Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2015.12.04 18:11:00 -
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So it's obvious the war room is nothing more than a place for us old fogies to tell our war stories like.... a thousand times over to each other, so let's do just that.
So my favorite two experiences are:
1) I was ringing for Roman at one point. Murphy's was about a month or two old at the time, and we were either fighting Vengeance or Bloodline or someone else, hard to remember to be honest. So in the middle of the match I'm getting pelted by multiple AV, I do my usual retreat, shoot stuff and be a general slut, when I hear a buzzer go off. We're getting torn apart at this stage, when I realize that I've got an apple pie baking in the oven, and I have to apply the top of the crust. Torn between turning the battle or saving my pie, I go to the oven and pull out the pie, put the top on hastily, then put it back in the oven.
After I return, I notice Roman managed to pull the match back, so I go in and we win. The pie was delicious and worth it btw.
2) This was during the Dark Legion massive land grab stage. Basically what happened was they threw a bunch of attacks and got defenses they couldn't field, so they call FA in to field an attack, I was to be the FC of this fight. Ares asked if we could field an attack at 0100, but we couldn't because we had a fight at that time. So we got a fight at 0200 I think. After we get our match done, most of our guys log off, and I'm trying to form a team, with well over a half hour left to form, or so I thought.
I get the ferry in the chat, and I've got about ten people in squad and ready. I remember Shepard Commander, Ace, Hakyou and TTW being there. I'm trying to get some alliance guys in and I ask the ferry the ETA on the fight.
Ferry: It's right now...
Me: What?!!!! I was told 0200! We should've had more time!! Ferry, get aces squad and the other one in there now!!!
He gets them in there, I'm scrambling for dudes, getting anyone I can at this stage. I then get a sitrep on the battle from Ace.
Ace: We just got D, but they're almost in our armor.
Me: Oh god, hold up we're getting in.
I scramble a crap ton of guys to try to five cap the enemies. We manage to hold a five cap long enough to catch up towards the end, and I'm frantic at this point.
We have three points, yet two are going to flip. They have two, and one is going to flip. One null missile will decide the match. At the last five seconds I recall saying: "I swear to God if we win this, I'm buying everybody hookers". We win with one tick left and the energy is explosive!
99% of what Derrith says is stupidity. -D3lta Blitzkrieg
Bittervet ADS pilot, redheads are hot.
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
3
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Posted - 2015.12.06 19:15:00 -
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Moochie Cricket wrote:I once hid in my ADS from any real fighting and instead spent my time destroying neutral installations for those sweet sweet WPs
Last I recall, that's all we could do at times bruh.
99% of what Derrith says is stupidity. -D3lta Blitzkrieg
Bittervet ADS pilot, redheads are hot.
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
3
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Posted - 2015.12.15 01:21:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:
You are a special redneck aren't you?
Uhhhh.... Crisco WAS a General. Wait, you were a general right?
99% of what Derrith says is stupidity. -D3lta Blitzkrieg
Bittervet ADS pilot, redheads are hot.
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