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Darth-Carbonite GIO
Random Gunz
The-Office
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Posted - 2016.01.26 23:48:00 -
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Now we have that out of the way, here's a game to keep your mind off things.
You've seen Episode 7, yes? Good. Make a list of characters from EP7 and replace them with past and present CCP/CPM members. A sentence describing how the movie would be different with these new personalities is encouraged. Literal, humorous, insulting, doesn't matter.
You have until the end of January, at which time I will choose which submission I enjoyed the most. The winner will receive a lifetime supply of reassurance, verbal and text, from yours truly.
Full spoilers are expected. Have at it.
CPM2: We didn't start this fire
Why does everyone fellatiate darth?! -Aeon Amadi
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Murder Medic
Forty-Nine Fedayeen
Minmatar Republic
313
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Posted - 2016.01.26 23:50:00 -
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I feel like we're about to get invaded by the Allied forces :/ |
CrotchGrab 360
TasteTheTamsen
2
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Posted - 2016.01.26 23:55:00 -
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Darth-Carbonite GIO wrote:Now we have that out of the way, here's a game to keep your mind off things.
You've seen Episode 7, yes? Good. Make a list of characters from EP7 and replace them with past and present CCP/CPM members. A sentence describing how the movie would be different with these new personalities is encouraged. Literal, humorous, insulting, doesn't matter.
You have until the end of January, at which time I will choose which submission I enjoyed the most. The winner will receive a lifetime supply of reassurance, verbal and text, from yours truly.
Full spoilers are expected. Have at it.
thanks Darth, Darth Maul is it  also make some more DUST videos!
YOUTUBE
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
13
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Posted - 2016.01.26 23:57:00 -
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Rattati is Luke Skywalker.
Everyone spends their whole time looking for him, and confirming his existence. It has been so long since anyone has seen him, that many people believe him to be a myth.
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2016.01.26 23:59:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:Rattati is Luke Skywalker.
Everyone spends their whole time looking for him, and confirming his existence. It has been so long since anyone has seen him, that many people believe him to be a myth. /thread
Become the phoenix, rise again
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Himiko Kuronaga
Fatal Absolution
Bleeding Sun Conglomerate
6
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Posted - 2016.01.27 00:04:00 -
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Darth-Carbonite GIO wrote:Now we have that out of the way, here's a game to keep your mind off things.
It didn't work.
This is a positive and endearing message brought to you by Himi.
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Darth-Carbonite GIO
Random Gunz
The-Office
3
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Posted - 2016.01.27 00:05:00 -
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Murder Medic wrote:I feel like we're about to get invaded by the Allied forces :/
You are of course assuming we're the allies...
CPM2: We didn't start this fire
Why does everyone fellatiate darth?! -Aeon Amadi
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Murder Medic
Forty-Nine Fedayeen
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2016.01.27 00:07:00 -
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Darth-Carbonite GIO wrote:Murder Medic wrote:I feel like we're about to get invaded by the Allied forces :/ You are of course assuming we're the allies...
We're pretty clearly Germany over here, thinking we're the **** while we're high as **** waiting for the end of days. |
General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.27 00:20:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:One Eyed King wrote:Rattati is Luke Skywalker.
Everyone spends their whole time looking for him, and confirming his existence. It has been so long since anyone has seen him, that many people believe him to be a myth. /thread
/mindblown
You can bite my shiny metal ass.
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Aero Yassavi
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
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Posted - 2016.01.27 00:24:00 -
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I'm just going to say on a scale of "falling to deliver reassuring words" to "not failing. . . " this thread ranks infinitely higher than absolute silence.
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Aero Yassavi
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
10
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Posted - 2016.01.27 00:24:00 -
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I'm just going to say on a scale of "falling to deliver reassuring words" to "not failing. . . " this thread ranks infinitely higher than absolute silence.
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares = PIE Inc, Amarr dedicated Corp
Channel for AFW Squads & Orbitals: PIE Ground Control
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Jadek Menaheim
Incorruptibles
8
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Posted - 2016.01.27 00:26:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:One Eyed King wrote:Rattati is Luke Skywalker.
Everyone spends their whole time looking for him, and confirming his existence. It has been so long since anyone has seen him, that many people believe him to be a myth. /thread
Wondering how this works with the Jedi school that Luke attempts to create, however, is destroyed by young Ben Solo (Kylo Ren) in his fall to the dark side?
Is Kylo Ren the Dust 'community,' or the banality of evil upper management? 
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
231
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Posted - 2016.01.27 00:29:00 -
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So I guess Archduke is Han Solo
The enigmatic swashbuckling guy with a trigger finger, that is the fan favorite of the series. Dashing Buccaneer and deuteragonist that is liked more than the protagonist. And can talk his way out of a paper bag.
You can bite my shiny metal ass.
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SOGZ PANDA
WarRavens
Imperium Eden
238
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Posted - 2016.01.27 00:32:00 -
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So this is what it's coming to ayyyyyyy
dust is life...
... uncertain, and usually pretty dissapointing.
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Jadek Menaheim
Incorruptibles
8
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Posted - 2016.01.27 00:33:00 -
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General Vahzz wrote:So I guess Archduke is Han Solo
The enigmatic swashbuckling guy with a trigger finger, that is the fan favorite of the series. Dashing Buccaneer and deuteragonist that is liked more than the protagonist. And can talk his way out of a paper bag.
Damn you Vahzz. Don't kill off Archduke! 
Dust 514 Market Trello. The essential resource for trading in Dust.
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Pierced Daddy
0ther.Haven
573
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Posted - 2016.01.27 00:36:00 -
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Everything is not OK. The servers are jacked.
And the victory screen glitch is back and worse.
Stop trying to persuade the sheep otherwise.
Edit: Ratatitties would be princess laya |
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
13
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Posted - 2016.01.27 00:41:00 -
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Pierced Daddy wrote:Everything is not OK. The servers are jacked.
And the victory screen glitch is back and worse.
Stop trying to persuade the sheep otherwise. So? Who gives a **** about Dust anymore? Pay attention, we're talking about work on a port here.
Become the phoenix, rise again
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Twelve Guage
Random Gunz
The-Office
1
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Posted - 2016.01.27 00:43:00 -
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Darth-Carbonite GIO wrote:
Can it be any kind of movie?
I have no gun game.
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
14
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Posted - 2016.01.27 00:43:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Pierced Daddy wrote:Everything is not OK. The servers are jacked.
And the victory screen glitch is back and worse.
Stop trying to persuade the sheep otherwise. So? Who gives a **** about Dust anymore? Pay attention, we're talking about work on a port here.
Just so long as the Port isn't the new Death Star, which was just like the old Death Star, only gussied up a bit, but just as easily demolished.
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
231
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Posted - 2016.01.27 00:44:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:General Vahzz wrote:So I guess Archduke is Han Solo
The enigmatic swashbuckling guy with a trigger finger, that is the fan favorite of the series. Dashing Buccaneer and deuteragonist that is liked more than the protagonist. And can talk his way out of a paper bag. Damn you Vahzz. Don't kill off Archduke!
HAN. SOLO. DID. NOT. DIE. I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT!
You can bite my shiny metal ass.
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Zan Azikuchi
G.R.A.V.E
The Ditanian Alliance
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Posted - 2016.01.27 00:47:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:Pierced Daddy wrote:Everything is not OK. The servers are jacked.
And the victory screen glitch is back and worse.
Stop trying to persuade the sheep otherwise. So? Who gives a **** about Dust anymore? Pay attention, we're talking about work on a port here. Just so long as the Port isn't the new Death Star, which was just like the old Death Star, only gussied up a bit, and just as easily demolished.
Just cover it with some 2 by 4's, it'll be totally fine.
When there is light, shadow's lurk and fear reign's... Yet by the blade of knight's, mankind, was given hope.
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Apocalyptic Destroyerr
Shining Flame
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2016.01.27 00:48:00 -
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Didn't you quit Confucius Carbonite? I got the Corp Mail.
Use it ----> Abuse It ----> Nerf !!!
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Jadek Menaheim
Incorruptibles
8
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Posted - 2016.01.27 00:53:00 -
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General Vahzz wrote:Jadek Menaheim wrote:General Vahzz wrote:So I guess Archduke is Han Solo
The enigmatic swashbuckling guy with a trigger finger, that is the fan favorite of the series. Dashing Buccaneer and deuteragonist that is liked more than the protagonist. And can talk his way out of a paper bag. Damn you Vahzz. Don't kill off Archduke! HAN. SOLO. DID. NOT. DIE. I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT!
Han Dies First checklist.
Mortal chest wound. check.
Heartbroken by betrayal of son. check.
Falls into 'bottomless' pit. check.
Pit located inside Starkiller base. check.
Base implodes into a star. check.
Would you like your Solo fantasy well, or plasma roasted? here's your check, sir.
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.27 00:57:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Jadek Menaheim wrote:General Vahzz wrote:So I guess Archduke is Han Solo
The enigmatic swashbuckling guy with a trigger finger, that is the fan favorite of the series. Dashing Buccaneer and deuteragonist that is liked more than the protagonist. And can talk his way out of a paper bag. Damn you Vahzz. Don't kill off Archduke! HAN. SOLO. DID. NOT. DIE. I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT! Han Dies First checklist. Mortal chest wound. check.Heartbroken by betrayal of son. check.Falls into 'bottomless' pit. check.Pit located inside Starkiller base. check.Base implodes into a star. check.Would you like your Solo fantasy well, or plasma roasted? here's your check, sir.
Remember bro, this is basically the original trilogy, just different. So, I wouldn't be surprised if han solo survived the same way luke survived. Who's to say that bottomless pit didn't have an exit? It was a pretty long while from the point of han falling to starkiller base exploding.
He could've gotten picked up by stragglers or something. Remember one golden movie rule, that they did in the movie itself and Episode 1. If there is no body, then they are alive.
Darth Maul survived getting bisected, Han can survive a stab to the friggin gut.
You can bite my shiny metal ass.
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No-one-ganks like-Gaston
Corrosive Synergy
RUST415
806
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Posted - 2016.01.27 01:00:00 -
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I haven't seen this movie and don't really care to. But can we get someone who's good at editing gifs to get that preview scene with TR-8R and whoever that Jedi was? Just put the text 'Dust Community' over TR-8R and 'CCP Rouge' over the Jedi.
Bam.
The thought that Dust 514 may one day be the game we dreamed it to be.
It fills you with Determination!
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
13
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Posted - 2016.01.27 01:07:00 -
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General Vahzz wrote:Remember bro, this is basically the original trilogy, just different. So, I wouldn't be surprised if han solo survived the same way luke survived. Who's to say that bottomless pit didn't have an exit? It was a pretty long while from the point of han falling to starkiller base exploding.
He could've gotten picked up by stragglers or something. Remember one golden movie rule, that they did in the movie itself and Episode 1. If there is no body, then they are alive.
Darth Maul survived getting bisected, Han can survive a stab to the friggin gut. Harrison Ford basically begged JJ to kill Han Solo off permanently. It's done, it's over, move on. Deal.
Become the phoenix, rise again
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Pokey Dravon
OSG Planetary Operations
7
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Posted - 2016.01.27 01:13:00 -
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So the CPM members as main star wars characters?
Does that mean I get to be Captain Phasma? Tries to be a main character but ends up being thrown in a trash compactor in the end.
#TheBitterIsReal
EVE: Phoenix - 'Rise Again' Trailer
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Wilhelm Klingspor
DUST University
Ivy League
931
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Posted - 2016.01.27 01:13:00 -
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well, let's see...
Episode 7, well luke skywalker is silent in this movie, just like CCP.
Frame is nien nunb; a side character but always there doing his job.
Rouge is bikikni princess leia; Only a few seconds of screentime but rather inpactful 
GûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæ DON'T PANIC GûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæ
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Heimdallr69
Second-Nature
6
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Posted - 2016.01.27 01:19:00 -
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Darth-Carbonite GIO wrote:Now we have that out of the way, here's a game to keep your mind off things.
You've seen Episode 7, yes? Good. Make a list of characters from EP7 and replace them with past and present CCP/CPM members. A sentence describing how the movie would be different with these new personalities is encouraged. Literal, humorous, insulting, doesn't matter.
You have until the end of January, at which time I will choose which submission I enjoyed the most. The winner will receive a lifetime supply of reassurance, verbal and text, from yours truly.
Full spoilers are expected. Have at it.
I always knew you were the submission type..kinky as always |
Wilhelm Klingspor
DUST University
Ivy League
931
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Posted - 2016.01.27 01:19:00 -
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oh, oh
And Ratatti is R2D2, making a very late entree, but proving very valuble.
GûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæ DON'T PANIC GûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæ
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