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DAAAA BEAST
Corrosive Synergy
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Posted - 2015.12.06 03:33:00 -
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These are the types of things I can recognize everyday of playing this game. I am sure most of you can relate. They are certified by time and occurrence.
1. There is nothing more accurate than a Recruit on a CA Railgun Installation. The recruit doesn't care that he is new. He knows that he is a very lucky f*ck and that he will BLAP you from distance every time he feels like it.
2. Jumpers are annoying. Usually known as very fast, unpredictable, splash damage bunny-hoping douches that think they're nice.
3. Blaster Tanks are also annoying.
They just show up out of nowhere, hit their hardeners even when there is no AV, to make sure you understand you're f*cked, then proceed to wiggle that long nose they call an Ion Canon until it steams red like a winter kid's nose.
4. Swarms are broken.
This weapon is only OP because it always hits ; even through rocks and walls or around towers. The sound it makes sounds like a toilet being flushed.
5. Forge Guns and Plasma Cannons are cool.
They really are ! Props if you use this weapon as it shows you like a challenge and have pretty good aim !
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I will continue the list sometime ... but until then, feel free to comment some facts that I could include in the list.
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The only thing eternal is your ambition.
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Lightning35 Delta514
The Warlords Legion
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Posted - 2015.12.06 03:40:00 -
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DAAAA BEAST wrote:These are the types of things I can recognize everyday of playing this game. I am sure most of you can relate. They are certified by time and occurrence.
1. There is nothing more accurate than a Recruit on a CA Railgun Installation. The recruit doesn't care that he is new. He knows that he is a very lucky f*ck and that he will BLAP you from distance every time he feels like it.
2. Jumpers are annoying. Usually known as very fast, unpredictable, splash damage bunny-hoping douches that think they're nice.
3. Blaster Tanks are also annoying.
They just show up out of nowhere, hit their hardeners even when there is no AV, to make sure you understand you're f*cked, then proceed to wiggle that long nose they call an Ion Canon until it steams red like a winter kid's nose.
4. Swarms are broken.
This weapon is only OP because it always hits ; even through rocks and walls or around towers. The sound it makes sounds like a toilet being flushed.
5. Forge Guns and Plasma Cannons are cool.
They really are ! Props if you use this weapon as it shows you like a challenge and have pretty good aim !
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I will continue the list sometime ... but until then, feel free to comment some facts that I could include in the list.
Pretty much
Ion pistols. Don't forget ion pistols. Ion pistols are Kool 2 u no
CEO of T-W-L
Gallente Loyalist- Ion Pistol for LIFE!
GALLENTE!!! FREEDOM!!! QUAFE!!!
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ZED Regent
Acid Tech 303
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Posted - 2015.12.06 10:18:00 -
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You're forgetting the OP-ness of the modded controller/CR combo...
Really hate that....
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port Dust 514....
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Sequal's Back
Dead Man's Game
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Posted - 2015.12.06 10:44:00 -
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That #1 is veeeery true !
Port it now !
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DAAAA BEAST
Corrosive Synergy
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Posted - 2015.12.06 22:43:00 -
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ZED Regent wrote: You're forgetting the OP-ness of the modded controller/CR combo...
Really hate that....
I will be honest, they are not too common but they remain annoying.
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The only thing eternal is your ambition.
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Vicious Minotaur
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Posted - 2015.12.06 23:28:00 -
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Here are some more facts:
Matchmaking sucks Maps suck Scanners suck EWAR sucks Vehicles suck Vacuums suck Prostitutes suck if you pay them
Minotaur Master Race
Violently penetrating you since ca 84 BCE. ( -í° -£-û -í°)
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JIMvc2
KILL-EM-QUICK Rise Of Legion.
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Posted - 2015.12.07 00:01:00 -
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I have a better one. Why play when we have no news on the 1.3 update. Event Doesn't count.
Judge my muscle content then I'll judge you by your Half Marathon time. Never underestimate runners - "Jim"
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