00 -
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It might be because it's 4 am here or maybe I just missed the memo but... what do you mean by "everything is ok" exactly?
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Djinn SouI
Molden Heath PoIice Department
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Posted - 2016.01.27 02:53:00 -
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xxwhitedevilxx M wrote:It might be because it's 4 am here or maybe I just missed the memo but... what do you mean by "everything is ok" exactly? It's what mommies and daddies tell their little brats to shut them up with all their bitchin. |
Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2016.01.27 03:13:00 -
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I'd imagine myself as a star wars character but all I see in my mind's eye is BB-88 painted in gore, festooned with improbably large weapons, a need to randomly blow sh*t up and rolling awkwardly on a giant grenade rather than the rolly-ball thing.
Imagine a gigantic, shiny bug zapper.
Embrace your destiny.
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Aero Yassavi
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
10
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Posted - 2016.01.27 04:08:00 -
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If the Dust forums makes up Kylo Ren as a whole, then I view myself as one of the Stormtrooper who approaches Kylo Ren perhaps for a chat, sees the rage, and turns around.
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares = PIE Inc, Amarr dedicated Corp
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Darth-Carbonite GIO
Random Gunz The-Office
3
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Posted - 2016.01.27 04:10:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Darth Gio = TR-8R
TR-8R is stealth MVP. Awesome submission
CPM2: We didn't start this fire
Why does everyone fellatiate darth?! -Aeon Amadi
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Darth-Carbonite GIO
Random Gunz The-Office
3
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Posted - 2016.01.27 04:12:00 -
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Breakin Stuff wrote:I'd imagine myself as a star wars character but all I see in my mind's eye is BB-88 painted in gore, festooned with improbably large weapons, a need to randomly blow sh*t up and rolling awkwardly on a giant grenade rather than the rolly-ball thing.
Not enough BB-8 gifs out there, so here's a simple thumbs-up in the meantime.
CPM2: We didn't start this fire
Why does everyone fellatiate darth?! -Aeon Amadi
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Jadek Menaheim
Incorruptibles
8
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Posted - 2016.01.27 04:39:00 -
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Darth-Carbonite GIO wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:I'd imagine myself as a star wars character but all I see in my mind's eye is BB-88 painted in gore, festooned with improbably large weapons, a need to randomly blow sh*t up and rolling awkwardly on a giant grenade rather than the rolly-ball thing. Not enough BB-8 gifs out there, so here's a simple thumbs-up in the meantime. You really couldn't find quality BB-8 upvote gifs?
http://i.imgur.com/dBZ9OEo.gifv
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.27 05:47:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:Darth-Carbonite GIO wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:I'd imagine myself as a star wars character but all I see in my mind's eye is BB-88 painted in gore, festooned with improbably large weapons, a need to randomly blow sh*t up and rolling awkwardly on a giant grenade rather than the rolly-ball thing. Not enough BB-8 gifs out there, so here's a simple thumbs-up in the meantime. You really couldn't find quality BB-8 upvote gifs? http://i.imgur.com/dBZ9OEo.gifv Welcome back tot he forums!
ReversePyschology
Don't give me more likes.
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General John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.27 05:47:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:Darth-Carbonite GIO wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:I'd imagine myself as a star wars character but all I see in my mind's eye is BB-88 painted in gore, festooned with improbably large weapons, a need to randomly blow sh*t up and rolling awkwardly on a giant grenade rather than the rolly-ball thing. Not enough BB-8 gifs out there, so here's a simple thumbs-up in the meantime. You really couldn't find quality BB-8 upvote gifs? http://i.imgur.com/dBZ9OEo.gifv Welcome back tot he forums!
ReversePyschology
Give me more likes.
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Darth-Carbonite GIO
Random Gunz The-Office
3
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Posted - 2016.01.27 07:41:00 -
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I lack patience and means. Teach me your image searching ways, senpai, and I will reward you with a sudden but inevitable betrayal.
CPM2: We didn't start this fire
Why does everyone fellatiate darth?! -Aeon Amadi
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Tesfa Alem
Death by Disassociation
1
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Posted - 2016.01.27 07:50:00 -
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Darth-Carbonite GIO wrote:Now we have that out of the way, here's a game to keep your mind off things.
You've seen Episode 7, yes? Good. Make a list of characters from EP7 and replace them with past and present CCP/CPM members. A sentence describing how the movie would be different with these new personalities is encouraged. Literal, humorous, insulting, doesn't matter.
You have until the end of January, at which time I will choose which submission I enjoyed the most. The winner will receive a lifetime supply of reassurance, verbal and text, from yours truly.
Full spoilers are expected. Have at it.
all sanitation workers.
Redline for Thee, but no Redline for Me.
"I sometimes wonder why I share stuff "- CCP Rattati
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GM Archduke
Game Masters C C P Alliance
3
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Posted - 2016.01.27 11:12:00 -
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General Vahzz wrote:So I guess Archduke is Han Solo
The enigmatic swashbuckling guy with a trigger finger, that is the fan favorite of the series. Dashing Buccaneer and deuteragonist that is liked more than the protagonist. And can talk his way out of a paper bag.
GM Archduke
CCP Customer Support | EVE Online | DUST 514
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Jadek Menaheim
Incorruptibles
8
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Posted - 2016.01.27 12:39:00 -
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Darth-Carbonite GIO wrote:I lack patience and means. Teach me your image searching ways, senpai, and I will reward you with a sudden but inevitable betrayal. No, T8-TR.
Bonus: Here is a quality BB-8 upvote gif for you.
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Devadander
Woodgrain Atari
1
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Posted - 2016.01.27 17:53:00 -
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General Vahzz wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:One Eyed King wrote:Rattati is Luke Skywalker.
Everyone spends their whole time looking for him, and confirming his existence. It has been so long since anyone has seen him, that many people believe him to be a myth. /thread /mindblown
*holds the nova once owned by Rattati out with a silent plea*
*figure turns and visor splits and retracts to reveal his icy viking stare*
*his stern quiet glare never wavers*
:fade :scene
Roll credits...
"And god d*mn it I will be an artichoke, get off my stalk." ~Dust Fiend~
Joined - 06-28-12 ~Deal with it~
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The Noob Destroyer
Pradox One
1
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Posted - 2016.01.27 18:00:00 -
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Devadander wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:One Eyed King wrote:Rattati is Luke Skywalker.
Everyone spends their whole time looking for him, and confirming his existence. It has been so long since anyone has seen him, that many people believe him to be a myth. /thread /mindblown *holds the nova once owned by Rattati out with a silent plea* *figure turns and visor splits and retracts to reveal his icy viking stare* *his stern quiet glare never wavers* :fade :scene Roll credits...
PAS
People Against Signatures.
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