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No-one-ganks like-Gaston
Corrosive Synergy
RUST415
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Posted - 2015.11.10 01:55:00 -
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Although I guess this one is more of a nightmare.
I was playing Dust. Nothing really special going on. Being redlined every match, constantly being sniped, ganked, or dealing with a squad of Super Mario Brothers. Four logis on a single heavy who seems to have infinite ammunition. Tanks strolling through our redline. I'm barely able to spawn in before I die again. I finally get tired of it, I finally let my anger get the better of me, and I just throw my controller down onto the ground as hard as I can because I am just so god damn certain that that's the relief I need.
Barely a thump.
Doesn't even bounce a little.
Pristine condition, just sitting there where I threw it as though I'd gently set it down to tell it a bedtime story.
I woke up wanting to break my door down and ******* murder something.
That's all. Just wanted to share with everybody.
It's happened once or twice someone couldn't pay the price, and I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals.
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No-one-ganks like-Gaston
Corrosive Synergy
RUST415
250
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Posted - 2015.11.10 01:59:00 -
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maybe deadcatz wrote:You suck at throwing. I shattered my control throwing it one foot to the ground.
Would explain why I can't seem to kill anything with a grenade despite their buff.
It's happened once or twice someone couldn't pay the price, and I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals.
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No-one-ganks like-Gaston
Corrosive Synergy
RUST415
252
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Posted - 2015.11.10 03:13:00 -
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maybe deadcatz wrote:No-one-ganks like-Gaston wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:You suck at throwing. I shattered my control throwing it one foot to the ground. Would explain why I can't seem to kill anything with a grenade despite their buff. Remember. Throw the weirdly shaped potato at the red guys face,even if you have to look like a idiot jumping around to do it. +60 headshot kill.
God ******* dammit, are you serious? I always tried to eat them.
******* love potatoes.
It's happened once or twice someone couldn't pay the price, and I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals.
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No-one-ganks like-Gaston
Corrosive Synergy
RUST415
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Posted - 2015.11.10 06:15:00 -
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Just want to make sure you guys know that I didn't actually throw my controller, I just had a stupid dream about throwing my controller and not being able to smash it like I wanted to, since I can't tell if that got across in the original post xD. Ineffectual dream rage is the worst thing.
It's happened once or twice someone couldn't pay the price, and I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals.
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