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        |  Derrith Erador
 Fatal Absolution
 
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      | Posted - 2015.11.23 19:45:00 -
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 Wait, Rust won the war?! If what is said is true... then I must've finally crossed over into another dimension!! By God, my experiment of putting a lemon, cow fetus and silver spoon inside a microwave while performing a dark ritual nude worked!
 
 Oh God, this place is whacked out! Hot pockets and red meat are healthy!
 
 Ringo is a good drummer!
 
 Women will have sex with me for free, and haven't even met me yet!
 
 Unhealthy foods like potato chips are good for you and getting a six pack is as easy as sitting on the couch and doing nothing?!
 
 Then if all that is true in this universe... then I MUST have good gun game!!
 
 Wait, what?! I don't?! You mean to tell me that I never crossed into another universe? So Ringo still sucks, a woman's legs are about as open to me as area 51 is, getting ripped is still as hard as my manhood, and I still have to eat my veggies?!
 
 What's going on?! What happened, I could've swore that I crossed over! Oh wait.... I forgot the spirit of a "special" dead monkey ghost. Well, I can't afford another lemon, let alone a microwave... Well, there's always next time.
 
 99% of what Derrith says is stupidity. -D3lta Blitzkrieg I like whales | 
      
      
        |  Derrith Erador
 Fatal Absolution
 
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      | Posted - 2015.11.24 21:57:00 -
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 So while I was watching this video and stalking this thread like a creeper, I thought it would be slightly amusing to put you nerds in here. Not sure if I'll get them right, but I'm sure I got Cuse and Ghost pegged.
 
 DJ is Parkour
 Amy is Militia mable/Cobra
 Powerful moustache is Cuse for sure
 Backwards hat guy is Ghost Kaisar
 Milf is Derrith (no doubt)
 Janitor lady is D4gg3r
 Now all we need is Sota to be the guy at the end
 
 99% of what Derrith says is stupidity. -D3lta Blitzkrieg I like whales | 
      
      
        |  Derrith Erador
 Fatal Absolution
 
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      | Posted - 2015.11.25 21:50:00 -
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 Butthurt OH alt wrote:Milita Mable wrote:lol CBM  yeah it stands for Cobra BichMade  *nods head* CBM...
 
 99% of what Derrith says is stupidity. -D3lta Blitzkrieg I like whales | 
      
      
        |  Derrith Erador
 Fatal Absolution
 
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      | Posted - 2015.11.25 22:07:00 -
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 Milita Mable wrote:RIP FA.
 
 Huh, so FA.gs are finally dead. Well, guess it's time to fulfill one of my long time fantasies! Necrophilia!!
 
 Ghost, bend over!
 
 For those who don't get that, there's a double pun in there.......................
 
 99% of what Derrith says is stupidity. -D3lta Blitzkrieg I like whales | 
      
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