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Kail Mako
Capital Acquisitions LLC
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Posted - 2015.11.05 04:49:00 -
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Scene starts with a sniper crouching on a hill. He takes a shot. Says to himself, "Boom, headshot." Takes another shot. "Boom, headshot."
We now zoom into a first-person view through the scope. You see the reds and blues battling. He lines up a shot on a heavy. "Boom headshot." Heavy takes no damage. He fires again. "Boom headshot." Heavy takes no damage. He fires the final bullet. "Boom headshot." Heavy takes no damage.
We zoom out on him reloading his gun. While reloading he screams, "GOD FUC KING DAMMIT! YOU FUC KING LAGGY ASS BIT$%! I WILL MURDER YOU AND RA&3 YOUR CORPSE!"
After he finishes his outburst he takes aim. We zoom through the sniper scope, and watch him line up the shot. Just before he fires something flashes up on his display. It reads: Headshot Kill +60. The heavy tips over, dead. "Boom Headshot"
FIN
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Kail Mako
Capital Acquisitions LLC
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Posted - 2015.11.07 04:43:00 -
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Kail Mako wrote:Scene starts with a sniper crouching on a hill. He takes a shot. Says to himself, "Boom, headshot." Takes another shot. "Boom, headshot."
We now zoom into a first-person view through the scope. You see the reds and blues battling. He lines up a shot on a heavy. "Boom headshot." Heavy takes no damage. He fires again. "Boom headshot." Heavy takes no damage. He fires the final bullet. "Boom headshot." Heavy takes no damage.
We zoom out on him reloading his gun. While reloading he screams, "GOD FUC KING DAMMIT! YOU FUC KING LAGGY ASS BIT$%! I WILL MURDER YOU AND RA&3 YOUR CORPSE!"
After he finishes his outburst he takes aim. We zoom through the sniper scope, and watch him line up the shot. Just before he fires something flashes up on his display. It reads: Headshot Kill +60. The heavy tips over, dead. "Boom Headshot"
FIN
So this was rejected then?
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Kail Mako
Capital Acquisitions LLC
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Posted - 2015.11.08 07:45:00 -
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Seeing as we're corpmates it's pretty much my duty to help you out. So, if you ever need a voice I can mic up.
Oh, and I've been thinking about a skit with a "stealth heavy." Like this heavy running around with damps just sneaking up and punching/knifing people. Then his teammates would com in, and be like, "You're really stupid you know that?" Yet, the heavy would keep insisting that it was the best way to play ewar. In the end the heavy would get scanned, and then a bunch of enemies would converge on his position. Meanwhile, his teammate, a scout, would just effortlessly move through the enemy ranks and take the objective.
The comedy in that would all be in the script. I just haven't bothered to write one yet.
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